過了First date後的當晚，Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwuf08rocQ
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自從我採用「女裝放第一，男裝放第二」的戰術之後，「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYNE4iArO7
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配對數量方面，據我的非精密觀察，平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我；有時在高峰期，更可以在一天內match上2個女生。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUE1YAxLYvj
367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67xrBDFyVh
有時心情好，我便會審視一下個人檔案，考慮換些照片。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0aawnunL2
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「哎呀！你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時，它彈出了這句。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5CTaiEXpo
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原來，Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照；我的女裝三點式照片辣過火，結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcpRHGQmQp
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趁著我回校上課的途中，我又Swipe了一大堆女生。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix63Ou4FgR
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唔，這個女生也頗甜美，那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡，身穿短衣短褲，正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照，她還擁抱著那棵樹。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25xbxOr45q
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再按一下看下一張，是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照，穿著上賣一點性感，是很正常的背心。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMZ3EOrzWJ
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唔，就照樣右滑她吧！367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjpXO6Mb9R
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咦，配對成功了。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0mJPlB9aM
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Elaine：you are interesting.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNfsOqMo8k
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我：你幾時去過OP？367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyMX0gH2BI
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Elaine：It's a year ago.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8P5YIX6Tfx
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣，是配對之後必做的事。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KvUYrIM9s
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我：你邊間U㗎？367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSlpaeqnRy
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Elaine：CUHK367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAg3qFjnu8
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這個女生，也算是我遇到的奇人之一。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZiHw1BiDt
367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBtw0pZYrS
憑我主觀判斷，她明明是本地人；但在對話時，她總是假裝自己只懂英語，從來都不會以中文回覆。367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DqO53nBgr
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Elaine：Why you have such nickname?367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IognKhd4G
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我：Coz I ff myself as a god.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjpX4FZms4
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Elaine：Wow, yo have so big ego.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROF2YWRAeB
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士，那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JljGdZLGx
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我：Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQwGqvdxpd
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼？)367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46YBQhpvja
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