在我和Ivy交流的同期,我當然match過其他女生。420Please respect copyright.PENANAqMr3TnKw5p
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然而,有些是感情騙子。420Please respect copyright.PENANAVeXTIsiU3q
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「Hi,做緊咩呀?」成功跟Candy配對後,她拋出這句開場白。420Please respect copyright.PENANAwS92t06YeO
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我:考完DSE等緊JUPAS放榜420Please respect copyright.PENANADUZ2X7JEvR
我:點解你張相咁攪笑嘅?(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANALTi8iyYFEc
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Candy:係意外嚟啫(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANAh6twqxfsIM
Candy:我嗰一刻唔小心kiss到條燈柱呀嘛(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANALskknljw5m
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Candy的樣子普普通通,對我的第一印象只是朋友感覺,沒有戀人的感覺。420Please respect copyright.PENANAaBxo50mkIS
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隔了幾小時,我又發信息給她。420Please respect copyright.PENANAzqPUhRjhR4
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我:咁你呢?做咩工?420Please respect copyright.PENANA9udUPLnWTs
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Candy:我做sales㗎420Please respect copyright.PENANAFV80dDtrFN
Candy:今日幫公司同事手420Please respect copyright.PENANAgXqN0Miw5I
Candy:係喇,我唔係成日上Tinder,不如加個WhatsApp啦?420Please respect copyright.PENANAOwOXJbCMiJ
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我專重每一份職業,銷售員亦然,於是我們交換了電話號碼。420Please respect copyright.PENANATEr04MLJTA
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我:你第一印象覺得我似做咩職業?(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANABTQ7aFB97x
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Candy:你係咪好中意動漫㗎?(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANAFbjcOnELwq
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我:主要係火影迷囉420Please respect copyright.PENANAUN6g0hlKs3
我:我cos過男角同女角420Please respect copyright.PENANAi5hbxFB6xC
我:你第一印象覺得我似做咩工?420Please respect copyright.PENANAUMQNCryZ3n
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Candy:化妝師(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANANBnBAraert
Candy:你係咪成日幫人做唔同打扮㗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAsMk7zr9zEW
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等等,談了這麼久,難道她還沒有留意到我是一個偽娘嗎?我的個人檔案都已經描述得這麼明顯了,她還是沒留意到嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAcbyhz4VxoH
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你可能說我神經過敏,這只是很平凡的聊天,可能只是別人特別愚鈍所以意識不到;但是從我的經驗裡,通常真正來交友的女生,看見我的個人檔案之後,是極容易把第一印象投放在我這個偽娘身份之上;然後在聊天室裡,第一個聊天焦點是「偽娘」。例如:她們的開場白通常是讚美我的女裝打扮有多美麗。420Please respect copyright.PENANAGOijZBR0td
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當然可能有例外,但即使是再愚鈍的女生,通常在交談一段時間之後,她都必定意識到我是偽娘。420Please respect copyright.PENANA0B1hJgtmEl
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所以,如果有女生異常愚鈍:明明我都上載了自己的女裝打扮照,也講得很清楚自己是偽娘;但你還是要問我是男的女的,或只懂得把焦點放在「化妝師」的話,那麼我倒是懷疑你是怎樣match我的?只是隨便swipe我?沒有認真地與人社交嗎?420Please respect copyright.PENANAYvY5XsiqJi
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這個女生的上線時間不穩定,有時候秒回信息,有時候隔幾天才回覆。420Please respect copyright.PENANAvKFKhHQ5wI
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不知不覺已經一個星期了,由於她上線時間不穩定,回覆時快時慢;因此我們只是停留在最片面的了解,只是了解到她是sales,沒有詳細過問哪一行業。420Please respect copyright.PENANAvY81grEYb4
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於是,我提出加IG的請求。420Please respect copyright.PENANAPbVTyeN9ms
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我:傾咁耐,不如大家交換個IG呀?420Please respect copyright.PENANAiib5Hp9OiE
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Candy:唔係幾方便呢,我個IG剩係俾女仔follow咋(笑喊420Please respect copyright.PENANAkLqLRbXTAL
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聽到這句說話,我心裡生出一點莫名其妙的妒嫉感;就在此,大家之間的關係就不了了之。420Please respect copyright.PENANAA87sUgCSbm
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為什麼真正的女生能加你IG,而我這個「仿製」女生就不能呢?420Please respect copyright.PENANAvOL5vdIRXc
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產生妒嫉感,是因為我曾經渴望,跟某些女生發生純友誼的關係;然而又失敗了,只能仰慕著真正的女生,活得像親生姊妹。420Please respect copyright.PENANA4OYE97O9R3
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男和女真的有心理上的差異,終歸我還是保留著男性的心理。420Please respect copyright.PENANAhUA8ItDjCG
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不過,我還是相信男女之間存在純友誼的。420Please respect copyright.PENANAkJT0fpv2r3