番外篇L：美人計419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2exRNPRtoh
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊？」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF67xnlJc9s
救命，我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後，便立即想嘔出來息。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgjGkQHK2g
可是聊天對象，即是Martin也秒速回覆了我：419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ5CFDoIJM
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊，琪琪豬」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZO2gZPmgR
媽啊！誰是你的「琪琪豬」了！419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTdxiJ5Odp
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07cdQmrBuE
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡso0LkcTxs8
我龔欣琪與男生交往無數，並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqJyOiKdU9
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣，不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們，那怕只有一秒鐘也好。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2BZxoSwuj
然而，此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin，喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bxyTcOvLh
不，應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼，更完全不會對他產生非份之想。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZLk9GBXZL
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩，我不才會出手協助今次事件。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNHnRFJUD1
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「叮—鈴—」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ35xWACpa
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊？」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4zRRrslSR
「喺咪嬲咗我啊？」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPoAcRNQyZ
「錫翻，呵翻」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5L5yZNfgI
「快啲覆我啦」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq62HvOzR8
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已，那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWN3sGIupK
待事件完結後，我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJZffzcNlM
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ39BrIA9n
但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rSi16UtXs
那就要回到大約半個月前，即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIQYKwL7tS
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUXVTMbxbB
某天放學時，我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMiDvB55kx
而我正等待中的那個人，並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSNK7KzZQn
雖然在一眾男友當中，某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTJkeiXOlj
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密，而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmKsi6CCyJ
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中，我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpaySwzJM1
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT2H623z8S
「Laura，唔好意思要你停。」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXtxS1IURr
然而，一說曹操，曹操就到了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqeLJCUdgt
這個正向我揮手的人，也是我初中的同班同學，有「狼」之稱的Fazer。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCTqnsEa5o
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWpvuogLJ9
「唔喺啊，等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y2v8pD3PK
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件，並交到我手上。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJFmhxRjBK
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk3vCSKtId
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvhHbKhpdL
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接著，Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說：419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrf9Ijqq5Kf
「舉手之勞，Alvin同Mandy出到聲，我一定會幫……啊，我仲有下一單委託要做，走先。」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjECucnSqD3
「嗯，唔阻你啦，Bye！」我馬上也向他揮手道別。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmPBqsafcP
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYoC90IK0R
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEWBEeyGH8
為了對付Martin，要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料，真是辛苦他了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPTTHxdsN2
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZsvJemmjU
然而，說到了初中，其實此刻我手上的文件，也就是關於Martin，我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ389TrZVRuj
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNwN9Q3JR8
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfheCZZlsE
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSaB0kLLWa
他到底是如何做得到的……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHXlY7Nsic
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWgeGagDdx
不過這不是重點，重點是我必須要確定，到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益，才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NUbAWJ91a
不過，正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykNSZdBAKD
大腦隨即靈機一動，想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNErbPoQ5m
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBLogyclpg
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病，影響了整段錄音的音質。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjuJ2JAlEu
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzPbcUqarR
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4n4UhYQ5q
於是在隔天午飯時候，我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wZj8JnBwL
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZQD2jzLzB
然而，看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTGjTo4peb
就發現他正如資料所說，在升上高中後，未能結交太多的朋友。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEf16zHXUn
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之，都是因為他那糟糕的性格。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBJiTfbzpp
不過，只有他一個人的話，也有利於我去接近他。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3d3H8wVB7
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雖然搭訕一事，對我來說簡直是易如反掌。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2Lz6G4O9i
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌，就會立即變得言聽計從。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNir6C28imQ
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NYIIGTVbJ
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方，並使其御下心防，令對方相信自己是一伙。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjpIlDYIzy
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1KAGCgunm
因此，其實我都特別挑選了數個方法，來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxwFr3bXAZ
當然色誘也是其中一個方法，不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IyKTtdJUo
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP5HkqshTD
接下來，我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方，並用著溫柔的語氣說：419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERJPek3YDA
「咦，呢個咪Martin！點解你會喺到嘅？」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EAOHtzlU0
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdu47ufkWLX
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7HwQcarPl
「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkORw9tAeZx
這也代表我的搭訕計劃，第一步成功達成了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHhIbxbqqe
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內，從而使他對我產生興趣。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgJnZ52bEs
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0zGXW4zaO
「喺咩，我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅，睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa91OEvkwoj
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀，目的是為了誘導他。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSKLASXty6
然而，我與他有緣個鬼！419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAhoFTPvNq
要不是這是計劃的一部份，我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWJ195iIwW
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0ubBUr7Vv
「哇，睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦！」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yMSHIsgvk
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣，Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyelV1yvVD
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究，希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaOrlqrtUO
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說：「我哋初中同班已經好有緣，估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇，睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp2UjFxQk9
我、想、嘔……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeIc3Zo6cy
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ7TOHrQgx
隨後，我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀，再用温婉柔弱的語氣說：「哎呀，人哋有點肚餓添。」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr77nFTsbS
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣，整個人從座位彈起身來。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFc08f9AO6
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情，並問道：「你想食咩啊？我買比你啊！」419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6h1bcfE5CA
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLp8oJxWSe
我只是輕輕地碰一碰，他就如同發情了的小狗一樣，變得言聽計從，並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGOUJJ2DKK
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhRl6OXZPO
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分，不，應該是畏懼「百」分才對。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEYsRTHuwe
然而說到底，我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojFfIRJjuk
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKjLGnBj6P
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY42uplbNtq
不過，自快餐店那天起，我都的確成功接近了Martin。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExiLpRhadV
並很快就被他表白了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeoYD3kXIx
過程被比想像中順暢及快速，令我意想不到，甚至是嚇了一跳。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WaFIxCZI4
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5D0Dkjd4H
還是他真的非常飢渴，很想與異性建立關係呢……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMq5BV6vim
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerjxf5Y3fH
不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFPuwhwrXk
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係，也不是甚麼壞事。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKM6F0p73Z
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm4nPXbme3
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1goimz10l
而過程中，我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時，一邊向Mandy報告。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLNq7GoltW
但是，隨著時間的流逝，我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ221PP4xo5A
因為他竟然在與我聊天時，提及了許多Mandy的壞話。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGaWKudVjC
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦，才會搭上Alvin。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIO2MAS4hCp
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcahs2UWtH
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NW8i2d28P
我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHAActRNJ8
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑，我真的完全容忍不能。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVot3zmDbr
但此刻的我，還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C1B9E58Or
因為現在的我，都可不想把計劃搞垮。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK54bbl4fwc
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1H08FTzwvA
419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqheBOh9Ot
當然除了Alvin的反擊外，我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底，永不翻身。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYgOssIdsk
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrmT0ZeYqo
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限，我也是時候要換過一批男友。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu5D5tfpqS
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上，到時候肯定會有好戲看了。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLmptqSTZ7
單是幻想一下畫面，都已經令我感到無比興奮。419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRTT2d0r18
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待續……419Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn0Ni03vbg
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