番外篇L：美人計426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIxahdrelp
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKifyaZz0je
「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDLhoIREdh
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSzXGHunOT
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxGUcDUyBV
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcirGMateF
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vETFx6q06
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIBLNvpRVD
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTmuUi6AwJ
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQkUERczJ9
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj9IC7R5cQ
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2x2vgvdFO
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNNFIIkcRW
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnI1dqQ28j
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5wqBe84SP
「叮—鈴—」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRwU4k0dbX
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5SGIXyqfM
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExaJF3hciW
「錫翻，呵翻」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3CF4W0C4X
「快啲覆我啦」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneGijGPoeE
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTFikTwYZJ
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8RAqbY1Cd
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWiefLQZut
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9mv11P2Gh
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBH7KXaUdA4
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm03osCsf3u
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQaeNiOz3Z
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWlPQAeuJB
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsru3xsAyy9
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpH3DvGFhD
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItfvOm9dFJ
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyAMDWdeeR
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkHKLphMVh
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduT8dMgHgG
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE9kx5iOYi
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuWYh6S60n
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPMqFBBbJO
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh9IgJO6h0
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZt3uwNHWbF
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDVagyq0Ng
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2fhd3nJ8U
接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkYfAiA9S9
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2wHL9ph1Z
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUhUfOqC0r
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7CrCiFOF4
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaQGZAGvrm
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9mm6zCde8
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEfjyNuLkk
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ00r0LVYV3
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJEN056zAt
這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4aCEVSFYr
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3Ra7LZHFl
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHzJpdbOTj
他到底是如何做得到的……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei8pgyWphI
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfKSbP3g7N
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdMAqpwKqA
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jR4aL6X3U
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TzCR5fV3A
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0yuwwbbPW
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefpqnXdkYQ
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o9hppAe1A
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUVnmyH9Km
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡau5bMQJNs3
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvprVAxb0z
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssMQb3LDTv
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZQsTlV2jq
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj04vc8qQkn
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ooni3vHLz
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0cG1Eb1Nn
雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvX8ujLzh8
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWVAefMEqU
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CGLL34XiC
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiCd1IJPeK
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEpFaHGfQS
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTZigIst3Q
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe9QPVuDny
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEA2t9hxWG
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYEk0bakY8
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0xA774FuA
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDbYHxHz4h
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRk0kI7Tlj
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALy5bLbxYV
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv93zLBqau
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlBeNg1GO2
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFZ6rQf8Pf
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QglO7W03i
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZzJG6FErv
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9K4OV7Zyv
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkvnSIvv1u
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78XouFw4GB
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnC0c9mf5uU
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAPYPX7Vbi
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRAhQv9EIR
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn0FGgX9DY
於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY4NfjXoPV
我、想、嘔……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSqOjW1Pao
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEUIDzFSMw
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJerHLQbUJ
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWB9pSK1zgI
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rEht18JLB
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJiJ7lJqSR
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3zoq88Jq2
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucNKBwf1D6
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeHmwy1zhh
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4FNzzXZBC
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzqBKOVaxQ
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPQFvJJkhF
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FM3lmZVAY
並很快就被他表白了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnq8pTpVHz
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPwrjoxVPn
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwtkPcigyc
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloHre0k9yI
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvLPPTLvH7
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQjMqaN8Hl
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1fYxuFxug
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCn503798a
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpF4qrsxHcl
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSD4CiG6w4
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnk5OdHuhZ
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7oj8D1Neq
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNImt2HGH8b
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfps2GQI1S
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNSK70ZrGE
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDuEsUltmT
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2flbMm29fn
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIZQe71El2
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj5yLMyLDF
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQpyKsRrcR
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqql6LBADr
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMvmthjSaz
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxhb8MMrcx
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWESRHN2ll
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2eoguJ8zL
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfDenoTmiz
426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumEWbEAhNS
待續……426Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26VgqujnNC
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