「撚樣,出嚟買飛呀!」自從有咗Queenie喺自己身邊,變得對呢啲溝通方式好厭惡。514Please respect copyright.PENANAB4fX7lbsZN
我:「吓,我都要食呀?」514Please respect copyright.PENANAD88DtjNnk6
「梗係啦,你坐喺度容乜易攪我條女呀!」514Please respect copyright.PENANAtmjtJykTwI
妖,一早攪到厭啦;我當然無講出口啦,至於厭呢樣嘢呢…當時肉體上係的確有少少嘅。咁佢話要食咪食囉,橫掂我都未食晏,只不過我想返屋企自己煮慳返少少錢啫。514Please respect copyright.PENANA35EFcYg5qo
「我屌你老母,唔好阻撚住晒得唔撚得!」514Please respect copyright.PENANADFgLDh3Wbc
一路排隊買飛,佢就一路屌㞗我,好,我忍。514Please respect copyright.PENANA9eKB9t5C9P
我:「我阿媽死咗㗎喇,你想屌可能要去天國先,另外我無諗住要阻住你。」514Please respect copyright.PENANANNps02GVqO
「冚家鏟,叫你阿媽帶埋你走啦,正一閪仔。」514Please respect copyright.PENANAd6buvdK1DB
輪到佢買嘢食,佢嗌咗兩份鐵板雜扒餐;跟住到我,一碟粟米肉片飯,學生有可樂送。514Please respect copyright.PENANAD1k4eUkKaQ
過咗三四分鐘,我哋就將啲食物捧返埋位。514Please respect copyright.PENANAgpqzv5VSss
「細蚊,妳睇下吖,佢呢啲人食得幾寒酸,妳靠佢嘅話乞米都似呀。」佢咬住塊牛扒一路講。514Please respect copyright.PENANAJNAv55n39Y
蚊:「我唔係要搵返佢,只係…你以後唔好煩住我得唔得?」514Please respect copyright.PENANANr1gj1qAVK
「邊有煩住妳呢,我不知幾惜妳。」514Please respect copyright.PENANA3T8DdHORQE
蚊:「你除咗識屌我重識做乜呢?」514Please respect copyright.PENANANrZh6E1SiF
「咁我都係惜妳先屌妳啫。」514Please respect copyright.PENANA3hrIIbrxwh
真係難為佢可以厚面皮到講得出句咁嘅嘢,差唔多可以媲美啲強姦犯話我姦妳都係因為欣賞妳嘅天生麗質。但我又喺度諗,係囉,愛妳所以咪同妳一齊囉,一齊咪扑嘢囉,又好似無乜矛盾,事實上我以前副德性都係差唔多,只不過我態度好過呢隻烏龜王八蛋好多。514Please respect copyright.PENANAbchhiMVQo3
咁佢哋兩個一路食飯就一路討論,來來去去都係離唔開嗰三涿屁,重悶過我碟飯呀,所以都無謂分享出嚟浪費大家眼力喇。總之結論就係細蚊已經下定決心要離開呢條粉腸,而條粉腸就繼續喺度死纏難打,我就一粒聲都無出過,只係坐喺度確保細蚊唔會俾人蝦;好彩小弟好得閒,佢兩個一路喺度煲無米粥我就一路喺度㩒電話。514Please respect copyright.PENANAFRbIK9puEa
當然食完飯都唔會有結果,屋邨餐廳地方淺窄,呢個唔係好唔好意思嘅問題,就算條友大爺咁款都唔會敢得罪快餐店入面嗰兩個廚房佬,佢哋黑面起上嚟分分鐘比起黑社會重恐怖,起碼入面又刀又滾油…所以我哋出返去萬無目的咁遊蕩。514Please respect copyright.PENANAftZEEQnMhb
又唔係萬無目的嘅,粉腸想屌閪,細蚊想分手,我想送完人哋返屋企快啲收工,分工實在清晰明確。514Please respect copyright.PENANAs8eIASMu30
行下行下我哋飄咗入社區中心,都好嘅,呢度有大人條粉腸都唔敢太放肆,我又可以有啲漫畫睇下;我好有口齒㗎,我過嚟唔會阻住佢哋講數,你哋想點咪點囉,總之細蚊無事就得。514Please respect copyright.PENANAzEE6FvpMCx
所以我就睇住本蠟筆小新嘰嘰笑,我諗條粉腸一定勁想打柒我。514Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5D1eIJZjw