The planet Neptune was once ruled by a real prick named Hangusasunder.
One day he was watching his wife silently cooking his dinner in the kitchen without complaint.
"I need something new around here,"he thought,"this broad is getting tiresome."
So he summoned a few of his souless lawyers from the Tombs who were known to circumvent the law,with a price.
They cooked up a scheme and in no time,Maggie,as she was affectionately known,was thrown in jail on some cooked up charge and they threw away the key.
Now,Maggie had two kids by the guy and he didn't want them around either.
Like I said,this guy had a heart of stone.
"Oh,dear,if I don't protect them,my evil husband will only imprison them or worse,"Maggie thought from the inside of her dank,dreary dungeon overlooking the East River."I must think up some way to get them to safety."
Meanwhile, Hangusasunder was having a merry old time enjoying his new found freedom.
He even moved in a different broad,Lola Pazola,to gratify his sexual lust.
She was blonde,big chested and smoked cigarettes with a golden cigarette holder.
When she batted her fake eyelashes the sky itself would tremble at the knees.
"I can't stand these little brats running around underfoot,Lola said,shaking her cigarette ashes on the shag carpet,"I have to get rid of them somewhere."
So she went to the fridge, rummaged around in there and then finally came up with a Tupperware bowl that had been forgotten on the bottom,next to some old wilted lettuce.
The tag on the bowl read:
"Diabolical Plan to Get Rid of Meddling Brats."
"Perfect,"she thought,"I'll just put this on the stove and cook up the perfect plan."
HA HA HA HA
(Evil buggers always laugh like that)
A little while later all the inhabitants of the planet were screaming for the blood of these two innocent children.
"Crucify them!" the mob shouted in anger.
But just as they were puting the noose around their throats the Bronze Bull on Wall Street came to life and flew into action.
"Come on,kids, we're getting out of here!"
Across the swirling green lava pits of Neptune they soared;over the sparkling lights of the Hebrides they roamed;a Dragon in the Cluster of Emerald Dreams tried to bite them in half but the Bull was quicker and they just escaped.
But as they were nearing the Crab Nebula,a terrible thing occurred.
A mangy little stowaway had snuck aboard the spaceship.
He had long hair and a beard and he looked like some kind of freak from the pits of Freakville.
"I'm taking over the controls,"he told the kids."I'm not going back to that prison colony on Mega-Zega.Now get out of my way!"
"I should say not,"declared Hortense,the little girl with acne and coke bottle lenses,"I take karate classes at school and I've just earned my green belt."
Chop!Kick!Pow!
The battle was like something out of a Nineteen Forties gangster movie!
The control room of the spaceship was left in a shambles,what with busted chairs,broken vases and an overturned coat rack.
But as they got too close to the space hatch separating them from the deadly clutches of space outside,Hortense threw the creature against the lever opening the vacuum lock mechanism and they were both sucked out and into the freezing cold of the Void....
"Hortense!" the brother screamed,watching her frozen body fly past like a Popsicle.
But there was nothing he could do and had to continue on without her.
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TO BE CONTINUED
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