番外篇L:美人計430Please respect copyright.PENANAFQSGauqGO2
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAxuKu28WHCA
救命,我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後,便立即想嘔出來息。430Please respect copyright.PENANAkSx1RdMc3k
可是聊天對象,即是Martin也秒速回覆了我:430Please respect copyright.PENANAVRdrsGiMtq
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊,琪琪豬」430Please respect copyright.PENANA9Iugg8IMml
媽啊!誰是你的「琪琪豬」了!430Please respect copyright.PENANAFkl1TBOVew
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……430Please respect copyright.PENANAuyIRShiO9y
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我龔欣琪與男生交往無數,並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。430Please respect copyright.PENANAqwYRp1Ljaw
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣,不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們,那怕只有一秒鐘也好。430Please respect copyright.PENANA6YBfP4nsm0
然而,此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin,喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。430Please respect copyright.PENANAZVsPDkHu95
不,應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼,更完全不會對他產生非份之想。430Please respect copyright.PENANACaXjmHps5U
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩,我不才會出手協助今次事件。430Please respect copyright.PENANAu5MnOwoOQF
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「叮—鈴—」430Please respect copyright.PENANAI8b9lCpIRU
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAckasiSq8r9
「喺咪嬲咗我啊?」430Please respect copyright.PENANApEeXbFB2Ks
「錫翻,呵翻」430Please respect copyright.PENANAPYarCMaYNA
「快啲覆我啦」430Please respect copyright.PENANAbiKBWj9JBx
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已,那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。430Please respect copyright.PENANAWRfskxaPbG
待事件完結後,我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。430Please respect copyright.PENANASmt16u2sc3
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。430Please respect copyright.PENANABRPUQQgNE4
那就要回到大約半個月前,即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。430Please respect copyright.PENANAlt0uCBymWQ
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某天放學時,我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。430Please respect copyright.PENANAIOCVMXknzf
而我正等待中的那個人,並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。430Please respect copyright.PENANAokTVMiriYa
雖然在一眾男友當中,某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。430Please respect copyright.PENANAqA4dgqhW9w
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密,而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAUam6oI79C2
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中,我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。430Please respect copyright.PENANA58Z0rVnTSR
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「Laura,唔好意思要你停。」430Please respect copyright.PENANABEap3gw7iO
然而,一說曹操,曹操就到了。430Please respect copyright.PENANABQmM7gWr82
這個正向我揮手的人,也是我初中的同班同學,有「狼」之稱的Fazer。430Please respect copyright.PENANA1TJF2Ebvx6
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「唔喺啊,等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。430Please respect copyright.PENANA8zMhtJfCsK
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件,並交到我手上。430Please respect copyright.PENANArMkusoM85Z
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAzJuSBSh5kA
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。430Please respect copyright.PENANAMCxvVEXjEV
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接著,Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說:430Please respect copyright.PENANAa8mGIVLfvv
「舉手之勞,Alvin同Mandy出到聲,我一定會幫……啊,我仲有下一單委託要做,走先。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAZJtFx6aIXc
「嗯,唔阻你啦,Bye!」我馬上也向他揮手道別。430Please respect copyright.PENANA5cKd3OzaBL
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。430Please respect copyright.PENANAcHoLHdDHko
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為了對付Martin,要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料,真是辛苦他了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAMQlwuSDn73
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。430Please respect copyright.PENANAGGzx7qgDAA
然而,說到了初中,其實此刻我手上的文件,也就是關於Martin,我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。430Please respect copyright.PENANAcSuC0onulJ
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。430Please respect copyright.PENANA1Qmo0n7xfH
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。430Please respect copyright.PENANAAqWEPzJBa1
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。430Please respect copyright.PENANAykHUTcQ6CZ
他到底是如何做得到的……430Please respect copyright.PENANAE7DF5g9ZD2
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不過這不是重點,重點是我必須要確定,到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益,才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。430Please respect copyright.PENANAZA5bbjso1u
不過,正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。430Please respect copyright.PENANAU30He8DM3n
大腦隨即靈機一動,想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAdpm0BKt65b
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。430Please respect copyright.PENANAruy0zjjaZb
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病,影響了整段錄音的音質。430Please respect copyright.PENANA37vxb4CEce
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。430Please respect copyright.PENANANpUXmFTQ0W
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於是在隔天午飯時候,我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。430Please respect copyright.PENANAEJLSGEofF3
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。430Please respect copyright.PENANAVetkUm9ekt
然而,看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。430Please respect copyright.PENANAG3oVTmpmgi
就發現他正如資料所說,在升上高中後,未能結交太多的朋友。430Please respect copyright.PENANAOFqnBUnwq8
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之,都是因為他那糟糕的性格。430Please respect copyright.PENANABCNP0QWz1J
不過,只有他一個人的話,也有利於我去接近他。430Please respect copyright.PENANAI0zubmwBBC
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雖然搭訕一事,對我來說簡直是易如反掌。430Please respect copyright.PENANAT74tvfjaL9
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌,就會立即變得言聽計從。430Please respect copyright.PENANAfdy3EvEoKt
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。430Please respect copyright.PENANACcAlu1U9Kv
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方,並使其御下心防,令對方相信自己是一伙。430Please respect copyright.PENANAjJ6tpNob8m
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。430Please respect copyright.PENANABvltPgqh6B
因此,其實我都特別挑選了數個方法,來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。430Please respect copyright.PENANAh3TAm4SrWd
當然色誘也是其中一個方法,不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。430Please respect copyright.PENANArFnPm0ieR3
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接下來,我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方,並用著溫柔的語氣說:430Please respect copyright.PENANAIvlRNUuAJ1
「咦,呢個咪Martin!點解你會喺到嘅?」430Please respect copyright.PENANAZ13TkAZVo6
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。430Please respect copyright.PENANARqpmnYBTPZ
430Please respect copyright.PENANAUFkEyiDvbr
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。430Please respect copyright.PENANAKPREywlfo4
這也代表我的搭訕計劃,第一步成功達成了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAXFTaP3VXl9
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內,從而使他對我產生興趣。430Please respect copyright.PENANAD0iwJRIjCh
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「喺咩,我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅,睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAQNid4NVm67
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀,目的是為了誘導他。430Please respect copyright.PENANALDcpkRsqBJ
然而,我與他有緣個鬼!430Please respect copyright.PENANAiLhZkr3TWb
要不是這是計劃的一部份,我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。430Please respect copyright.PENANAvuiQ0NidQT
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「哇,睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦!」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。430Please respect copyright.PENANAWIvBqQNDY6
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣,Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。430Please respect copyright.PENANAEuF9JXF2E1
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究,希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。430Please respect copyright.PENANAzWo3J1rtvT
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說:「我哋初中同班已經好有緣,估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇,睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」430Please respect copyright.PENANAzlLPXze7CZ
我、想、嘔……430Please respect copyright.PENANANpuf1Fr0uN
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隨後,我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀,再用温婉柔弱的語氣說:「哎呀,人哋有點肚餓添。」430Please respect copyright.PENANALYG7CQV3RS
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣,整個人從座位彈起身來。430Please respect copyright.PENANA91llWdVVAW
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情,並問道:「你想食咩啊?我買比你啊!」430Please respect copyright.PENANAF98DG5Yjcf
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我只是輕輕地碰一碰,他就如同發情了的小狗一樣,變得言聽計從,並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。430Please respect copyright.PENANApuJIWWiQfI
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……430Please respect copyright.PENANA6Gge1wEmT6
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分,不,應該是畏懼「百」分才對。430Please respect copyright.PENANAokLujDxxWU
然而說到底,我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。430Please respect copyright.PENANALfgnlFfxZT
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……430Please respect copyright.PENANActAcy0oGGJ
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不過,自快餐店那天起,我都的確成功接近了Martin。430Please respect copyright.PENANAq48Af4J1dA
並很快就被他表白了。430Please respect copyright.PENANA7yYERyOLHj
過程被比想像中順暢及快速,令我意想不到,甚至是嚇了一跳。430Please respect copyright.PENANAdA8E1KBCbr
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。430Please respect copyright.PENANAHlnfyahXTX
還是他真的非常飢渴,很想與異性建立關係呢……430Please respect copyright.PENANAllzIlo3jJe
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不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。430Please respect copyright.PENANADW3wLEZN9M
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係,也不是甚麼壞事。430Please respect copyright.PENANAaWNzztVxWi
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。430Please respect copyright.PENANA6vOpRlzkEa
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而過程中,我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時,一邊向Mandy報告。430Please respect copyright.PENANAsPqVcMKxzw
但是,隨著時間的流逝,我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。430Please respect copyright.PENANA1mJxtiWEbz
因為他竟然在與我聊天時,提及了許多Mandy的壞話。430Please respect copyright.PENANASw24ABFqwr
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦,才會搭上Alvin。430Please respect copyright.PENANAEBOIRSDhLj
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。430Please respect copyright.PENANAhAgRV44CMU
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。430Please respect copyright.PENANAu8B8W7DEP8
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑,我真的完全容忍不能。430Please respect copyright.PENANAixCXM7juju
但此刻的我,還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。430Please respect copyright.PENANALLJxfnwbKW
因為現在的我,都可不想把計劃搞垮。430Please respect copyright.PENANAZUE888PejC
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。430Please respect copyright.PENANAYdgsrNDh5O
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當然除了Alvin的反擊外,我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底,永不翻身。430Please respect copyright.PENANA5o6OvaesRC
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAYlUFNa1u6E
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限,我也是時候要換過一批男友。430Please respect copyright.PENANAuCeo7zk0SQ
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上,到時候肯定會有好戲看了。430Please respect copyright.PENANAsBYjpl5OG0
單是幻想一下畫面,都已經令我感到無比興奮。430Please respect copyright.PENANAnajfmXX5V1
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待續……430Please respect copyright.PENANApvuFMwnfC1