Suddenly a bubble of green gas enveloped her and bore her away,high above the Circle of Death and the Toads and Teddy Ready and the wicked mushroom city,taking her into a different part of the country altogether.
"Where are you taking me?" Bumbarella asked her benefactor.
"I am the Green Gas of Mars,and I am taking you to my palace in the mountain of Safety,"the entity told her.
"Just as long as you get me home by Ten,"she said."I have a curfew."
He brought her down into a golden city where statues of bulls lined the streets and flowers of every color swayed in the gentle breeze.
Poof
Suddenly the green gas cloud was gone and in its place stood a white marble statue resembling a man with a horse body.
Upon closer inspection, Bumbarella realized something important.
"Begging your pardon,sir,but you really are hung like a horse."
"I have to wear loose pants in mixed company,"the Martian nodded in affirmation."Otherwise I will be the talk of the town."
Suddenly her Dick Tracy Two Way Wrist Watch Relay Screen zapped into Incoming Call Mode and Bumbarella pressed the button to answer it.
It was her cat back in the apartment.
"Merow,"said her pussy in a rather taciturn manner."I was just wondering when you were going to stop playing games and come home,Mistress."
The secret agent could see that he was on the couch eating fish heads out of a bowl.
In the background the Three Dog Night were playing on the hi fi phonograph machine.
"Sorry, Kitty,but I am in a dire situation at the moment.Could I call you back later?"
"Oh,very well.Keep your stupid job and ignore me,"the cat hissed.
"Kisses,"Bumbarella gushed.
"Scccccccchhhhh,"the feline replied,baring its fangs in agitation.
Bloop
"It's been ever so long since the paper had Dick Tracy in the funnies,"she reminisced."Or Cathy.She was always concerned about her weight."
"Bumbarella, I am afraid the situation is indeed dire,"said the green gas cloud turned statue."The King of Toads has conquered Mars and only my little estate is safe for the moment.But even as we speak he is amassing an army and soon we will be exterminated.I have rescued you in order that you may help in bringing the planet back to its natural order."
"Oh,dear,"she said fretfully,"that's an awful tall order.Couldin't you just call Cosmic Central? The Great Egg should know how to handle this.I'm just a poor working girl."
"I'm afraid he won't answer my calls,"the centaur said sadly,"some other matter must be pressing."
"More likely he's got the line tied up with that secretary of his,"Bumbarella said crossly."Work place affairs are such old hat.But I suppose I could start my car from remote.You have plenty of ambrosia nectar in these flowers and I'm out of gas.We will need the Bumbarumba to mop up the floor with these nasty toad people.It's hooked up with all sorts of wonderful gadgets to exterminate alien races with."
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