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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來 《番外：咬出來的緣分》
By 喵芭渴死姬
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「泰演戲超好笑啦，一點表情都沒有，阿公那時還叫他乾脆當布景看板就好。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWMaAfZlaa
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「臭豬豬！膩自己也沒好到哪去啦，一直亂搶戲還想搭訕我們班老師。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6cu9H9KSg
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《豔夏慶典》結束後的某個晚上，大夥在席間聊起艾登與拉文德兄弟的過往趣事，貝兒還興沖沖搬出舊相簿展現艾登在他們家的各種糗照，特別是艾登、泰特斯與凌家阿公於貝兒的小學班級親子表演中扮演三隻小豬的照片，至於大野狼則是自稱帥氣無敵的小貝兒所飾。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDKw7edE4W
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順帶一提，那齣小話劇的結局是最「帥氣」的貝貝大野狼與最聰明的泰小豬成為好朋友，從此過著幸福快樂的生活。凌小琥表示貝兒的嚴重兄控、戀兄情結從小就可見一斑。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVi7xCerxC
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席倫聽著他們的描述，邊竊笑欣賞一張張逗趣照片。當他看到小貝兒身穿野狼布偶裝張口咬住艾登豬臂的照片時，忽然若有所思地皺起眉頭。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXBbmioWeW
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「倫哥槓麻那個表情啊？」貝兒盯著他似是困惑的臉眨了眨。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAOyyPIQjv
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「老婆怎麼了？」艾登黏過去望見他手中的相片，再次感慨：「嘖，哥就是帥啊！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwFSyCwwuE
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「沒什麼，總覺得……」無視自戀又發作的豬腦，席倫蹙眉對照片沈吟道：「好像……在哪看過你？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNq58PHCtL
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「嗄？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1IZr2eejn
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「我不是指這個你。」見大家都一臉納悶，席倫頓了頓，整理了下想法，「我的意思是，你一直給我很眼熟的感覺，從初次在遊戲裡碰面開始。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkmFvb5Xhf
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最初他們在遊戲裡相遇時，席倫就已覺得喵喵仙貝有幾分眼熟，後來發現對方是拉貝爾後，就一度以為是藝人身份所致，但在親身與本人現實相處後，便覺那張臉在原有髮色與瞳色下的一舉一動都帶著莫名的既視感，如今他看到這張照片，那股似曾相識又更加濃厚了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHEkK6Ejq9
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「小貝兒拍過那麼多廣告和戲劇，老婆有印象也很正常吧。」艾登不疑有他道。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm28Koejxv
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凌小琥也跟著點頭說：「對啊，倫哥再不看電視，也有不小心瞥到的時候嘛。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRifgj5x2Z
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「不，不是對他現在這樣有印象。」席倫將照片轉向大家，「是對他小時候有印象。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlXL9gs6B0
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眾人陷入一陣無語，紛紛轉頭看向凌小琥。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhFkzUzpib
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「該不是……」汪一全首先打破沈默，「以前其實見過面吧？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTmbtu7t2c
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凌小琥聞言一愣，席倫卻如一語驚醒夢中人，頓時頗為激動憤慨地指向還一頭霧水的貝兒，「原來那個小孩就是你！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciDeC9CK12
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「我？」貝兒更加茫然了，「什麼小孩？以前？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBX2TBjuej
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怎麼寶貝兒跟席倫早有接觸他竟不知道？一直忙著給弟弟撥柚子的泰特斯立刻停下動作，射去頗帶警戒意味的眼刀，大有捍衛愛妻剷除奸夫的醋味。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LoPL37rd9
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偏偏艾登還一臉蠢樣地左看看席倫右看看貝兒，說出讓泰特斯更加臉黑的話，「什麼什麼？老婆跟小貝兒以前怎麼了？發生什麼事嗎？原來你們很久以前就認識了嗎？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqRXg8wWFA
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「你就是那個……」可惜，席倫大概是沈浸在回憶中，一時也沒嗅出某人的風雨欲來，逕自悽楚地提出控訴：「連咬我八口的小惡魔。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI44dBJPi6W
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其實，小孩偶爾咬咬人也不是什麼大事，但放在席倫這個容易遭小孩咬導致懼童症的人身上，就是件極慘絕人寰的悲劇。更別說在場還有位愛弟成癡的弟控大魔王，當下把「連咬我八口」一秒解讀成「連親我八口」，頓時就黑氣大外洩，凍得非當事者的其他人打了個哆嗦。只想一旁吃瓜看戲的凌小兔，則立馬機靈地抱起小妮妮躲遠點。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7NBlZhPdX
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就在這劍拔怒張的時刻，凌小琥忽然用力一拍自家老公的大腿，驚呼道：「啊！老娘想起來了！有一年表哥來台灣出差，順道帶貝兒回我們家，剛好週末爸媽都要出門，表哥忙開會，小兔也忙考試，社團又要排演，我就乾脆帶他一起去學校啦。那次倫哥也有演出說。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLl1UBZDfV
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「小鬼以前來過我們社團？我怎麼不記得了？」汪一全扭著臉忍痛求詳解。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpFANPIYnS
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「因為你那天請假。」席倫輕嘆地對他投去幽怨一眼，言下之意就是，若這位好好大叔先生在的話，他那一天就不會過得這麼悲慘了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXkDOyCJeA
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事情發生在十年前，當時的席倫還只是個平凡卻不普通的大三生。尚未出道成藝人的他，每天的生活重心自然就是課業與社團。優越的成績、男女通殺的俊麗外貌、溫和優雅的氣質，讓他榮登全校心目中的男神寶座，出色的表演才華更讓他成為眾人目光的焦點。然而，這樣幾乎完美的人，卻實際有個不為人知的弱點——怕小孩！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpko3amQBb4
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說到怕小孩，其實也不至於見之崩潰，畢竟男神總有男神的面子要維護，何況他個人也秉持著以和為貴的處事作風，因此，他對十二歲以下的孩童多默默保持著距離，心態上依舊淡定泰然，再掛個溫和的招牌微笑，誰也看不出他內心的小脆弱。而他這策略也一直運作良好，從未出過差池，直到他遇見了命中注定的惡魔小剋星。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LQLH5HfJT
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「欸欸，那你們幫我看好啊，這小子皮會亂跑，塞一堆吃的給他就行了！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWie5I5U8Rr
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就在社團期末演出前的一個晴朗週末，凌小琥忽然帶一看似七、八歲的混血兒出現排演禮堂，說是幫忙帶親戚家小孩，然後就扔給大夥照顧，自己跑出去忙器材組的活。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYev0SdPrl
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其實，帶孩子這工作本來沒他的份，因為小娃兒長得十分可愛，立馬就激發一大票女同學的母愛，不怕沒免費義工褓姆。豈知，當他穿好戲服扮好妝坐在角落複習劇本時，手臂就忽被一根短小的食指戳了下。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvakJJUFit8
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「Open，幫窩（我），please～」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYQCTQKPL4
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只見抱著貓咪布偶的小男孩，即實際年齡十歲的小貝兒，嘴裡嚼著軟糖地遞出一包洋芋片，一雙極漂亮純真的碧綠大眼巴眨巴眨，好似對這雙眼說出拒絕話是件極罪惡的事，何況那中英交雜、口齒不清的奶聲嫩語又嬌憨軟甜，頓時就讓軟心腸的席倫陷入了天人交戰。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyNlGg3eim
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「呃……」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU69Y0lgxeF
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現場這麼多人，怎麼就找他啊？席倫頗為無措，但見大家這時正好都手頭有事，他也不好意思把這個小麻煩直接丟給其他人，便硬著頭皮接過洋芋片幫忙打開。誰知道，這一個小忙，竟造就了他這一天的災難，同時還有一生難擺脫的懼童陰影。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdo2AAxpwxZ
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「疵～」小貝兒伸出小手把遞來的洋芋片包推過去，一雙大眼睜得好圓好水亮。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJQgDncyzg
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心想這孩子還挺懂事的要讓自己先吃，席倫淡笑地搖搖頭，正要將餅乾遞回去時，就見小孩兒喜孜孜地張開剛咬完軟糖的小嘴，嬌憨地笑道：「咯咯，疵，啊～」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPFEUgMfjT
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原來其實是要他餵嗎？席倫無語了，很想拒絕，但當目光一對上小孩兒滿懷期待的閃亮亮大眼，便又覺得拒絕這麼個小生物好殘忍，人家不過是要他餵塊餅乾而已，沒必要這麼絕情吧。於是，在這一念之差下，他夾起一片薯餅，就引來小吃貨的一口撲咬。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTlyhMUKTq
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「唔！」他愣地縮回印上齒痕的手指，卻見小孩兒似沒發現地嚼著餅乾，兩眼笑得瞇起好不可愛，彷彿在吃什麼絕世美味般，讓他默默打消了疑慮。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFF9ipLc74
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只是吃太快不小心的吧？反正他也不是第一次被小孩咬到。席倫回了個淡笑，將洋芋片包塞回小孩手裡，就快速起身假裝忙去了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4RXDFcUi4
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原以為事情就這麼結束，他的心思也很快投入排演中。然而，奇怪的是，在接下來的一個小時內，小貝兒總能趁席倫稍作休息的空檔，抓著一包未開封的餅乾或糖果要他幫忙打開，並依樣畫葫蘆地以萌萌甜音求餵帶咬。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh3jmhsPSm
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「幫窩～掰拖（拜託）嘛～」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEjqi3fXNZ
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嗚嗚嗚，他才要拜託這小鬼找別人啊！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRqtfbdBhQ
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席倫望著被印上一排又一排牙印的手，再對上小孩兒笑得無辜可愛的小臉，已是欲哭無淚。心裡狀態也從一開始的保持鎮定，到一見小孩就心驚膽顫。更慘的是，從頭到尾，沒有一個人眉頭一皺發覺案情並不單純，還紛紛樂呵呵地說：「阿倫／男神學長好得小孩緣啊！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvAjpbO2BM
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去你的小孩緣！咬人怪小孩通通走開啊！席倫覺得苦，席倫不說，但內心那萬頭草泥馬飛飆奔騰的盛況，簡直比那滔滔江水還暴走不絕。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kElV0JkW3
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如此重複了六次後，小貝兒似乎總算吃飽了，不僅沒再抱著零嘴來找他，還開始跟得空的哥哥姊姊們繞著觀眾席跑來跳去，整個大禮堂都充斥著童稚的銀鈴歡笑聲。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56QR9WnSR2
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呼，終於解脫了！席倫搓揉著仍生疼的右手，聽聞去校外搬道具的器材組快回來了，不禁是鬆了一口氣，暗自慶幸咬人小怪物快被女漢子小琥帶走了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyMXcxPgit
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然而，他還是高興得太早了！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibCjwysUxg
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「唉呀，底迪別跑那麼快，小心摔呀！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BA3Gorg2I
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「嘻哈哈！飛敲怪（超快）～」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3PIzPU4Jy
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休息夠的席倫正要返回舞台，甫轉身就迎面撞上燦笑撲來的小孩兒。備防不及下，他往後跌坐的同時，也本能性抱住亟需保護的小傢伙，卻不想屁股還沒撞疼，右手臂就傳來一陣熟悉的刺痛，驚得他差點放聲尖叫，雙手也要放不敢放地僵住。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cHFNfrawc
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「哇啊，你們還好吧？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBVOUdpylV
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「有沒有怎麼樣啊？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOqac196oU
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大家見狀，立刻圍過來關心慰問，這讓席倫哪好意思表露出自己又被咬的苦逼？只好略帶尷尬地笑了笑，再見小孩兒揉著皺起的鼻子，大眼還閃爍著似撞疼的水光，便又覺心中一軟。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXx7HxNHv9
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唉，大概是不小心嗑上牙齒的吧，還真疼，嗚……924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSpn7RD338
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正當席倫努力保持表面的微笑，邊安慰自己小朋友不是有意之際，一聲河東獅咆哮就響起了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4IV5jOxzU
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「貝兒・拉文德！你又在搞什麼鬼？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe7X9k4lhb
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「Oops！got caught（被抓到了）。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQ8fVwWCdA
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等！什麼叫被抓到了？924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapJuZjuEhX
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席倫愣地朝被小琥揪過去的小孩望去，竟見對方回眸丟來賊笑的吐舌鬼臉，「嘿嘿！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5T4bo8vVdf
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嘿……嘿你個頭啦！原來自己莫名被咬八口全是這小子的刻意惡作劇嗎？什麼無辜純潔，什麼無心意外，什麼軟嫩嬌憨萌，全是騙人的！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQpwAJtUwu
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此時的席倫在得知殘忍真相後，本就怕小孩的內心小脆弱更受衝擊，從此對十歲以下孩童的恐懼越加根深蒂固了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv4utNxxf2
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——惡魔！小孩子全是專吃人的小惡魔！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaOk3HqKE3
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聽完席倫那段不堪回首的經歷後，一屋子的人將目光轉向目瞪口呆的貝兒。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wGQ7o9Bjp
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「老子當年就在納悶，怎麼阿倫的恐童症突然惡化了？原來是遇到這小子啊，難怪了難怪。」汪一全恍然大悟了。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHFmC3yzcH
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凌小兔也了然點點頭，「記得貝兒有次說姊的學校很好玩，居然是這樣啊。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyId3BKBhfs
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「我靠！倫哥你當時幹嘛不說啊？老娘就能替你教訓這皮癢的小鬼啦！」粗神經的凌小琥無視弟控大哥爆起的青筋，再次一拍自家老公的大腿怒道，痛得汪一全也有苦說不出。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDPtOuo6X1
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「啊，小倫老婆從以前就跟小貝兒這麼要好，真是太棒了！」艾登再次超脫了凡人所能理解的境界，讓人不禁懷疑這豬頭聽到的跟他們不是同一個版本。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih57W6qFCk
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泰特斯持續陷入低氣壓中，沒人知道他此刻只有一句心聲不住在腦海環繞——『寶貝兒有我還不夠咬嗎？寶貝兒有我還不夠咬嗎？寶貝兒有我還不夠咬嗎？』924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv0UtN9TrS
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然而，在這一片議論紛紛中，貝兒卻歪著一張呆萌的臉，大睜的水亮雙眼依然無辜單純得不輸給小時候，「可是，窩怎麼記得那天是一個好漂釀看起來『好好咬』的『大姊姊』啊？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeHjnQGFlu
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「噗——」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06kD72v9m2
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正喝茶的某人差點一口全噴了出來。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv8xTPPM1F
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「好……好好咬？」席倫傻了。是的，刺激到他神經的，不是被誤認為大姊姊，而是「好好咬」這個形容詞！好好咬？難道他其實是看起來很好咬才老是被小孩咬嗎？924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJnBdmaAFc
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「對呀！」貝兒用力點點頭，端詳席倫面貌的大眼眨了眨，才回憶起來地說：「欸？對耶！那個好好咬的漂釀大姊姊的確很像倫哥說，倫哥就看起來白白滑滑的好好咬啊！」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOXgOrB51H
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「噗哈哈哈哈！原來不止老娘這麼認為嗎？」凌小琥終於暴露了她對席倫的內心真面目。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK6d1fEmoK
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就連乖寶寶凌小兔也羞赧地舉手承認，「呃，其實，我從很久以前就想這麼說了。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC93hB9jfQ
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「我擦！」汪一全冷汗涔涔地囧了，聽大家一說，他一個直男都想咬席倫一口了，這要讓他腐女老婆知道，還不靈感大爆發地狂出一堆腦補文？924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj5eqXkIW8
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「喂喂！你們怎麼這樣啊？小倫老婆只能給哥一個人咬啊！」眼見眾人對席倫牌上等肉排露出覬覦眼神，艾登立馬奮起護妻，隨後又不住痴笑地黏向席倫，「老婆的確很好咬喔。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgEf5R1Iu6
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「滾！」席倫沒好氣地巴開鹹豬嘴，正想反駁點什麼時，就聽新生代小剋星發出致命宣言。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGVn9tidA8
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「蜀叔好咬～」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfPaxv2oeX
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不！席倫欲哭無淚，決定從今天起每天作日光浴十小時把自己曬成黑炭！看誰還想咬他？924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeV9mN6kOt
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是夜，沐浴完畢，席倫擠了陀新購的醫美乳液，在掌心搓揉融化後，敷上臉頰細細按摩，對先前說的曬黑炭計畫自是已拋諸腦後。既然他決定要復出演藝圈，左臉傷疤的療養就得加緊進行，因此，這類傷害皮膚的舉動肯定是要嚴格禁止的。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXzMogW7as
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「老婆～」談完公事電話的艾登一回到房，見親親美人老婆撫著臉側著頸子露出誘人鎖骨，立馬就心花怒放地黏過來，埋頭輕輕啃咬席倫細白的香肩，「老婆好香啊。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGjgv7CQhOg
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感覺肩上被輕嚙的觸感，席倫失笑地用手肘推了下，「豬，連你都要亂咬。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkbiYsb5mr
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「唉呀，誰讓小倫老婆真的好咬嘛。」艾登妻奴地暫停動作，緊緊摟住懷裡的人，低聲傻笑說：「真不敢相信小倫和小貝兒從這麼早以前就認識了，真希望我也能早點遇到你。」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuJqoihy8S
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「真那麼早就碰面，我們還未必能在一起。」席倫瞥了他一眼笑道。當時的他正意氣風發，即便小搞曖昧、小談戀愛，挑選對象的眼光也是極高，像艾登這類空有外表且未經相處就難發現專情度的男人恐怕是入不了他的眼，何況他身邊還有專扁色狼的保鏢凌小琥在。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJvYHRV2iy
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「不一定嘛，而且有我保護，小倫就不會被小貝兒咬那麼多下啦！」艾登樂觀地腦補自己英雄救美的各種情境，實在是幻想過度。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUjNkoQwj6
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「要是有你在，小琥也不用為了幫忙看孩子帶他來學校啦，我們怎麼可能還碰得到面？」席倫沒好氣地說完，隨即意識到，當初他們在奧普斯相遇後，不正是他對喵喵仙貝的那份既視感加深自己對這孩子的好奇，進而一步步與這三人有越來越多的關連，最後才與艾登發展至今嗎？924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx7ooMu0F9
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這麼說來，小貝兒十年前的惡作劇，還真是為十年後的他咬出一連串奇妙的緣分哪！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzm52ajK9HD
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席倫不禁感慨地笑了笑後，發覺艾登開始咬自己的脖子，便一手捏上豬耳，沒好氣地低罵：「豬，你是被小貝兒上身嗎？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4bKapsHXs
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「哥這等級可跟小貝兒不同呢，保證老婆絕對滿意。」艾登說著，一雙鹹豬手也發揮起纏人功夫，撩得這就寢時間分外炙熱，也成功挑撥起具女王屬性的美人好強欲。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I6EymJuzo
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「喔？」席倫伸手一推，將艾登往後推倒在床上後，張開穿著短褲的細長美腿跨坐在他身上，揚起美艷誘惑的勾人笑容，俯身輕吐曖昧的微熱氣息，「有多不同？」924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9GklOup6J
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喔！絕對要各種不同喔喔喔！如此尤物老婆，哥再不吃就不是真男人！924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXyrv47hGZ
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於是，這一夜又是幾場翻雲覆雨，這個來那個去，什麼天雷勾動地火，什麼呼呼嘿嘿啪啪啪，簡直不要太快活。與此同時，在另一個房間裡，又是另一番說出來丟死人的羞羞事。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLThRIkknq
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「寶貝兒還咬過別人哪些地方？嗯？」打翻一醋池的弟控大哥，相當認真地以親身反「咬」回去的教導方式，來矯正寶貝弟弟的調皮行為，儘管那已經是十年前的陳年舊事。924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlGzye90pz
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「嗚……就、就只有手……咿咿？才、才、才沒有那裡……唔嗯……不、不要惹啦……嗚咿……」貝兒驚羞地咬住自己的手，流洩出語焉不詳的各種呻吟，滿腦子除了難以自拔的被「咬」感受外，就只剩下一個念頭——924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vQK1447br
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臭哥哥！槓麻連咬人的醋都要吃啦啊啊啊？
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
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後記：
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泰哥不要連這種醋都吃啊啊啊！XDD924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakIcRXrwE1
小倫被小貝貝咬沒關係，可以現在反咬回去……我是說反咬豬頭登報復就好AWA（＃＃924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tqObaDc29
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一開始就設定好這段過往交集，不過寫進正文又覺得太拉拖，所以獨立一個番外啦XDDDD924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxDiRg7zEE
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【下部預告】凌家最終《救贖——泰特斯》（一）風雨前。發佈開始：7/3（週日）924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke4mxMZhmj
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1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 （作品名：小兔不吃回頭草）924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdKb3ZQt5A
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 （作品名：恃寵而傲嬌）924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy6p5V7s3l
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 （作品名：爆炸頭不要來）924Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uJfdioGFm
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