->>>纏住了美人後,就要來下藥呼呼嘿嘿?AWA(#
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA55hQsL9k8J
5-3. 美人來下藥
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAkj7aO6Ufmu
「Oh my God!這要怎麼打啊?」肉盾抓著爆炸頭,冒出一身冷汗。1099Please respect copyright.PENANARZu2zrJTvX
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAy033NO7qlw
儘管肉盾在草原任務一口氣連升到五十級,但在沒有祭司強大補血的幫助下,就算他成功拉到仇恨,也只是稍微延緩兔吉拉將菜刀伸向塞倫的時間而已。而塞倫雖是高傷害的法系召喚師,但比起元素法師的破壞力還是差上一大截,加上這肥仔魔兔居然無視物理定律,依舊行動敏捷出手迅速,讓塞倫就算想用放風箏式磨血法也沒輒。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAzcG78VIB4L
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA2BxD9wIRil
至於克叔,真不愧是各大遊戲設定只能當輔助角的NPC,空有一身超適合當暴力坦只差沒學戶愚呂弟變身筋肉怪的肌肉,卻只會站在一旁放槍吆喝,毫無實質幫助啊!1099Please respect copyright.PENANAZkHpzG2XrZ
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAzgQXq8mJsS
於是乎,在肉盾的頭差點被一刀削掉、克叔的子彈顆顆被彈飛、塞倫的火麒麟被一口吞掉後,他們只好先暫時退出密室,緊緊關上石門,緊急召開作戰會議。1099Please respect copyright.PENANANUUf1Y7Aes
1099Please respect copyright.PENANACnSGjpSYua
『【寵物管家小百科】兔吉拉:Lv 60級Boss怪。原為哈比兔族長,體型嬌小,敏捷度高,因砍人時叫聲特別萌,被地府閻王之子收做寵物。嗜好是玩菜刀,貪吃,脾氣暴躁,愛撫時要小心手指被抓去磨牙。魔化後成為勾吉拉兔。』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAOJJAIqOgjZ
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAvsIWeA1OkP
『【寵物管家小百科】勾吉拉兔:Lv 90級Boss怪。魔化後患上暴食症的兔吉拉,毛皮硬如哥吉拉,刀槍不入,請小心撫摸~♥』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAfFnleoA5Tu
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA1rUGLMPlDP
誰要摸啊!塞倫頭痛地收回《寵物管家》,對於如何對付這隻魔化兔仍無頭緒。寵物管家是他還在虛詠之島時意外收服的知識性靈寵,只要是他遇過的怪,寵物管家就會自動更新資料並供他查詢。1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5VnD3VNfPl
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAt0Ci79EnFm
「原來也是隻吃貨啊!難怪連小倫的靈寵都要吃。」肉盾恍然大悟道。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAU3FoK2tmMZ
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAOObWxJfgq9
「那不是重點好嗎?」塞倫沒好氣地瞥了眼爆炸頭後,打開靈寵面板查看火麒麟的狀態,見牠的血條雖在逐步減少中,卻仍處於活蹦亂跳的攻擊模式,便依稀想起他曾在論壇上看過的資訊,「被吞進肚後,有多少時間?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAQJrcvIkCDb
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAlvDtU3Or9r
聞言,肉盾便想起自己的經歷,「啊,是三十秒的窒息倒數,雖然身體會被胃酸消化,但速度不快,記得上次哥被史萊姆吞時,在憋死前都還沒消掉一截手指。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAfdvBOcGEbz
1099Please respect copyright.PENANApBlCHg5u7W
對了,是三十秒倒數……塞倫正沈思之際,忽然收到一封來自老友的信,就順手點開一看——1099Please respect copyright.PENANARMIjBE7hcR
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAfNq3ydCc3e
『欸欸,剛才有一隻大瓢蟲拿馬桶吸盤往一隻鯊魚的嘴裡拼命捅,害老娘忍不住腦補了!然後我再仔細一看,發現那隻鯊魚真的叫妖口鮫耶!果然超有奸情的啦!哈哈哈哈哈哈!啊對了,你在幹嘛啊?在線上也不回我。』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAt4nscPFua6
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAe06Tmr64ei
果然又是這種讓人黑線的八卦信啊!塞倫才暗自抱怨完,系統音就在耳邊小聲響起:「叮!玩家塞倫閱讀八卦信件,獲得八卦指數+5、經驗值500,請再接再厲挖掘更多奧普斯的奸情八卦唷!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAwemikt3iRR
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAN9dZL1tuYU
他囧囧有神地關掉信件視窗,往私密頻道看去,果真有一條密語,便快速回了句:『特殊任務中,晚點說。』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAPQkvxICkVf
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAKKfZvKn2ot
就在這時,克叔忽然抽出一把開山刀,邪氣逼人地壞笑道:「既然從外面打不行,那拎北(老子)就衝進牠體內狠狠地捅!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAZw5sE7IpVb
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAvEgT40Qk32
才看完八卦信的塞倫楞了,為何這話聽起來好像怪怪的?1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5LeGFCpm77
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5waUzAArgU
「好!克兄!我們一起進去捅!」不覺有異的肉盾,也晃著愛的小手附和,「看哥怎麼把牠啪啪啪弄得歪歪叫!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANANkqUssbNMW
1099Please respect copyright.PENANABD1gZPEHqV
「天……」塞倫不禁掩面想哭了,都怪他那個腐女朋友老傳些莫名其妙的奸情八卦,害他現在也思想不正了。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAlUogCsGyhw
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAgJLkDpaJAY
「小倫美人怎麼了?」以為塞倫是被任務嚇到,肉盾貼心地握住他的手安慰:「不怕,為了你,哥會拼命在三十秒內幹掉牠的!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANA1pEo6bY622
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAHC2tQYvfRI
「我沒事。」塞倫尷尬地抽回手,查看置物包裡的特殊藥水,「這Boss有九十級,血量應該很厚,你才五十級,我也只有七十二級而已,克叔不知幾級,但憑我們倆的等級,就怕三十秒會來不及。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAHiaHZu1CAH
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAr0uPBk9f3w
「九十五級。」克叔回道。1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5WeYURSLbu
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAXFXDQQBfsv
於是,兩人默了,決定不帶一個標點地吐槽了——這位大叔你九十五級剛還讓一個五十級的矮人當坦你好意思嗎你?1099Please respect copyright.PENANAn5xlapoE1X
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAAXpsqeylps
「對了!」塞倫忽然靈光一閃,「你剛說兔吉拉是吃到不該吃的東西才魔化,那如果把那東西清掉,牠是不是就能恢復正常?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAN39zybjzsi
1099Please respect copyright.PENANArgUV35L84W
「沒錯,只要把體內的髒東西清除,這兔子就好解決多了!」克叔點頭道。1099Please respect copyright.PENANARzuqfQyBy9
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAWUXDEXOdwt
「牠被關在裡面多久了?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAWx6hn6597n
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAZixNKpPoqh
「就遇到你們不久前才進去的。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAqbwnBC4Mdr
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAhWiTAPiPtn
塞倫算了算時間,「那應該還來得及幫牠排毒。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAXBCDoOCjMD
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAl1KAfocIzl
「什麼意思?」見他拿出一整組共九十九瓶的紫色藥水,肉盾晃著爆炸頭疑惑問:「要給牠吞瀉藥?這樣不會很臭嗎?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAMEjPIEO2x7
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAeoaGjvB9Qm
「……」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAt3x7rJZyc0
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAFYchCeE6cQ
事不宜遲,討論好了作戰計畫,他們再次衝進密室裡。這一次,除了躲避揮舞的菜刀外,兩人像不要命似地直往兔吉拉的嘴下鑽。沒有多久,他們就被這隻大吃貨給一口吞了進去,只留下克叔在外面牽制牠的行動。1099Please respect copyright.PENANA518jg0RLwI
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAT3EqKmJ6jc
「快!全都倒了!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAAA2APvi0lO
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAfCu6p3HtgE
一進到兔吉拉體內,眼前便出現三十秒倒數計時,手指也有些搔癢感。塞倫重新放出火麒麟與克叔裡外應和後,與肉盾用最快的速度將九十九瓶催吐劑全往身邊傾倒。幸好這遊戲貼心設計了免開瓶罐,只要將瓶口往下擺就行,缺點是得一瓶瓶倒。何況勾吉拉兔這麼大隻,按照比例來推算,也不可能一罐就起作用,於是,他們拼死命地狂倒,弄得手忙腳亂。1099Please respect copyright.PENANA2i2wwgDCcI
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAoT7OVOiP2Z
「剩下十秒!」肉盾倒了二十八罐,估計塞倫也倒了差不多數量,卻見周遭似乎沒什麼變化,便直覺問:「該不是這兔子吃太多東西,消化不良吧?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAqrA1q2eU5J
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5YktQA93Ai
「消化不良……對了!」被這麼一提醒,塞倫趕緊拿出一組藥包,雙手大力一撕,將所有白色藥粉全灑了出來。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAV0XxKR8OGW
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAHE3S7oY39D
果然,當藥粉一灑落,四周便開始強烈震動起來。塞倫一個站不住腳就往後摔去,肉盾立刻接住他,「小心!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAXZ1S0jk24p
1099Please respect copyright.PENANATfC9HQU7vw
塞倫一心著急上方那趨近零的倒數,沒注意自己被人抱滿懷。正當他下意識開口要說「謝謝」時,震耳欲聾的咕嚕翻滾聲忽然響起,大量的濕熱浪潮亦洶湧衝上,接著一陣天旋地轉,他們便連同那股濕熱液體一起被噴了出去。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAVziX7FjmYF
1099Please respect copyright.PENANALZm2svostW
「哇啊——」莫名被灌了近六十瓶催吐劑和九十九包助消化胃藥,兔吉拉終於受不了地胃食道逆流了。有如大法師裡的小女孩,牠兔嘴一張,哇啦哇啦地噴吐出一堆五顏六色的東西,連同抱在一團的肉盾和塞倫。1099Please respect copyright.PENANArGlvnk9lA3
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAGrO57tJa7e
「風、風精靈!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAPREXlYzRTi
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAOtpcaszNvf
「頭好壯壯!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAz9Bma7fSQR
1099Please respect copyright.PENANALIc3ktQUaA
「砰!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANA2h0pwe2vXY
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAMWjCIyLRge
被重重摔在地上的兩人,在及時的召喚和技能施展下,總算沒被撞得半死。待暈眩感終於退去後,塞倫才發現自己被人護在懷裡,便兩頰一熱地連忙爬起,「謝謝。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5U8swTP6nI
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAFux1eBARDO
「不用謝,哥說過會保護你的嘛。」肉盾傻笑兮兮地坐起身,欣賞美人難得的臉紅後,驚喜大喊:「啊!兔吉拉真的恢復了!小倫你真是太聰明啦!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAl5l5BdpnC5
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAP7J8pN6Kug
塞倫沿著視線望去,就見凌亂散佈雜物的地上躺著一隻巴掌大小的迷你兔,兔頭上方標示著《兔吉拉》與剩下一半的血條,旁邊附加的狀態圖示是虛脫暈厥。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAQUMeMJkyG1
1099Please respect copyright.PENANACSg2H0Jgpf
「總算捉到你這兔崽子了!」克叔壞笑地將兔吉拉收進一個葫蘆裡,再從地上的雜物中撿起一個像手錶的東西,爾後又朝一塊散發黑氣的爛肉射了一槍,爛肉隨即在藍色火焰中消失。1099Please respect copyright.PENANA8Iu62CslIn
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAGLrv2wrqRM
「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫,在未殺害兔吉拉的情況下,成功完成地府的【特殊隱藏任務】《受困地底的偵查員》,獲得特殊加值獎勵:NPC克里斯的好感值+80、地府好感值+40、經驗值569,000、奧客幣55,000、克叔被彈飛的子彈,請繼續與NPC對話以觸發新任務。」1099Please respect copyright.PENANANsUu60KXrR
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAbrXnufnJGB
用特殊方式解決Boss的結果就是不一樣,豐厚的經驗值讓他們當場又升了級。不過,被彈飛的子彈又是幹啥的?兩人望著憑空出現在手上的子彈,打開物品資訊面板查看卻是素質不明的飾品。塞倫只好暫時先將子彈收進包裡,肉盾倒是興致勃勃地往脖子上一套,子彈頓時就變成了項鍊。1099Please respect copyright.PENANALGMEeMlXQr
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAOWhhoX1lgX
正當塞倫思忖要跟克叔談什麼時,肉盾就想也沒想地直接問:「唷!克兄還有什麼需要幫的?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAV80ih4Ckvk
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA2mjBAT3jtu
剛對手錶低語完的克叔一聽,便露出想起什麼的表情,大手往爆炸頭一拍,「丟啦(對啦)!死兔子雖然把髒東西吐出來了,但血液裡還是滲入了魔氣,得好好淨化才行。不過,地府最近出了點事,沒人幫忙淨化,如果要啟動淨化機又怕庫存的燃料會消耗太快,不如你們幫忙去趟卡斯莫火山收集十顆A級硫晶來吧,那是最好的燃料了,當然越多越好啦!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAdePXnvtk7W
1099Please respect copyright.PENANALFLHB1IA5d
「叮!玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫,觸發【地府任務】《淨化材料的收集》,該任務可重複接取,亦可與同隊分享,請問是否接受?」1099Please respect copyright.PENANAnNIrfT8sGE
1099Please respect copyright.PENANArl7TI1PIlb
當然囉!按下《接受》鈕後,一隻九尾白狐便甩著優美長尾憑空現身飛向克叔,塞倫和肉盾的手中也多出一份回馬賽克的捲軸。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAItN5Gc4ebH
1099Please respect copyright.PENANARA3hyVx9nc
「記得一定要A級喔,掰啦!」克叔朝他們揮了揮手,就和白狐在原地消失了。1099Please respect copyright.PENANAd0j2IZebES
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA21yxoBxnmH
這時,他們才想起一個重大問題,「等等啊!克兄你還沒說去哪交任務啊!」1099Please respect copyright.PENANA3O1RgF6JsH
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAQPKtMUOVZc
同時間,世界頻道也歡騰了——1099Please respect copyright.PENANANgzx9fnid1
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAKAEiooKkMk
『【世界】系統:噹噹噹!有首位玩家獲得地府好感值,全服將啟動新項目《地府大牢觀光一日遊》,多項地府任務亦將陸續開放,歡迎各位玩家報名地府觀光團,前100名有八折優惠唷~♥ (By系統負責人)』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAtNwr0yvW0C
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAt19mHpJFzm
『【世界】吠岝擾蚕:(嗶——)!鬼才要去地府大牢觀光啦!= =凸』1099Please respect copyright.PENANA518M3ezPzh
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAKyhNTrxrBH
『【世界】系統:的確要先靈魂脫體變成阿飄才能進去唷!親~( ^.< ) (By 系統負責人)』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAOvqwXHi86u
1099Please respect copyright.PENANArGWZlCUoUK
『【世界】吠岝擾蚕:(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)』1099Please respect copyright.PENANARIo8cTFmHO
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAulOuJFUMU0
『【世界】系統:玩家吠岝擾蚕不雅詞彙過多,禁止發言現實時間24小時。(By 系統代理負責人)』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAjdYB2pLLrq
1099Please respect copyright.PENANASisp0gcKvz
『【世界】有顆痣遠方來:去地府大牢觀光該不是去觀光囚犯吧?』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAIifg6Smv28
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA6qUlNvtqhs
『【世界】系統:叮!恭喜玩家有顆痣遠方來真相了,獲得戳破盲腸度+8。(By 系統負責人)』1099Please respect copyright.PENANArH6eE5Bjaf
1099Please respect copyright.PENANArBftkiakwP
『【世界】偏向唬爛行:地府NPC有哪些屬性?』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAnaaR9kBLa2
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAS2qaoXBXuu
『【世界】系統:有口愛面癱偽正太、溫柔深情高富帥、彪悍粗獷帥大叔、天然純情美少年、狂野性感美御姊、甜美嬌嫩俏蘿莉、慵懶柔媚睡美人……以及各種活潑開朗又抽風的笨笨天兵,多樣品種,任君挑選唷~♥ (By 系統負責人)』1099Please respect copyright.PENANABgFScyte4l
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAJH0KHKRG3W
『【世界】不來的鼻特癢:這到底是去地府還是公關酒店啊?= =a』1099Please respect copyright.PENANAKL0uXCnTsl
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAnbOgYtC6Ye
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA5X1Hw4Dq2u
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA03zKiNAyQr
後記:
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAIIpn7Fgzk6
小倫美人下藥不手軟,哪天也對豬頭登下藥哈~XDDD1099Please respect copyright.PENANAQULedfw5He
這邊埋了遊戲前半部的主線伏筆~WWWW1099Please respect copyright.PENANAnLMTDuHmg6
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAzm4zPyn8Ik
下一篇,泰美人和兔美人出沒AWA(###1099Please respect copyright.PENANAHjNg42M2LK
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA324ABsJbNf
P.S.據說窩的刪節號太多惹qwq啊請問無言以對該腫磨表達?不用「……」的話,節奏感不太蘇湖縮~(艸1099Please respect copyright.PENANApMGoE90cH7
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA0oLczcxMdN
1099Please respect copyright.PENANAHp0T3YJ0S8
★【凌家動物園系列】
1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 (作品名:小兔不吃回頭草)1099Please respect copyright.PENANAwpUe5loG1u
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 (作品名:恃寵而傲嬌)1099Please respect copyright.PENANAgx8PKYzH81
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 (作品名:爆炸頭不要來)1099Please respect copyright.PENANAmCeYwQQZSm
1099Please respect copyright.PENANASILUEN6U0c
歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<1099Please respect copyright.PENANAAa5pOriSsN
1099Please respect copyright.PENANA8CGM2qILIo
噗浪:http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde1099Please respect copyright.PENANA0FHF6U2ZDi
FB粉絲頁:https://www.facebook.com/meowbarksky1099Please respect copyright.PENANAbrHK6CSLjm
by 喵芭渴死姬 / 10.23.2015
ns 15.158.61.6da2