Lia:嗰間好似麻麻地383Please respect copyright.PENANAE6ZXRN55dx
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我:咁不如就呢間啦,價錢又唔過份。383Please respect copyright.PENANAZeBB2MKHN2
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最後我們來到一間比較偏僻,接近大馬路的一間咖啡店用餐,為什麼說偏僻?因為整個大街上彷彿只有這家食肆存在,而且街上幾乎沒有人。383Please respect copyright.PENANAtuzSg0SLdx
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這裡的裝修基本上離不開傳統咖啡店的特色,淡黃燈光、復古木檯、復古牆身等等。383Please respect copyright.PENANAbCdQ2wg3Em
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Lia給我的感覺,是一個很愛說話的女孩;如果以動物來形容,她就是個「麻雀系女朋友」;總是吱吱渣渣談不同的小事,說話多而且思考敏捷。383Please respect copyright.PENANATh1ZdFruXj
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我們都各自點了套餐,來到咖啡店,基本上都是離不開甚麼卡邦尼意粉之類的西餐。383Please respect copyright.PENANAoGgoe4j5zr
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Lia:其實我係BU讀文科嘅。383Please respect copyright.PENANAiAqkuUxOCS
Lia:不過香港地文科搵唔撚到食,咪走咗去做倉。383Please respect copyright.PENANAtyAn6GofiL
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我:原來你都有少少粗魯。383Please respect copyright.PENANAjnwkI1INg6
(我微微調戲,臉帶點笑地說。)383Please respect copyright.PENANAZfiYOp3VI1
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其實Lia的粗口量,在女生來說已經算有點多。383Please respect copyright.PENANA4o9AHlajwV
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不過,她完全沒有那種串人的氣焰;跟典型港女/MK妹,絕對、絕對是兩回事。383Please respect copyright.PENANAY9Z1hr8jkO
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再拋出動物來形容,這個「麻雀系女朋友」的嘴巴雖然也是尖銳的,但它終歸不是真正的針刺;麻雀在不停叮人時,不會讓人感到痛,頂多就是「煩」和「痒」,還有點令人覺得可愛。383Please respect copyright.PENANAwkd9PMLnm0
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如果你是個香港男生,相信你對港女/MK妹這些字眼並不陌生;相信你們都這種女生的性格略有所聞。383Please respect copyright.PENANA4gTi1hprTP
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通常真正的港女/MK妹,說話時總是帶有串人的氣焰,特別喜歡在說話時加個「囉」字在結尾;這些人就真的像針刺了,真的會把你刺得流血受傷。383Please respect copyright.PENANAZo3gNPz7at
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Lia:嗚,我真係都有少少冒失,成日唔小心撞到嘢整親。383Please respect copyright.PENANAMnI4kBiYoy
Lia:我其實又唔係真係做搬搬抬抬嗰啲,我只係個文職啫。383Please respect copyright.PENANAwKigwbM8C9
Lia:咪對下數目嗰、check單囉。383Please respect copyright.PENANA1civ8HHtBq
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不知是不是因為說起她最有興趣的話題,還是她那愛說話的性格所致;在接下來的連續5分鐘裡,完全只有她連綿不絕地說起工作的內容。383Please respect copyright.PENANAcKHOs1zrGi
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哇,這個女孩真的口水多,我想找空間插話也難。383Please respect copyright.PENANAxfw0f9TJNc
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Lia:其實你可以直接打斷我,唔洗怕喎,我平時就係令人咁煩膠,煩膠到要人打斷我。383Please respect copyright.PENANAtRHiv0xSWx
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我:既然你讀文科,咁你有冇寫小說?383Please respect copyright.PENANAbkVJ1NXem0
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Lia:有呀!我諗住寫啲暗黑系嘅故仔。383Please respect copyright.PENANAz4rsvBJHpO
Lia:不過係only小學嗰時。383Please respect copyright.PENANAYN1KqhN6xO
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我:所以你而家大個左就冇時間寫?383Please respect copyright.PENANA1uXDP6e068
(我回以一個微笑)383Please respect copyright.PENANAhHpxEfuUeF
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Lia:係呀,人愈大就愈冇時間,如果有時間我都想寫返。383Please respect copyright.PENANAqwgxddvjM3
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接著,我們的話題總是涉及多樣,甚至連交友app心得也能談。383Please respect copyright.PENANA6hxZIAFmKQ
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我:你講過你識mind read人,係咪真㗎?383Please respect copyright.PENANAtcT1HJyrpw
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Lia:我喺mind read呢方面都幾勁。383Please respect copyright.PENANAbGOY6PdKU4
(她臉帶點得意洋洋地說。)383Please respect copyright.PENANAx6mMwHNm9n
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Lia:試過約過啲男仔出嚟,有啲係金融才俊,行街時正正常常。383Please respect copyright.PENANAbbezTcnexE
Lia:跟住到食飯嗰時,佢就開始攞疊紙出嚟,開始講投資嘢。383Please respect copyright.PENANA5mrkn9qMeO
Lia:咁我就開始sense到,嗯!!!佢開始想呃我喇。383Please respect copyright.PENANADoIqI1KLij
Lia:不過我嗰時都聽下佢點sell嘢,所以等佢講完我就end up咗個約會。383Please respect copyright.PENANAgcLOde6lS7
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說畢,她喝了一口茶。383Please respect copyright.PENANAOQzFMUkHbv
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她也吃得比我快,碟上的意粉已全清空;而我仍然耐心地一邊吃,一邊聆聽。383Please respect copyright.PENANARVZpNN0HB6
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我:我都遇過唔少美容雞。383Please respect copyright.PENANAtN6P0nChMK
我:我發覺sales有個好撚奇怪嘅共通點。383Please respect copyright.PENANA3ndBT0sPtP
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Lia:係咩先?383Please respect copyright.PENANAzidV2EIL7E
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我:嗱,你知啦,通常match得入嚟嘅女仔,點都會對我嘅女裝呢件事有返啲興趣。383Please respect copyright.PENANAnBq1ZqHHBU
我:傾計時點都一定會傾到「偽娘」呢個topic。383Please respect copyright.PENANAZsBWx3fgn8
我:但通常sales係完全好似「選擇性失明」咁383Please respect copyright.PENANAyAgoQtS6pt
我:嗰啲玩美人計嘅sales,我咁大大張偽娘相放出嚟,佢哋同我傾咁耐計,都可以照樣當睇唔到。383Please respect copyright.PENANAEA7hBY3AB0
我:咁其實都知咩事啦。383Please respect copyright.PENANAqtgLmbnVwb
我:基本上我就係咁樣去detect啲sales。383Please respect copyright.PENANAYU4eZinI58
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Lia:咦,好似幾work咁。383Please respect copyright.PENANAGfU5XfdBQQ
Lia:我又試下女扮男裝擺落app度先。383Please respect copyright.PENANAeZ2s1ZyX0l
(沾沾自喜地說。)383Please respect copyright.PENANAkI0wMHI6YQ
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我:你有冇真係試過著男裝出街呀?383Please respect copyright.PENANAdnxnWcct5X
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Lia:未試過,不過我網上睇片TB裝其實好簡單。383Please respect copyright.PENANAPvQ6trY7J8
Lia:扎起個頭再加頂cap帽襯埋衫就攪掂383Please respect copyright.PENANAwdmg7FIj57
Lia:反而做偽娘先麻煩。383Please respect copyright.PENANALkayPTgtTT
Lia:你又真係化得幾靚女嘅,不過我覺得你有啲步驟錯咗。383Please respect copyright.PENANA2zVgYT5l6Z
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我:係咩?383Please respect copyright.PENANAiTVA8sJDTc
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Lia:有冇上Base?383Please respect copyright.PENANAtMJGNoTTON
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我:冇呀,我都直接上粉。383Please respect copyright.PENANAXyY3bJgsnC
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臨埋單前,Lia跟我分享一些她自己的化妝經驗,以及護膚技巧。383Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ3Yv2eVbn
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最後這頓飯,是AA制付款,人均消費大約100元。383Please respect copyright.PENANAgMS41ehmAX
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初次見面,我的作風都是試探水溫,只當她是朋友,所以永遠都是AA制開局。383Please respect copyright.PENANAUpLvPl5n17
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