Suddenly the earth opened up and Bumbarella was swallowed deep into the bowels of Mars.
She awoke on a beach with no idea where she was.
"I have no idea where I am,"she said.
There was a fat guy in front of a tent with a huge sign above the entrance.
"Conga,Queen of the Jungle",screamed the words in black capital letters.
It only cost a quarter to get in so the girl reached into her purse and fished for change.
Two dimes and a nickel were the best she could come up with.She had found the nickel on the street in a mud puddle, encrusted with filth from the lava flow.She had noticed something funny about the lining and discovered that it contained micro film inside.She uncovered a Nazi plot to infiltrate the country with intelligent rats from a mad scientist's laboratory in an alternate dimension.That done,she gave the change to the fat guy who pocketed the change and thrust a thumb towards the curtain.
"Inside,baby,"he told her gruffly.
His cigar smoke stank like shit and she gagged on it.
Inside the tent there was a stage in back and the place was jam packed with sweating sea monkey people who giggled nervously,smoked reefer,munched popcorn or even felt each other up in the dark.A group of striped convicts stood watching,chained up at the ankles.
A cage of no great size was on top of the stage and the carnival barker pulled off a black curtain, revealing a glassy eyed woman clad in a jungle bikini inside of it.
"I found her in the deep jungles of Zanzibar,"he intoned solemnly."Now watch in awe as she turns into something else."
The lights dimmed and eerie music played over the loudspeaker.
As they watched,Conga Queen of the Jungle transformed into a hairy gorilla.
"Now on the count of three, I will snap my fingers and she will awaken.Never fear,the cage is locked.One...two ...three.Snap!"
Conga awoke from slumber and burst from the cage in fury,reaching for the sea monkey people who screamed and clutched their babies, running for the exit.Bumbarella was knocked down in the stampede and stomped on.
The next thing she knew she was tied at the wrists and on the floor,chained to a chair with a gaping hole in the seat.
An evil looking Frenchman was watching her curiously,sharpening a knife on a whetstone.
"You have interfered with my plans for the last time,you meddling bitch,"he told her."But as you see, I am in charge now."
He came around and grabbed a handful of her hair,yanking her head up so that she gasped in pain.He entered her from behind and began fucking her mercilessly.
She began to pass out from the drug slipped into her martini at the bar.The last thing she saw was a door opening and a Russian with a mustache shooting the French man in the head with a Mauser pistol.
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