Year: 2007 - Timeline A
Place: At Kayla Goodman's apartment, Brooklyn, New York City
Dialogue: Kayla and Kayla's boyfriend, Zander Scam
Time: Kayla talking on her cell phone while returning Dani to the park on Long Island
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Zander Scam: "Hello? Hi, little girl, why are you calling? I mean, what are you up to?"
Kayla Goodman: "My love, it's only that Dani and I were up to talking about true love, that's it."
Zander: "Can I call you back, Kayla? I'm smack dab in the middle of a thing at this time."
Kayla: "Zander, I bet there's a lot of things you're going to be in the middle of someday."
Zander: "What's that? I'm moving away from my friends so we can have some privacy."
Kayla: "So, I, Kayla Goodman, the girlfriend you've had since 2004, I am, breaking up with you."
Zander: "Did I hear you correctly? Give me one good reason before you commit to this."
Kayla: "Oh, there hasn't been much committing, at least not much on your part, Zander."
Zander: "What are you saying? Speak up too. I'm not getting good reception on my phone."
Kayla: "Dani accidentally let spill that right before our fifth dating anniversary you confess-"
Zander: "Let me stop you. Y' know, we've been going out for only three years altogether."
Kayla: "Dani told me you'd never gotten over your high school prom date, Sheila, that redhead."
Zander: "Right, I have stayed in contact with her. I guess I should have let you in on that."
Kayla: "Then, before our fifth anniversary of dating, you admit that you recently slept with her."
Zander: "What can I say? I've thought about Shelia at times. Yet, I've never acted on it."
Kayla: "I decided on a pre-emptive strike. Decided to have a quickie with Dani. I'm rhyming..."
Zander: "Great job, homewrecker. Just yesterday we saw Dani with her Vietcong partner."
Kayla: "Vietnamese, dummy! Another thing: Did you push me to cut my red hair to look like her?"
Zander: "I'll snitch to the Viet... significant other. Meanwhile, you and Dani can raise a kid."
Kayla: "What are you getting at? She's a friend. I've been curious what it would be like with her."
Zander: "Remember, condoms? Since you're allergic to the pill? Hope you two have a boy!"
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