Bumbarella eased the Bumbarumba into a narrow area where odd stalagmite things stuck out of the ground.The bumblebee shaped space craft came to a stop and little green men scrambled out of caves in the air.They swarmed all over the ship like gnats,using sponges to scrub the shag carpet exterior and vacuumed the wings,too.
"How kind of these little greenies,"Bumbarella said,"I do hope they'll accept milk and cookies from the ships kitchen."
She opened the space door and waltzed down the gangplank,with a big plate of chocolate cookies in her hand, a pitcher of milk equipped with the latest prototype of butterfly wings fluttering above.
When the little green men saw her they marveled at the lovely naked woman in red heels and curls,but seemed apprehensive.
"I do wonder why they seem so nervous,"she wondered."Some sort of unknown terror holds them in thrall?"
They seemed to want her to follow them.
"Alright,lead the way, gentle greenies,"Bumbarella said.
They took her into a city of big mushrooms,some the size of oak trees.
Green clouds of sentient gas floated by.
Every where there were little green people doing this,doing that;it was a city of shop keepers.
And then she saw the Toads with blue jewels in their foreheads,sitting on fancy embroidery cushions and enjoying the latest episodes of Full House on black and white televisions.
"I don't see a gas station,"she mused."There must be a place around here where I can recharge my bumbomobile and resume my mission."
"Who are you,naked woman,"intoned a Toad from a loud speaker,"you are a stranger here."
"Oh,hello,your Toadness, I have run out of gas and I'm looking for a recharge.I brought milk and cookies for all your tribe."
Bumbarella smiled a sweet smile,as she was want to do on such comfy occasions.
The baleful look from the creepy toad implied otherwise.
"Seize her!"
Suddenly a huge tongue shot out from underneath a lily pad floating in the air and wrapped itself around her tightly.
The milk and cookies were swept into a dust pan by a disembodied pair of white gloves and tucked away in a file cabinet.
"Oh,dear,what is the meaning of this? I come in peace! " Bumbarella cried out in distress.
"You've come to steal my throne and free the Green Martians from slavery,"the Toad accused."Don't try to deny it!"
"Someone's taken an over abundance of paranoia pills,"our secret agent mumbled, struggling to escape the grip of the giant slimy tongue."I was forced down when my space car ran out of ambrosia,Sir, I really have no interest in unsecuring your throne."
"Silence,you strumpet!"
"Now see here,you bully, I am an emancipated woman, there's no need for derogatory put downs!" Bumbarella said angrily.
"Take her at once to the Circle of Death!" the loathsome amphibian screamed,vile spittle pelting her in gobs,"we shall teach her to stray outside of her boundaries!"
By now it was obvious that the Planet Mars had been taken over by Puritan Toads from other realms.
With much ado,they dragged Bumbarella through the maze of streets and the little green people ran in terror before the mad procession.
The Circle of Death was a circle of toadstools spotted purple and other tye-dye color schemes.
At the far end towered an adorable fuzzy teddy bear looking down at her.
The tongue flung her into the center of the circle and she landed unceremoniously on her lovely buttox.
"My,that was rude."
Bumbarella got to her feet and looked around.She was surrounded by fat icky toads glaring at her.
"In the name of all the pimple faced college boys at Yale who sit home on a Saturday night passed over for handsome jocks by you pretty girls,"a loud obnoxious voice spoke through a loud speaker,"You, Bumbarella,are sentenced to death."
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