在我和Susan和Annie長期聊天的同期,我還跟其他女生match過,而其中之一是Gini。420Please respect copyright.PENANAqSRQIMtTOS
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她是我第三個長期聊天的女生,年紀比我大3年,樣子方面平平凡凡。420Please respect copyright.PENANAGOU1NExGkd
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「你係咪cosplay時先女裝,定平時扮開?」這是Gini的開場白。420Please respect copyright.PENANA3JAAZUwi9K
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我:通常cosplay先著。420Please respect copyright.PENANAbtMMvYXb8d
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現在,我大致掌握了玩Tinder時的一些潛規則,知道絕大部份人都不想被sales和約炮者煩擾,所以是不會在match之後便急直地索取WhatsApp號碼;所以我也沒有追問Gini的電話號碼。420Please respect copyright.PENANA9KJp5LRHCp
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我:話時話點解你會玩app嘅?420Please respect copyright.PENANADgPHisrMki
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Gini:冇咩原因,Frd介紹我玩啫。420Please respect copyright.PENANAxYyvJksqpN
Gini:你放埋啲女裝相,有冇男仔溝過你?420Please respect copyright.PENANA7FYOwPAfGw
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我:冇呀😂420Please respect copyright.PENANAg7Kt5mlbKs
我:係有好多男仔swipe咗我,但我無視曬佢哋。420Please respect copyright.PENANAD4MhWIaHjy
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聽說Tinder上的男女比例嚴重失衡,儘管是偽娘的我,不出一個星期,就有超過十個男生swipe我。420Please respect copyright.PENANABU3geEer9x
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我:唉返工返唔夠一個鐘就攰420Please respect copyright.PENANAeEY5sDUcA9
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Gini:你琴晚好夜瞓咩?420Please respect copyright.PENANAGkpeBUyC6L
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我:係早瞓嘅但瞓得唔好420Please respect copyright.PENANAhAjQXqDO5y
我:好彩啱啱已經飲咗monster420Please respect copyright.PENANAhvM8cHUmdl
我:係呢你正職做咩㗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAtPG9sd19sy
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Gini:我而家做緊客戶服務。420Please respect copyright.PENANAJovuW7NupF
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我:你就好啦,我做sales做到想resign😂420Please respect copyright.PENANAxtDYf9Z0Sw
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Gini:你要企街?420Please respect copyright.PENANAsGHwT5T3rC
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我:唔洗,只係office 打warm call啫420Please respect copyright.PENANAvcRPIUuqJI
我:但做死我囉,一追唔到數就俾人插到飛天。420Please respect copyright.PENANAT0kVRPKYAa
我:入咗U之後唔會再痕呢份工。420Please respect copyright.PENANAUkaNpRoJEG
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Gini:你都好後生啫,遲入U好過冇入U420Please respect copyright.PENANAmdmbu2dgT9
Gini:後生真好420Please respect copyright.PENANAevxZB2ngvf
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接著幾天,我們也談及個人興趣和休閑活動,動漫又談過,網絡小說又談過,運動又談過,哪間cafe店好吃又談過。420Please respect copyright.PENANArTDWZpza5d
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Gini:我睇過啲冷門嘅動漫420Please respect copyright.PENANAOabVCytz0C
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她列舉了一齣我從未聽過的片名,然後我又Google一下。哦,原來是這樣。420Please respect copyright.PENANAcXTfxATbO3
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可是這一齣動漫,只看過兩集,就已經令我感到沉悶。420Please respect copyright.PENANA35EWZ2U2xF
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我:你呢有冇煲火影?420Please respect copyright.PENANAYqvmHe9BYr
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Gini:火影,好出名嗰套呀,我有追呀。420Please respect copyright.PENANAn6kIUTaIrp
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我:宇智波鼬嗰招須佐能乎型爆420Please respect copyright.PENANAp2f0i08paJ
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Gini:宇智波鼬?邊個嚟?420Please respect copyright.PENANAPphTerS9ts
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從對話中,感受到她對火影忍者不感興趣,真正看過的人,怎可能會連這些軸心人物的樣子都不清楚呢?420Please respect copyright.PENANAJkSr5e9lUc
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我又談到跑步和游泳,又談及自己在貓cafe店內跟貓咪玩的經歷。420Please respect copyright.PENANA9UoJ7SviyW
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我:都係游水正啲,唔似得跑步成身又濕又熱😂420Please respect copyright.PENANAkg6mK99YI6
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但是當我繼續談下去時,不見得她感興趣。420Please respect copyright.PENANAbFENViruOh
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Gini:游水?我唔識㗎😂420Please respect copyright.PENANAaUOcXMDBeZ
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這下子,我只能被迫轉話題了。420Please respect copyright.PENANAOOkknLnJWf
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我:係呢你有冇去貓cafe?420Please respect copyright.PENANAABMU9aZtPN
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Gini:冇呀,我中意狗多啲420Please respect copyright.PENANA1H8yy2Xc9N
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然後我又分享自己在貓cafe店內的所見所聞,希望能勾起她的興趣;但是她只是「嗯」了我就沒再有下文。420Please respect copyright.PENANAjtIZqM4yEt
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這個「嗯」,把整個話題都抹殺了。420Please respect copyright.PENANAlQAtoMlA5e
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聊了幾天,Gini整體給我的感覺是:沒有很多能讓大家談下去的共同話題,有時候她什至是個topic killer;於是我也漸漸對她失去了興趣。420Please respect copyright.PENANA9vSmsRnHpz
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雖然我和她之間的聊天室漸漸封塵起來,但是我們還是有交換IG的。420Please respect copyright.PENANA9ACeQ7s2lI
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按進她的IG,才發現她最愛的運動是爬山,而且喜歡飼養的寵物是;說了這麼多話,我竟然沒有說中她最愛的事物,我們之間的共鳴果然少得可憐。420Please respect copyright.PENANAFxUzngKexD
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儘管如此,但她已經成為我的IG粉絲,成為永久的網友。420Please respect copyright.PENANAmi0pNRHd7d
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平日幾乎不跟我聊天,只有偶爾當我發佈一些貼文或限時動態(例如我的小說宣傳、cosplay時候的樣子、其他生活分享等等),而如果其內容能勾起她興趣時,她才會主動來談兩句話。420Please respect copyright.PENANA3c9UIKQuTv