Man-Oh-Ho life currently focuses on being a useful man
I gotta spend every second in a day to the fullest. Saturday is perfect for that. I will get up at five , prepare breakfast to feed my wife , and then i'll tidy up the room , moving things a bit. Im gonna be refurbishing the room , as i've always intended to
My free time after that can't go to waste. I 'll take online classes , draw pictures , play guitar , play sepak takraw with a hoop in my room , water plants , do the dishes and laudry , and sip my tea on the balcony under the 30 C sunlight. Im elated just thinking about it
But all of that will never happen if...
"Man , get up!!!!"
"Not nooooooww."
It's this neat freak of a boyfriend with hundreds of good traits and thousands of bad one. Phi Type is poking my butt with his foot. I have to adjust my eyes to the sunlight for a while before i can get up to face reality
The first thing i see is my master in white shirt and moss green boxers. A feather duster is in one hand , and the other hand is on his waist , pressuring me to crawl out of bed
He's glowering live a devil. How the hell could i think it was cute when i was hitting on him? Im so bummed. Give me an inhalant to breathe in , please
"What time did you say you'd wake up last night?"
"At five , Guess im not that late?"
"Its almost nine. If you don't get up now , then just starve to death." He's fucking cruel. Where's his refined and cultured attitude like in the good old days? Its like Thanos snapped his fingers and the old Phi Type was gone. I gotta ask his brother , Tine where the real Phi Type has gone to
We've been through tons of obstacles to be where we are. We're not like other couples that get to spend every night together or have sweet moments often. Since we live far away from each other. Im studying in Chiang Mai and my precious boyfriend works in Bangkok , we get to see each other only a few days in a month. Im gonna cry
We take turns to visit each other whenever we're free. Im free this weekend and so Phi Type flew here to spend every second with me to the utmost as if the world will end tomorrow
"You're always cruel to me. Let me kiss you cheek." Sagging cheeks are the best
"Quit wasting time , Man. Get up and take a shower. We're redecorating the room today." We've planned to refurbish the entire room , but the room plan isn't ready yet. So we'll tidy things up and take care of those used , rolled underpants first
"Yeess , roger that."
I reply , get up , and stretch for a minute. Phi Type is in the brutal househusband mode today , preparing for the big task. He's a real neat freak , super methodical , and hates anything untidy. All his characteristics are...
In contrast to me. Hehe....
"IS there someone kind enough to make me breakfast?" Shaking off all messy thoughts , im worried about my growling stomach
"I cooked something."
"Ooh , what a wonderful life. What did my baby make for me?"
"My foot!"
"Whoa , you never hold back , huh? Dont you love me anymore?" Seeing his extremely tired face , i stop joking around and hurry to shower , taking care of my personal business at warp speed. When i come out of the bathroom , Phi Type was already set the table
Ha! You're jealous right? Because he did his best to cook for me? Nah , he's a million percent ordered it. The food boxes in the trash can are clear evidence
Im a simple guy. Once im done stuffing my face , i rush to help the smaller guy arrange the furniture. We needed to adjust to each other more than other couples because our personalities are completely different . I was so close to downing all stress pills to find our common ground. Some problems , however , can never be solved no matter how many times we try
"Should we move the sofa to the left." I ask the person before me , simultaneously observing his expression and body movement
"Sound good , but..."
I fucking hate you. Can i buy your but and throw it away? The price doesnt matter at all
"But what?"
"The sunlight will directly hit us , its gonna be fucking hot at noon. It should be in the middle of the room"
"As you wish." Getting his approval , now its my job to move everything the sofa , the closet , the table and my baby even tells me to move the bed. Good thing he gives me a hand...
By putting away the blanket i , on the other hand have to put away all the other things!
"Where should we place this table?" Im covered in sweat , but i cant stop because of this endless slavery
"Cant you decide for yourself?"
"Well , i really dont know. I know nothing about the table , all i know is my heart is yours." Kya... im dying to see his blushing face and flushed cheeks. Who would've thought he'd hurl the table sheet at my face as a response?
"Just admit you're blushing. Stop acting like you're angry to hide it."
"How could i have dated you for years?"
"Hehe"
"Hehe , my ass!"
"You're always so harsh to me. Im sad."
"Tidy up the room. Im gonna order some food." He glares at me and acts like nothing happened , as usual. What about me? No need to ask , im freaking busy. I dont know when i will get to rest. Im tried , im dispirited , i want to lie down and do nothing
After grumbling for about half an hour , the food has finally arrived. I love this kind of moment when your lover takes care of everything for you. He puts the food on the plate , pours water into your glass , and prepares tasty snacks for you to enjoy
"You're fucking cute." I sit at the small table , watching the neat freak set everything down and sit opposite me
"Why is that?"
"Well , you ordered lots of food for me. Where's mine , though?"
"Bring it here yourself."
"Huh?! All of these aren't mine?" Can he even finish it? He's so small
"Its all mine , not yours."
"You're mean." I pretend to sulk to make him feel bad , but Phi Type doesnt even look at me. I can only grit my teeth and curse him quietly while putting the food on my plate in irritation
I got to eat only by 3 pm since i was busy arranging the furniture. We're eating together. I watch my baby take a spoonful of this and that and feel full in my heart. That's all i need in life
"What is it?" His voice suddenly wakes me from my sweet dream
"Im happy watching you."
"Its fake happiness. I know you're cursing me in your head." Oops , how the hell di dhe know? Super genius.
"Who would curse someone this cute."
Phi Type rolls his eyes as if he cant believe this. He continues eating before pushing a plate of nuggets towards me
"Taste terrible."
Phi Type says that , and i can barely hide smile
He's worried about me. He doesn't say it , but he actually wants me to eat something delicious as much as i want. How can i not love him?
"Thank you."
"Just eat , or it'll be leftover."
Liar! Once im done with the nuggets , other dishes are pushed towards me. He only has one piece of the fruits and gives the rest to me. I wondered how he could finish everything , but now the question gets back to me so fast like karma
It might hurt him if i cant finish everything , so i need to gobble it all down. Urrrrgh!
"Man" ITs like my life is on the line. Im nervous about what he's gonna say.I can only pray that he won't give me any more food. Im at my limit noow. "Man...."
"Yeah?" I can't speak much. My stomach is about to burst
"The snacks."
"..."
"Don't eat it if you're full. Why are you forcing yourself?"
Thank all gods and goddesses for making him notice my suffering
"Im afraid you'll feel hurt. You ordered everything for me."
"Im gonna bomb this place if you throw up" Other might think Phi Type is a tyrant or a control freak , but how many people know that he's actually cute and very considerate?
We've dated for quite some time now. We see eye to eye on only a few matters and barely reach mutual understanding on everything else. The reason why we can still be together is not love or attachment , but its the way we want to grow up and learn about many things with each other.
Man and Phi Type today are different from yesterday , but Man and Phi Type will always have each other. Im fucking moved
"Your imagination's running wild?"
"You can tell?"
"I can see through you just by a glance at your eyes."
"Guess what im thinking about , then."
"You're cursing me."
"Wrong. Do it again."
"I have no idea." Aw , he averts his eyes and blushes. HE always loses to me. It looks like he's the dominant one in our relationship , but tis all because i let him be."
"I'm saying i love you in my head. Do you believe me?"
"Yes."
"But im not. Bwwaaaa!" He smacks me right in the head before i can say anything more.
Servers you right , Man. Im usually careful about whether i'll risk getting beat up if i play a joke. But i made a mistake this time. My mouth acted before my brain. Im lucky Phi Type is sitting , so i flee from the table just in time before he can get up to lash out at me. I almost didnt make it , though
"I'll tell you the truth."
"Shut it , Man."
"Im just thinking..." Even if he tries to stop me , i still want to say it.
"..."
"Im so lucky to have you , and you know thats how i've always left."
I love the time we spend together. We get to meet a few times in a month , but every time we meet , its like all the awful times and exhaustion are tossed out the window. Sometimes we dont even talk. Jus staying beside each other comforts my heart like nothing else
"Why did you shoot me?"
"Because im annoyed."
We got up early , tidied up the room , had a meal , and now we're playing a game , with mobile phones as our channel. The zombie game is back on trend , and Phi Type somehow seems distressed. I dont know what i did to upset him , but he shoots me right after i resurrected. I've died died a dozen times already
"But we're on the same team. Daaaamn."
"I can go solo."
"Arent you scared of zombie? Let me protect you."
"Fuck off."
BANG
I was fucking host in my leg again. You cant do that unless you're totally ruthless
We both have names in the game. We created our characters to be the badass buddies that bring death to every battlefield! I mean , bring death to me
January & September are our fictitious names. I was born in January while Phi Type in September. We usually call each other Jan and Sep during the game
"Lets do it over. Promise you won't shoot me this time" I say , glancing at his profile
"Okay"
"Fantastic"
BANG!
Fuck! He exploded my head a second after he promised me
"Can you be gentle to me for once?"
"Its because you suck"
"Do it over , then." As im waiting for Phi Type to blast all the zombies and for the game to restart , i think of genius plan to avenge him. When m back in the game , i dont waste a second...
BANG!!!
I shot him. Haha , he's dead , but now the next person who will be killed is...me
"Nooooooo! Phi Type , dont!"
You're doomed , Man. You made a wrong move and now you're gonna die. Im to slow to flee from the sofa this time , so the smaller guy yanks my collar and punishes me by twisting my ears. That's the ending scene of the greatest Man , both in the game and in real life
10.15 PM
"The stars are beautiful tonight."
"Stars , my ass. The sky is completely dark."
"Can you please be romantic for a sec?" We're sitting on the balcony. All we can see are houses and buildings. There's nothing beautiful to see like when we go on trips
But we still love to sit here at night , drink beer from cans , get tipsy together and talk about whatever happens to us each day
"Im leaving tomorrow evening." He doesnt look at me. His eyes fix on the lights from the building in front of us.
"I checked the time. This time you definitely wont miss the flight."
"Umm." He replies , drinking the beer
"Im gonna be so lonely when you're gone."
"You? You've got those punks and my brother. There won't be time to feel lonely."
"Even thought we're surrounded by lots of people , if your heart is lonely , you feel lonely nonetheless." How emotional. This is the moment im gonna move his heart. " Wait for me . Wait until i graduate."
"...."
"And then we can be together."
"Im fucking sick of your face. You dont have to graduate. Just retake a year."
"Arrrgh."
Damn you , Phi Type. You romance ruin er. You cruel bastard. You cutie. You idiot!
Aside from knowing each other so well , the other thing we know is we will never have sweet moment like other couples. Good grief....
All those times , no matter how long its been
That we've been through together
I can still remember , never forget
Good times and bad , they've led us here
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