Aunt Sally came over to the house one night saying something was following her in the sky.
"Little green men,"the Beast laughed in derision,his glasses hanging half way off his face,bumping into walls with his wheelchair.
None of the other bums believed her, either.
It was only little Johnny Rubber who was curious enough to go outside and look.
Sure enough,there was a red orange ball floating over the trees across Seven Mile Road.
"What the fuck?"
He walked up to traffic to get a closer look and the thing backed away.
"Ok,ok, I'll back off."
Once he backed away the UFO came back.
"What are you,man?" Johnny Rubber asked the creature.
The bright ball didn't change shape,but it definitely pulsated.It seemed to be registering his voice!
Little Johnny Rubber smoked cigarettes,cracked filthy jokes and asked questions but the damn thing never spoke,just pulsated any time it heard his voice.
It seemed to get bored and started to float away towards the north.
"Hey,wait,come here,"little Rubber called.
It would come back quickly,like expecting something important.
It appeared that it was the motion of his arms,and not his voice,which would attract the entity.
And it certainly wasn't static electricity,like that one guy theorized in the 1600s when he encountered a Will O the Wisp in England,there was too much traffic zooming by between them and yet the cars didn't seem to interest it.It was some kind of strange life form from outer space.
Finally it left and wouldn't respond to any frantic hand waving.
Little Johnny Rubber wasn't to see it again until 2012,New Years Eve.
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