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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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26. 各有話說
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「琥姊，誤會啊！那是意外……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1scRCmm5A
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「去你媽的！摸老娘屁股是意外，那老娘也意外把你揍成智障！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jnapoFMIm
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「那、那我屁股給琥姊摸回來？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4fkIBfToI
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「操！老娘把你屁股踹到脫肛還差不多！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gwc5gZzNC
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「噗呵……」
十年前的那天傍晚，她正在校園一隅教訓不識相的傢伙，竟被忽然響起的笑聲打斷，火氣正盛的她滿嘴髒話蓄勢待發，卻在抬眼瞪去之際頓時一滯。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeehPHOqz4J
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那偶然路過的美麗未曾停下腳步，僅是輕描淡寫地投來一抹笑靨，便如天邊雲彩稍瞬即去。未有譏諷，未有諂媚，不附任何意味的淡雅含笑，消弭了她的心頭怒火，更在心底畫下一筆色彩久久不褪。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ugEkOi4ZU
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第一次，她為自己的粗魯野蠻感到羞恥，這便是凌小琥的初遇席倫。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwta38klC5
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從小習慣泰特斯的幾乎完美，她從沒想過還能遇到跟表哥一樣漂亮的男人。在往後的相處中，她還體認到這人聰明能幹、才華洋溢、從容優雅，甚至更好，倫哥擁有表哥嚴重缺乏的東西——溫度。不似獨將情感留給貝兒的表哥，倫哥對誰都溫和有禮，對朋友更是細心體貼，卻也愛同他們逗鬧拌嘴，而那忍笑竊喜的小壞心更賦予他屬於人的溫度。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalGrAqPHc2
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而上帝終究是公平的，對女人來說，倫哥有個極大缺陷，便是他只愛男人。儘管如此，他仍是她心目中的男神，因為他的一句承諾：「你是我永遠的女孩。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJHpON6XN0
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在還未踏出大學校門的那段歲月，她、倫哥、阿全一直是黃金鐵三角。每當阿全抱怨她男人婆沒女孩樣時，倫哥總會說：「小琥挺率真可愛啊，是阿全的品味有問題，難怪老被甩。」當場把阿全吐槽得說不出話來，雖然倫哥也會輕敲她的頭笑罵：「氣質！別太誇張。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gBwT8xFZy
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有次她跟人吵大了，對方四處罵她爛脾氣沒人愛，倫哥就當眾牽著她的手跟對方說：「我就是她男友，你說她什麼？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzD8pzJBLb
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後來，他們再聊起這事時，倫哥又笑說：「沒關係，真嫁不出去就叫阿全負責吧。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP4yNaN2aF
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阿全當下就不滿了，「為什麼要把男人婆丟給老子？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bnEmJlqBm
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「誰讓你是萬年失戀男。」倫哥一句話輕鬆噎死阿全。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEMCfkQr9w
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「那為啥不是你負責啊？這大叔臉的小受才不是老娘的菜！」她才沒管阿全的臉又抽了。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5lte16GN1
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結果，這位男神揚起魅惑眾生的一笑，「我像是會情場失意的人嗎？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJP8HirGJe
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記憶中那自信光彩的笑容仍如此清晰，如今卻已不復見，誰會想到呢？內心實則好勝不服輸的倫哥，一直默默隱忍許多哀傷，直到五年前痛失親人的變故才爆發，而後在巴黎的遭遇更是雪上加霜。於是，當年最沒人愛又最不來電的兩人，真結成連理過得幸福美滿，而那最不可能失意的人，竟在四年不見後全變了樣。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxQ6TKxYm5
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拜託來個誰都行，只要真心疼惜倫哥讓他過得快樂，老娘也不計較是什麼屬性的攻，就算傻不啦唧又矮又醜也沒關係啦！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYfZVv1z1k
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她真是這麼想的，所以這一年來只要打聽到人品不錯又同性向的單身男人，她就想盡辦法要幫忙牽線，偏偏倫哥宅得很，死活不出門，腦袋還依舊精明，次次識破她誘騙他去約會的詭計。於是，她又把歪腦筋動到線上遊戲，網戀有好結果的案例也不是沒有，何況還有她把關呢！誰知道——961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5qggZreF5
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怎會是碰到那個自戀色胚豬頭登啊？而且形象還差這麼多，害她也被矇騙過去了！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB7hCxI0pG
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她對艾登的認識並不深，但憑那動不動就找正妹美男約會的言行舉止，就夠她將這傢伙歸在花心大蘿蔔的族群去。何況每次他們去紐約探望兩兄弟時，她和小兔都沒少被那豬頭纏過，若非表哥擋得嚴，天然呆的小兔早被下毒手了吧！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTrw59uAZV
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唉，這種人哪配倫哥啊？961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwowWqQmpd
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再次登入遊戲的唬爛，輕嘆地打開地圖查看其他人位置。表哥和貝兒在西門附近的偏僻角落，肯定又再親親我我了。倫哥和豬頭則在中央廣場的……舞台？那不是只有辦活動時才能上去嗎？他們在那幹嘛？
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「第三關，兩位抽到的考驗是……」主持人NPC看著題目，一對腐女眼迸出精光，「請當眾接吻五秒！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H7RKdpHEj
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「嗚喔——」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2as1jp9JH
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一片賊笑歡呼聲中，塞倫被黑線哽得內出血，恨不得一掌巴死那興奮得要噴鼻血的臭豬頭。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYxPCjpNsk
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先前唬爛下線後，肉盾大受打擊，他看不得那要哭不哭的苦情臉，只好答應陪肉盾到處逛逛找樂子，結果他們就在誤打誤撞下參加這臨時舉辦的情侶放閃考驗，還被規定沒通過考驗就得公主抱環城三圈並大喊告白詞。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif2RM4cMDC
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到底多蘭娜何時多出這麼多愛看八卦的NPC啊？塞倫瞪向一臉期待的人，實在氣不打一處來，便往肉盾的小腿踢了下洩憤，「都你害的！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoyEc8eiDb
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「嘶……對對，都是哥害的，小倫怎麼說都對。」肉盾痛得跳著腳咧嘴笑道，一顆頭還是照樣高高抬起，擺明準備好要來親親。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZQQ6UJHAV
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人不要臉最無敵，塞倫再怎麼惱也沒輒，不接受考驗就得接受懲罰，光是公主抱環城三圈已經夠丟臉了，還要大聲告白，他絕對沒那個臉皮啊！一個只要丟臉五秒，一個是丟臉到想刪號，再蠢也知道要選哪一個。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYQiByQklJ
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於是，他磨了磨牙後，便一鼓作氣地揪起肉盾的衣領貼上去，心想就當在拍吻戲吧，反正也不是沒經驗過！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJEprpg43L
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雖是這麼自我安慰，但熱辣的耳根仍出賣了塞倫的心情，而跑來的唬爛也正好撞見這一幕。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarYcNdiqy5
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「五秒到！恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅與塞倫通過考驗，獎勵將發到您的信箱，請記得領取唷！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvSxQXCGAK
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主持人NPC一宣布通過，已紅透臉的塞倫立刻放開肉盾，怒氣沖沖地揮去一掌，「混蛋！誰准你伸舌的？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm6Qz6f9vNa
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「哥情不自禁嘛。」肉盾摸著頭傻笑道。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEKMixp7PV
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「喔～」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSr4ftunbZ
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「伸舌啦？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNd47um3oR
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「真激烈呀！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DPmb3ebMh
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聽到台下一陣低呼，塞倫這才意識自己又不小心承認了什麼，系統也抓緊時機地飄起愛心雨宣布情侶等級升等，還給了《當眾舌吻的情侶》稱號。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmf3JxZ4e9
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「天……」這下，他真有刪號的心了。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1PYk6V4SS
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活動結束後，仍在惱怒的塞倫決定不理那氣死人的爆炸頭，一路直往西門走去，肉盾便屁屁顛顛地在後頭追趕，滿臉春風地叫喊：「老婆！小倫老婆！別氣了嘛，老婆～」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcf5aF1ljp
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「小倫老婆～」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0TVM80Cgx
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「老婆喔喔～」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSCxrtQaj5
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還拉尾音勒！死三八臭豬頭不要臉……塞倫一路暗罵，肉盾就一路呼喚，直到他終於受不了了，一衝動下就回頭怒罵：「幹嘛啦？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rFRgcDACe
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「叮！」聽到這一聲系統音，塞倫就知道自己又跳坑了，「玩家塞倫親口承認玩家肉盾阿弗羅的老婆身份，兩人獲得稱號《私訂終身的情侶》，並額外連升2級，情侶等級在加倍祝福下由22級升至26級，歡迎玩家再接再厲，直奔教堂結婚入洞房唷～♥」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTeBKLbe1X
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「我……唉，算了。」塞倫徹底放棄抵抗了。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTV20l7EeUw
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「嗚喔喔喔！小倫老婆終於答應嫁給哥啦！」嗨翻天的肉盾立馬衝過去抱住他，踮起腳尖噘起嘴，「老婆來，我們再親一個……唉呀！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgWZPlyY2A
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「混帳！別得寸進尺！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCDdGRZ7ZX
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前方啪啪巴頭聲響不停，後方無奈嘆息也唉不停。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWZLTIgHTQ
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一路尾隨偷窺的唬爛，苦大仇深地望著打情罵俏的兩人，心中擔憂之情直飆天際。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTrviIDdee
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以往倫哥不論是跟哪一任男友交往，都游刃有餘地主導兩人關係，就算面對不打算接受的追求者，也總能從容應對。簡單來說，以前的倫哥就是一標準的優雅女王受啊！即使當年跟那個法國佬熱戀私奔，也未曾這般手足無措過，怎麼跟豬頭登就亂了方寸？簡直就像……961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywfSpGNpyd
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身為人氣腐女作家的她，迅速用一顆腦補沒下限的腐腦推演一番後，得出一個結論——961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgjCNjzA0r
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完了，這下完了啊！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4S1JjFDJb
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「喵咦？所以小琥姊和倫哥真的認識？太好嚕喵～」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXfOSOywRU
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好不容易清醒的小貓兒一聽完解釋，就睜大圓圓貓眼甩著尾巴，似是十分開心的樣子，這讓泰迪熊有些鬱卒了，到底那個只有臉蛋的人是哪點吸引寶貝兒了？他伸手往貓兒朝天翻的小肚肚輕撓，頗有一番妒夫味地說：「這麼開心？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRFuV4ClUU
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「咪嘻嘻……癢啦……喵咿……」偶發性腦缺的小白目喵，完全沒聞到滿帳棚的酸醋味，逕自又哭又笑地扭動身子，四隻肉球不停拍打哥哥，直到身子終於脫離魔爪後，才喘著氣地喵聲說：「喵唔，我……我超崇拜倫哥嘛……喵……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe8kC8Sqz2
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「嗯？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQiZciowQI
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一聲平淡的鼻音，是某醋桶大哥的危險訊號，偏偏小笨貓還沒意識過來，舉起兩隻肉球蹭蹭臉地繼續說：「對喵，他很厲害的，什麼角色都演得超好，唱歌又好聽，我買了好多他的專輯呢，喵啊！他連跳舞都超帥氣的。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Msk0bohS
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又是唱歌又是演戲還有跳舞，個個都戳中某缺乏藝術細胞大哥的致命處，如果把剛那段話換成PVP招式的話，泰迪熊的頭上大概會連續炸出好幾個「-9999」的爆擊，復活池重生幾回都還沒死完吧。不過，聽他這麼一說，泰迪熊也總算確定先前的猜測了。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKqyTp2qwx
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喵哩喵啦說完一串，喵喵仙貝這才發現哥哥都沒回應，便疑惑地歪著小貓頭一看，「咪咦？哥怎麼臉黑黑的？不舒服嗎喵？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPvoZzvIBM
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總算記得關心自己了？泰迪熊臉色稍緩地輕彈小貓鼻，「所以呢？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefwmbmaQfY
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「所以，如果豬頭登真的追到倫哥，倫哥又跟小琥姊是好朋友，那我們不是就……喵唔……那個什麼『親親又親』喵，這樣倫哥以後就不會又跑掉啦，然後再讓大叔勸他復出，說不定就可以……喵嘿嘿！」中英雜夾地說完，賊賊小喵眨了眨圓貓眼，笑得亂可愛一把，真讓人恨不得把他就地吃掉。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXqaWYlryI
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「寶貝兒變回來。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfthE4lH7x
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「喵喔。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2PyQjkM7s
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「碰」一聲恢復了人形，喵喵仙貝才要坐起身，也沒注意到自己的狀態，就忽被泰迪熊一個翻身壓下，隨即便見那張令他臉紅心跳的俊美臉龐在眼前放大。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6H6JwNTfM
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「剛那句成語的正確說法是親上加親，這個才是親親又親。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGS14SaieuL
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「唔……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHPFsSu2iC
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滿棚旎情，羞得小傲嬌什麼都想不了，只能輕喘低吟不斷，任由哥哥對他「親親又親」得欲罷不能，直到幾聲呼喚由遠而至，他才驚得彈起身子，一頭撞開死活不罷手的人，手忙腳亂地要爬出去，「他、他、他、他們來……咦咿？嘔！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfM40N7qAJD
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泰迪熊幽怨地捏著鼻梁，正腹誹那群早晚不來偏挑這時出現的人時，就見寶貝兒突然趴倒乾嘔，便連忙緊張地將人抱回來檢查，「怎麼了？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qOOzV5Gtl
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「嗚咿——不、不要動……窩頭痛想吐……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydZ2SJpu2v
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頭痛想吐？想到先前的酒醉狀態，泰迪熊心一驚地往喵喵仙貝的狀態列一看——『宿醉狀態：剩18分鐘』961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eByakDOdo
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「嗚嗚嗚……嘔……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTsNfVeRhH
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所以說，原料不明的黑心偽食物真的不能亂吃啊！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTuysSJxmI
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發現宿醉狀態對貓型態的影響力較小，喵喵仙貝只好變回小貓，任哥哥抱著他走出帳棚。其他人見他這模樣，自是又一頓嘲笑。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6V77P7Sop
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唬爛情緒來得快去得也快，這會兒正看著塞倫和肉盾分享的截圖，毫不客氣地吐槽，「噗哈哈哈哈！你這個呆瓜！什麼都往嘴裡塞，你是口腔期不滿足喔？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxUxY0HzLN
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「哼哼……」終於撐過狀態倒數，喵喵仙貝跳下地化成人形，對唬爛做了個吐舌鬼臉後，舉起散發紅色光芒的法杖，「窩這叫有實驗精神！看，武器都進化惹。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrSS5SXpLW
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唬爛瞧了眼名字《被舔過的柺杖糖法杖》就忍不住賊笑回嘴：「是喔，舔了有變硬……」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzMz315nK8
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「凌・小・琥！」泰迪熊不等她說完，立即滿臉青筋地怒聲打斷，一手拉回喵喵仙貝免受這沒節操的腐女污染。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE3BXIu57h
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「氣質。」塞倫也無奈輕敲她的頭嘆道，這丫頭真是越大越嚴重。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlINIXXlXDZ
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「哈哈哈！小琥美人太有才啦！」肉盾拍手大笑，又對泰迪熊勸說：「泰別緊張嘛，小貝兒不小了，該懂這些了。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWnVrnti2B
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泰迪熊二話不說地就朝爆炸頭一瞪，倒是喵喵仙貝一頭霧水地看看法杖，又呆然望向大家，「不是本來就很硬惹嗎？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQONTlE3Cho
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「噗哧！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeJqK8bvad
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「噗哈哈哈哈！」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa8ibhV6AX
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這下連塞倫都忍不住失笑了，這也太單純了吧？961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6kyGuJtTV
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一行人笑鬧地來到西門跟罷課司機會合。一見那Cosplay成阿諾的中二NPC，他們翻了個大白眼，決定先來溝通團隊作戰模式。大體上沒什麼改變，血薄的法系職業站後頭，皮厚肉粗的兩位近戰系衝鋒陷陣，因為肉盾有仇恨加幅體質，所以唬爛的主要工作仍在儘速清敵，減輕肉盾的負擔，必要時充當備用坦。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRI0qgbUEK
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「沒問題！老娘殺怪很快的，豬頭你就放心扛怪吧！」唬爛不費吹灰之力地隻手扛起鑲著血光紅玉的龍紋骨劍，也沒注意到自己用了中文語系才懂的遊戲術語。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG7cXAaJN8
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於是，某兩位初次聽到「扛怪」一詞的阿豆仔，紛紛高舉雙手往上一抬，「『扛』怪？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlQBDWE8Uy
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「可是『扛』了怪，哥就沒有手打怪了啊？」肉盾煩惱了。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdk1RSIReP
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「啊！是不是要把怪『扛』起來往外丟呀？」喵喵仙貝覺得這個推理還挺合理的。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1Q3b9lQfR
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唬爛真心囧了，「有時我真的不知該說你們的中文是好是壞。」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWytGAZy0L
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「還是用飛的過去嗎？」見泰迪熊點頭，塞倫竟也沒多想地看向唬爛，「那你怎麼辦？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvrPaiLICQ
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敢情倫哥是要載那豬頭的意思了？唬爛瞥了眼肉盾的一臉理所當然，不禁心痛自己被男神見色忘友了，只好怒搬出新到手的飛行工具，臭屁囂張地說：「丹梅夫幫老娘跟矮人族凹到的，厲害吧？」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcjSDkWJ3r
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「喔、喔、喔、喔——」961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fRQOiYMFQ
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望著那台頂著大雞頭叫不停的《小號只升雞》，在場的男性們皆不禁感嘆了，腐女玩家跟腐女NPC的組合果真強大啊！961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpU5Jzf5HPZ
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大致揭露了琥倫全三人的過去WWW961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMc0xaRkfp
恭喜艾登跟小倫美人訂婚啦～（灑花（才沒有＃＃＃961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFloXPt9dz0
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下篇是副本打Boss，全程約一萬字，所以求問個意見，大家希望分成兩篇嗎？還是想要一口氣看完？（艸961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwindCeFnd
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【下篇預告】《打Boss也外遇》：五人小組打Boss引發了場狗血外遇記？約一萬字，大概禮拜六早上發佈吧。961Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpEI94ItC5
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