偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgzktPH52y
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss4oJglsZf
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXswnCteGwd
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不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6ptKE3LAz
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她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODUsgG076g
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「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9M6gVrSJi
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iQc02utB8
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxc9Uk7uBj
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKC27eercf
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsHBeaNKwk
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROic8uBcWe
我：你呢？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7X3AtJLON
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M2YaI1VxV
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrLdR5JHSe
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AYJmAdktE
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RZckee5A6
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7E5UMI66u
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lxu4SGEef
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNSxdhnQfs
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhScSYu6Yb
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7BgzrbtTt
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFr1yAgjeV
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrE2lFIXMiZ
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUKW63u2xe
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxYOq5SARX
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrgHkRuU5f
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaaiyAGKa2
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在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzToVl0JQg
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡep86qH11It
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1LvigKNw2
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qT4RkniFf
Marina：行邊個方向呀？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MG2pn1vZ2
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlExKjchEd
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgSFBct2bD
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQ69APbKN5
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbogfggsxPY
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Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6Yq15w00d
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXSPTyzLcv
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy59P3gtBrS
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我：真係辛苦曬你喎～482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Icax8phke
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbvwAGIKD5
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Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ062obh6Du5
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7odKFAy475
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7lE6DJinY
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzw59jPB2k
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ay6n9zSbo
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF87oQPLTf
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e5xRG1lYn
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Marina：哦，原來係咁482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAo0weKVMa
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpjFs8Dyyb
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但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvzLDJDS4E
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwi9yWkYCp
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEk0a7VX8W
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR43tQ4ZmZ
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYudCWzxU1
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuQ6Ya5mfx
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Cx6mTj93N
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsySYtvezzg
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrZ4vfPRW1
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIl3kuNfwj
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0onL8OpY5B
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1SadIKQsA
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我：咁下次約會先啦482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpKg9HUigJ
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUCLXesyKQ
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcXGCDHyvO
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDYHpbsEVM
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaAM7Bvsym
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沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjbPJWhf1l
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnLHNL3tdU
482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB8VyLeKOf
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzULhxfs2q
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