沒想到,她竟然像當機的電腦一樣,不知為什麼突然不覆我了。455Please respect copyright.PENANAi75AdPy4Rf
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然後我等了幾小時,才收到她的回覆。455Please respect copyright.PENANAQTzY0gj5rd
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Annie:星期日我可能去買新衫455Please respect copyright.PENANAE1R7ZFUQy6
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希望她只是剛好沒空回覆吧,我們又繼續聊話。455Please respect copyright.PENANAghGBanHSks
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我採用「擠牙膏式」的聊天戰術,為免話題枯竭,我跟Annie聊天時都盡量避免主動開新話題,盡量能延續一個話題就延續下走,真的徹底用盡一個話題的「生命」,才去開發別的話題,好讓自己保留子彈。455Please respect copyright.PENANAOaLdHAye17
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Annie:唉我我開始有少少有厭男455Please respect copyright.PENANAi9ifbGOdXH
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見識淺薄的我馬上Google一下什麼是「厭男」,懂了,原來就是指一個人對男性的仇恨或偏見。455Please respect copyright.PENANA1J9Qg5E0Hf
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說實話,Annie的這句說話引起我一點共鳴,因為我曾經被校園欺凌,欺凌者多是男性同學;幸好在我出來社會工作,更遇上知心好友之後,我漸漸勇敢起來。455Please respect copyright.PENANAW9vEALfuUo
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我:你有冇拍過拖呀?455Please respect copyright.PENANAsbtCCaGI1E
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Annie:有呀,但之後俾佢飛咗我455Please respect copyright.PENANAHPWEGqSYKe
Annie:出街時俾人望住我哋455Please respect copyright.PENANArFghds7eH2
Annie:於是EX話我肥,我影衰佢455Please respect copyright.PENANAu41obxLVd9
Annie:咁我咪串返佢,你都只係個排骨精,唔好以為你好大隻。455Please respect copyright.PENANASn3BiYpdgM
Annie:唉,我好討厭男人自大、唔細心455Please respect copyright.PENANAuRhISdvECP
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我:好好奇你喺公司係點樣面對男人455Please respect copyright.PENANAEE2K2asJHo
我:話說Tinder呢度都幾多大陸同外國人455Please respect copyright.PENANALGS5I5i03N
我:好想完咗疫情之後去外國玩455Please respect copyright.PENANA8eqUlAubXm
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我想嘗試轉移話題,談一些輕鬆的話題以緩和氣氛。455Please respect copyright.PENANA6DkM4Xl8rK
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Annie:我公司冇男人㗎455Please respect copyright.PENANA0aSprevYka
Annie:我哋好中意討論邊個男仔係gay(哈哈455Please respect copyright.PENANA9tN1oXkveo
Annie:通常我哋都一致覺得十個靚仔九個gay。455Please respect copyright.PENANAZSgeHUQb9t
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然後她又發了個哈哈大笑的表情。455Please respect copyright.PENANAMy1GR13YLU
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我:你呢有冇去過外國?455Please respect copyright.PENANAVI9TNlSmWr
我:有機會我想去冰島先455Please respect copyright.PENANArz68EukGk2
我:凡係有島嘅地方我都中意去 😊455Please respect copyright.PENANA6A40qLPuuS
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Annie:吉之島455Please respect copyright.PENANAnAFQcBW1Cq
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說完爛笑話,又說回外國男生。455Please respect copyright.PENANASC0WUFBQfH
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Annie:我真係好想識返個嚟自歐洲嘅男人,佢哋通常又高又靚過啲亞洲人。455Please respect copyright.PENANAzIPjT8wYJl
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我:Tinder我都有好多仔仔swipe我455Please respect copyright.PENANAm4jGuQjcQ9
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從創帳號到目前為止已經最少三個星期,明明我都已經個人檔案上表明自己是偽娘了,為什麼還有這麼多的男生對我右滑?差不多平均每日就有1.5個男生對我右滑,現在加起來都有幾十個,當中還有不少是外國人。455Please respect copyright.PENANAFEVutzKqPH
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至於女生當然也有,平均每星期2.5個,可是也有很多約炮、機器人。七除八扣,只計算真正交友的話,即我每星期我只有遇到一個女生。455Please respect copyright.PENANAks5xteuBiK
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我:歐洲男仔基因係高大又白淨嘅(笑喊455Please respect copyright.PENANABBF7xWcpTf
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這個星期日沒有約會,大家繼續過自己的日子。455Please respect copyright.PENANABrNX7RQFUv
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又過了幾天,我和知心好友Jason一起到銅鑼灣,在一間Pacific Coffee裡邊喝咖啡邊聊近況。455Please respect copyright.PENANAjbFrwJLb0S
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Jason是我早陣子一個人搬到外面獨自居住時,認識到的室友,久而久之也發展成知心好友。他經常都會說些職場、社會、人性的真相給我聽。455Please respect copyright.PENANASbdryAJiYD
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見面時,我把我和Annie的近況一五一十地告訴他,連Annie的大頭照片他都看過了。455Please respect copyright.PENANAo4TWoFizuW
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「呢個肥妹仔邊同你啱傾㗎?」Jason咽下一口白咖啡,說道。455Please respect copyright.PENANALRHdy4UmDd
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我:我都係識下唔同嘅人啫,有排到未係拍拖啦。455Please respect copyright.PENANAoIeyK2VSg4
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Jason:嗱,我喺外國同香港都接觸過唔少人,憑經驗嚟講我睇人好準嘅。455Please respect copyright.PENANAAbPfPXRLgi
Jason:Andy,呢個肥妹仔人就冇乜嘢,但係容易俾人整喊,如果佢喊你哄返佢又冇事。455Please respect copyright.PENANAIWVaM7qR10
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以我認識的Jason,是一個讀國際學校的人,也曾在澳洲留學。他交過不少女生,上過不少次床,是個曾經的花花公子,總之食女無數。455Please respect copyright.PENANA5WS6uqq18N
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既然他那麼懂人性,那麼他當然比我更了解女人心理了。455Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5ZaloklAW
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我:嚟緊禮拜日我又諗住試吓約佢出嚟行街,佢話要買衫喎。455Please respect copyright.PENANA6kt1UM4v8z
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Jason:不如咁啦,你同佢講,話你最近有個朋友由澳洲返嚟,想識下朋友,你信唔信佢一定出嚟?455Please respect copyright.PENANA4IOWXHfewu
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我:你都三十幾,而我同佢都廿幾歲,而且你又外國長大,我哋就正宗香港人,文化同思想差異咁大,唔係幾個喎,我驚尷尬。455Please respect copyright.PENANAcNz00rempN
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就是如此,我謝絕了Jason的幫助,決定繼續由自己來行動。455Please respect copyright.PENANAtldXNMyXtD
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到了星期六的晚上,當時剛吃完飯,我又跟Annie在聊。455Please respect copyright.PENANAvhXk4CPiYC
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「既然聽朝早你會去睇衫嘅,咁就如一齊去啦,反正我都想睇下啲化妝品for動漫節出cosplay用。」我再次拋出約會請求。455Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZMwTp4GKq
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Annie又當機呀?剛才聊天時會秒回,現在一講完這句就突然不回覆了。