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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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4-1. 三人行之美人別走
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『【任務請求】玩家喵喵仙貝向您分享【特殊任務】《撿到的家書》,請問是否接受?』1049Please respect copyright.PENANAokVOvjYkOs
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總算求到組隊的機會,肉盾立馬就按了接受,再打開面板一看,頓時就焉了,「又要回到艾爾文草原啊?哥才從那逃出來的。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAaKccSIvemV
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「你那是在草原中央的主城,我們要去的是靠近埃斯萊森林的東區,不一樣啦。」變回人形的喵喵仙貝,順手從哥哥的包裡掏出一塊牛肉乾咬啊咬,有些口齒不清地說:「呣……呣……不過你迷去過那裡,所以我們還是要從打不死撐(達布史城)走。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAnSwNIxYgfk
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「叮!恭喜玩家喵喵仙真相了達布史城的命名由來,獲得戳破盲腸度+5,經驗值1000。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAX97Ej6L96Z
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「噗……」突如其來的系統發言,讓喵喵仙貝差點把嘴裡的東西給噴了,泰迪熊則一臉「寶貝兒真聰明」的驕傲眼神望著他。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAC1tT8pz3cp
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倒是肉盾沒注意到系統音,逕自望著他手裡的牛肉乾,又納悶地看向泰迪熊腰間的小掛袋,「怎麼小貝兒可以直接拿泰的東西啊?」1049Please respect copyright.PENANALpeMDdAe3w
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「唔……就、就、就特、特殊關係的福利啦!」喵喵仙貝忽然臉紅地怒聲回道。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAMqe4vHSNYc
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在奧普斯裡,物品的存放與交易仍與傳統遊戲相仿,不論玩家間是買賣交易或免費贈與,都需經過雙方同意,比如:做出你給我取的動作,或是通過正式的交易視窗。而存放物品的置物包只有持有者才能開啟,對其他玩家來說,非屬自己的置物包只像是裝飾用掛袋,即便想觸碰也會被系統自動隔絕。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAzr7CM3gE1T
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當然,這些限定是指一般情況。若彼此是婚約以上的關係,即能啟動《財產共有制》——婚約關係者可互取置物包裡的食物與藥水;夫妻關係者則享有置物包共用福利,可互取彼此的所有物品,包括已綁定的裝備。然而,目前有婚約關係以上的玩家不多,加上官方尚未公開所有資訊,因此,肉盾不知道也算情有可原。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAscr5kQwUTE
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不過,問題癥結似乎……不在上述?1049Please respect copyright.PENANA49YmvrfVNd
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「什麼特殊關係?」肉盾依舊懵懂地仰著反光眼鏡,半晌又恍然大悟地說:「喔!系統偵測到你們是兄弟啊?」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA825xMuw1iJ
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「……」喵喵仙貝張口無語了會後,遲疑地抬頭望向泰迪熊。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAablW1fFbFY
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泰迪熊也微皺了眉似在斟酌什麼,最後才輕揉他的頭,淡定地轉移話題,「出發吧,貝兒時間不多。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA49xnokrcrK
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「啊,也對!」沒怎麼多想的肉盾,只當他們同意了說法,便直往傳送陣走去。而身後的兩人則在專屬的夫妻頻道打起字來——1049Please respect copyright.PENANAqZOupKaFvj
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『【夫妻】喵喵仙貝:他還不知道嗎?OAO』1049Please respect copyright.PENANAk6jtWVTATv
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『【夫妻】泰迪熊餅乾:嗯,等過陣子再說,不急。』1049Please respect copyright.PENANAXZWKUi6Z34
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『【夫妻】喵喵仙貝:喔~』1049Please respect copyright.PENANA3blnAhGgXg
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從傳送陣飛到達布史城後,兄弟倆揪著一抵達就被NPC包圍的肉盾往城門走。這顆花椰菜頭在達布史城的事蹟,早被幾個愛傳八卦的玩家上世界頻道閒聊了,加上他們從開服以來就已經歷不少奇事,因而對此現象也不覺訝異,畢竟這傢伙可是他們認識十多年的那個艾登・蒙達菲。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAA2FMM9nPdU
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不過,一踏出城門後,各種衝著肉盾來的群怪亂舞,倒是讓他們嘆為觀止了,就連面癱大神的眼角都不禁抽了下。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAyHSsTcwG2y
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「怪拐睡~快快睡~再不睡覺就把你疵掉~」法師喵喵仙貝揮著巧克力棒吟唱完,所有圍在肉盾身邊的怪便陷入沈睡,頭頂上亦飄出各種大小的Z字母。1049Please respect copyright.PENANABiBlNscORu
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泰迪熊施了個治療術後,就一手抓出肉盾,又下團體加速術,指著另一個方向,「那邊怪少,往那走。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3gnQJwY4O
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趁著安眠咒和加速術的三十秒,三人往多數玩家公會的帶團練功區奔去。幸好這時間還有不少台灣的夜貓練功團,藉怪一出來就被玩家們清光的優勢,加上喵喵仙貝不時放出安眠咒,他們才終於順利抵達任務NPC的所在地——本稻村。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAwc3t65lwBz
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「到底怎麼回事啊?為什麼連被動怪都會跑來攻擊?」喵喵仙貝仍沈浸在暴走風波中,兩眼呆楞地睜得老大。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAEQj325GWhr
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肉盾舉著還在晃的愛的小手,無奈搖頭說:「不知道啊,我第一天玩就被史萊姆吞了,那感覺到現在都還記憶猶新啊!」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAuCebwY3LgQ
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睨了眼那顆東晃西擺的爆炸頭後,泰迪熊盯著村外閒晃的怪思忖了半晌,就忽然邪笑地抬腳將肉盾踹出村口,還用法杖抵著他往外推去。一時間,群怪嚎鳴再起,如活屍聞到人肉般急速衝來。1049Please respect copyright.PENANA8QfQSIB97h
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「哇啊!泰你幹嘛啊?」肉盾驚得往下一蹲避開法杖,又連滾帶爬地逃進村口,那些怪才悻悻然地散開。1049Please respect copyright.PENANArrZJw2y5IS
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「做個實驗。」泰迪熊沒理會肉盾的哀嚎,轉身向村裡的雜貨商買了條花色大包巾後丟給他,「包住頭,再出去。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAYba43mmkjd
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「包住?」肉盾有種不祥的預感。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAwskijL5itL
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「嘿嘿!原來是爆炸頭在招仇恨嗎?」喵喵仙貝賊笑地搶過包巾,仗著兩人難得沒有身高差,硬是往爆炸頭一套,還在肉盾的下巴處打了個漂亮的蝴蝶結,一個頭頂花花大包袱的矮老媽子就華麗麗誕生了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAVnUrEW8yiF
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「噗哈哈哈!豬頭登豪漂釀唷~哈哈哈哈!」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA8YyC5WYwtK
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「去。」泰迪熊冷聲命令道,肉盾就只好哭哭地往村口外一站。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAqButyQSrNc
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這一次,只有幾隻較近的主動怪跑來,遠處的怪照舊在原地閒晃,而被動怪們則轉頭觀望未加入戰局,可見牠們仍受了點影響,但不至於想攻擊。如此證實了泰迪熊的推論後,肉盾又一次跪地噴淚悔不當初了1049Please respect copyright.PENANATV2jCbEshR
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「噗哈哈哈哈!誰讓你沒看說明就亂創角?」喵喵仙貝笑得更歡了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAbbInr6fvlP
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見弟弟燦笑得可愛,泰迪熊忍不住輕捏了把他的小臉,「其實,未必沒好處。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAVWp3cGz9Kk
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咦咦?招仇恨爆炸頭也有好處?!1049Please respect copyright.PENANAuhchIM5lYq
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「怎麼說?」「什麼好處?」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA22w3K1eDAa
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望著異口同聲的肉盾和喵喵仙貝,仙魔祭司大人揚起優雅又腹黑的微笑,「騎士的功用。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANANlyD3iPA7z
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再瞭解不過那笑裏藏刀,肉盾不禁打了個寒顫為自己的蠢默哀。兄控小貓妖則傲嬌地撇開臉,暗自羞羞表示哥沒事帥成這樣最吐厭了啦!1049Please respect copyright.PENANAlFtgEMwZH3
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「近來森林那頭來了許多奇怪的生物,嚴重影響草原的生態,破壞了老夫培育多年的菜園,村口那些怪物也是因此被趕到這來,害我們每天過得提心吊膽……」雖不高也有一米六的老村長,伸出顫抖的手捧住肉盾的爆炸頭,老淚縱痕地說:「老夫看到你這顆頭,就想起外出尋找勇者而失蹤的兒子,他最愛吃老夫種的花椰菜了,可惜老夫再也看不到他吃花椰菜的樣子了。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANADLPsHaLCtS
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「……」肉盾真心無語了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANACzNPFy6ZFZ
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「……」喵喵仙貝抿緊嘴唇努力控制臉皮,在隊伍頻道快速打字——1049Please respect copyright.PENANAtF2djI10tW
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『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:怎麼辦?我好想笑~~~QWQ』1049Please respect copyright.PENANA10xpUNKuZ3
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『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:乖,再忍一下就好了。』1049Please respect copyright.PENANAY2wvY8Y2ly
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:你們幫幫忙啊!哥快被他搖暈啦!!!@@』1049Please respect copyright.PENANACWnIGh6irt
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老村長如泣如訴地說完對愛子的思念後,終於放開肉盾的頭抹淚道:「敢問三位如何找到這封家書的?」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAiUKNEJRZev
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喵喵仙貝再次抿住嘴,果斷地看向哥哥。1049Please respect copyright.PENANA0GSessZpzG
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「在害死貴公子的蕃果妖體內找到的。」泰迪熊面不改色地以字正腔圓的流利中文回道。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAdj4F0bOf37
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老村長一聽,便了然地長嘆一聲,「原來如此,那三位便算是犬子尋來的勇士了。老夫想拜託你們幫忙解決這場災難,也算是完成他的遺願。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAb5DUEuAiXe
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「叮!恭喜玩家泰迪熊餅乾觸發了【特殊任務】《禍害草原的外來客》,請消滅森林邊界草原上的生物,解決本稻村的安危問題。此任務將自動分享給隊友。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAcRaHpxYR2n
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「呼……終於解脫了。」走出村長家後,喵喵仙貝揉著臉嘆道。村長父子的生離死別固然催淚動人,但抱著一顆爆炸頭哭的畫面實在太過違合,讓他又鼻酸又想笑,一整個哭笑不得,憋得他快瘋了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAmThbuqI3fM
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也鬆了口氣的肉盾伸著懶腰,朝他們露出一個傻笑,「不過你們真幸運,隨手打個怪就打出特殊任務道具。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAk9sovtwTvw
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「呃,呵呵……」喵喵仙貝乾笑地撓撓臉,回頭偷看了眼村長家緊閉的門,小聲說:「不是打來的。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA9Uw540A93i
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「嗄?」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z7z2afbmy
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泰迪熊失笑地摟住喵喵仙貝代為回答:「貝兒吃出來的。」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA3HsA0Mb2hc
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「這、這……還能吃出來?」肉盾也緊張地張望四周,壓低聲音說:「該不會是小貝兒……?」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAHAn1jrooGr
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「唔,我以為它只是普通的大蕃茄嘛,誰知道才衝過去咬一口,它就尖叫地吐出東西……」喵喵仙貝紅著臉咕噥道。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAqZuiSRRT1Z
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吃貨上了遊戲還是吃貨啊!肉盾遠目無語了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANA3wWCeRkqF0
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待一切準備就緒後,肉盾在泰迪熊的冷眼掃射下,再次哭哭地戴上頭包巾。踏出村門口,三人快速解決掉衝來的主動怪,一道輕盈身影便正好於他們面前從天而降,肉盾頓時為之一愣。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAr1gpcPdlAh
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精靈潤澤柔順的緋紅髮絲隨風微揚,散來一股淡雅花香,精緻絕美的臉蛋似有未染塵埃的空靈,收起淡褪的雙翼飄落了幾片細羽,令人有天使降臨之感。他朝村口悠然走去的同時,琥珀般的晶燦美目不經意朝他們掃去,卻在瞥見肉盾的宅大媽裝扮時,於眼底浮起一絲極淺的笑意,襯得那無瑕雪膚更加透亮。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAGHuxrix0sa
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雖說大家玩遊戲多會調整美化外貌,像互控兄弟檔為了相認而幾不調整的人例外,但能調到完美的角色卻也極為少見。然而,這個羽翼精靈美得連喵喵仙貝都不禁「哇」地低呼一聲,更別說以追求美人為生活意義的肉盾了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANA19xpsBOKWC
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「天……」如被百萬伏特電擊般,肉盾張大嘴站在原地呆望美人漸行漸遠的背影,半晌後才摀住胸口粗喘著氣,仰天含淚嘆道:「哥戀愛了!」1049Please respect copyright.PENANA3BmtjJRoFJ
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「美人等……」肉盾舉步企圖追上紅髮精靈,卻被一法杖迎面架住臉,腰帶也被一股力道往後拉扯,攔人者正是兩位兄弟檔。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAGiETvh6qEW
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「走啦走啦!去做任務,別又亂騷擾人啦!」喵喵仙貝無奈翻了白眼,努力拉著他往外走去。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAw7dt2QWASD
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喔,不啊!哥好不容易遇到心動的人說!肉盾朝遠去的美人伸出爾康手,肝腸寸斷地哭喊:「美人啊——」1049Please respect copyright.PENANAJPOdYlf8yy
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「閉嘴!」額冒十字筋的祭司大人萬分認真地思考,乾脆多買一條包巾塞住這傢伙的嘴算了。1049Please respect copyright.PENANAIdmJyVk5Nr
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