Lia：嗰間好似麻麻地358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZInQeJE2da
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我：咁不如就呢間啦，價錢又唔過份。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTbtwUwmBj
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻，接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐，為什麼說偏僻？因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在，而且街上幾乎沒有人。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtpbIl42AzD
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色，淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO5BVOZzQK
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Lia給我的感覺，是一個很愛說話的女孩；如果以動物來形容，她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」；總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事，說話多而且思考敏捷。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72IzslnJwP
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我們都各自點了套餐，來到咖啡店，基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrhGnVDx9m
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Lia：其實我係BU讀文科嘅。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJkZ90mIK9
Lia：不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食，咪走咗去做倉。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3dhmtUoFy
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我：原來你都有少少粗魯。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzUxDqD7Ih
（我微微調戲，臉帶點笑地說。）358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FYgCR3Lig
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其實Lia的粗口量，在女生來說已經算有點多。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP1OZeMBCO
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不過，她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰；跟典型港女/MK妹，絕對、絕對是兩回事。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJycvUMoJHd
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02qw5hVMvw
再拋出動物來形容，這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的，但它終歸不是真正的針刺；麻雀在不停叮人時，不會讓人感到痛，頂多就是「煩」和「痒」，還有點令人覺得可愛。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40fVo9wqJO
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如果你是個香港男生，相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生；相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmTH078Qa0
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRsnQOUv5T
通常真正的港女/MK妹，說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰，特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾；這些人就真的像針刺了，真的會把你刺得流血受傷。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtB59bsBph
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Lia：嗚，我真係都有少少冒失，成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEIPyks4SS
Lia：我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲，我只係個文職啫。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmR80OmrYcm
Lia：咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcsFEFJDIS
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題，還是她那愛說話的性格所致；在接下來的連續5分鐘裡，完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd77oXpCZFP
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哇，這個女孩真的口水多，我想找空間插話也難。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjub0iOWRz
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Lia：其實你可以直接打斷我，唔洗怕喎，我平時就係令人咁煩膠，煩膠到要人打斷我。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqo3SfGQs4
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我：既然你讀文科，咁你有冇寫小說？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeiy3MYf31
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Lia：有呀！我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xkqTFT4U9
Lia：不過係only小學嗰時。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFclbTe2QN
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我：所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeBevMdvLk
（我回以一個微笑）358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cb9vSLufP
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Lia：係呀，人愈大就愈冇時間，如果有時間我都想寫返。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzFK6NTgTt
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkf2doFbJw
接著，我們的話題總是涉及多樣，甚至連交友app心得也能談。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PjxIA4Tl3
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我：你講過你識mind read人，係咪真㗎？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXrLPrvF0y
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNfhKWP8LE
Lia：我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLmjcH60OJ
（她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。）358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0dN1okaee
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Lia：試過約過啲男仔出嚟，有啲係金融才俊，行街時正正常常。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQdDAAbx6E
Lia：跟住到食飯嗰時，佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟，開始講投資嘢。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloJDjNvWHR
Lia：咁我就開始sense到，嗯！！！佢開始想呃我喇。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsBJ0I007v
Lia：不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢，所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtT1aBUEtVd
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說畢，她喝了一口茶。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYOZ6PwqPZ
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5Jf8tMgWc
她也吃得比我快，碟上的意粉已全清空；而我仍然耐心地一邊吃，一邊聆聽。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJaBCIkUg6
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我：我都遇過唔少美容雞。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlC2UcuKr4g
我：我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuEroUqju3
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Lia：係咩先？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxSXHiQesH
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCrzwRh9jS
我：嗱，你知啦，通常match得入嚟嘅女仔，點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNo5P8Gv1Y
我：傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUm9uYYctP
我：但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HHxivSyVb
我：嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales，我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟，佢哋同我傾咁耐計，都可以照樣當睇唔到。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjPWATR0nb
我：咁其實都知咩事啦。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziAXk48By3
我：基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWowsXQv2Ma
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJkyHGE9vy
Lia：咦，好似幾work咁。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxCcPRLo50
Lia：我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN5Ui7B4cD
（沾沾自喜地說。）358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXOwJsqP4s
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxsNHYtdxK
我：你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAWgkqjJQw
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdsu7KLfD8
Lia：未試過，不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK8BIKUEzl
Lia：扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPNiguUqcc
Lia：反而做偽娘先麻煩。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqOvQkJBLK
Lia：你又真係化得幾靚女嘅，不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2JE09QoIg
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZLGc2YKWq
我：係咩？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqB4wCAcb7z
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Lia：有冇上Base？358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDrOXAiInJ
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我：冇呀，我都直接上粉。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Yb3IFEYhS
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXOJXMc7cS
臨埋單前，Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗，以及護膚技巧。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVpA79y0z0
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8NTjGkRGl
最後這頓飯，是AA制付款，人均消費大約100元。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTgqUBBbay
358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZjUmgWG1Q
初次見面，我的作風都是試探水溫，只當她是朋友，所以永遠都是AA制開局。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJW3QtD3vV
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