番外篇L:美人計346Please respect copyright.PENANAmygat7i2UA
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「Martin BB你依家做緊咩啊?」346Please respect copyright.PENANAKUDpxbPjbe
救命,我未曾回覆了一個曖昧的訊息後,便立即想嘔出來息。346Please respect copyright.PENANAIvt92ppW7i
可是聊天對象,即是Martin也秒速回覆了我:346Please respect copyright.PENANA8IcwGP0C0o
「我喺到睇緊電緊啊,琪琪豬」346Please respect copyright.PENANAmHuv918LJW
媽啊!誰是你的「琪琪豬」了!346Please respect copyright.PENANAQWOsbIrgnR
我真的沒有這個勇氣再繼續與他聊下去了……346Please respect copyright.PENANAmnqCqwqu28
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我龔欣琪與男生交往無數,並從他們身上獲取數之不盡的利益便宜。346Please respect copyright.PENANArFBau6C1SX
雖然看似我是一個專玩弄感情的婊子一樣,不過那些前任我都算是曾經真心喜歡過他們,那怕只有一秒鐘也好。346Please respect copyright.PENANAubzhzdTVPP
然而,此刻這個正在與我互傳嘔心訊息的Martin,喜歡他零點一秒都嫌多。346Please respect copyright.PENANAkKBPDKVUzs
不,應該是說我今生都不會看上他一眼,更完全不會對他產生非份之想。346Please respect copyright.PENANA30zpo6oSad
若不是Mandy及 Alvin對我有恩,我不才會出手協助今次事件。346Please respect copyright.PENANAHjTe9JL5uM
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「叮—鈴—」346Please respect copyright.PENANAHctfcSGaQy
「琪琪豬做咩唔覆我啊?」346Please respect copyright.PENANAF3WCLy2XPo
「喺咪嬲咗我啊?」346Please respect copyright.PENANAKD4gadAHCa
「錫翻,呵翻」346Please respect copyright.PENANAWzsaGE4Utx
「快啲覆我啦」346Please respect copyright.PENANAwLEr8KrDMb
我只是閒置了一分鐘而已,那傢伙就已經不斷在向我傳送海量的詢問。346Please respect copyright.PENANAY4uR23OcSR
待事件完結後,我一定會把他扔到大西洋餵鯊魚。346Please respect copyright.PENANAFF6ahoKH9i
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但為何我與他會「發展」得如此迅速。346Please respect copyright.PENANA87fHhKN1tY
那就要回到大約半個月前,即是Mandy有求於我的一個星期後。346Please respect copyright.PENANA8FUi0dlkHS
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某天放學時,我站在了學校的庭園某個角落等待著某人的出現。346Please respect copyright.PENANA6fKTTTHMfO
而我正等待中的那個人,並不是我任何一個前度或是現任男友。346Please respect copyright.PENANAxnzqcEfa8N
雖然在一眾男友當中,某幾個或許都能協助我妥當完成這次的碟中諜計劃。346Please respect copyright.PENANArUfwHnsJTG
但Mandy吩咐過事情一定要保密,而那些前度現任似乎也不太可信了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAi98oRnGVpG
因此免於Alvin的計劃胎死腹中,我還是拜託了那個人為我收集情報。346Please respect copyright.PENANAakjPPQxGpS
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「Laura,唔好意思要你停。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAU0D60fylIw
然而,一說曹操,曹操就到了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAG6tGMNpsCT
這個正向我揮手的人,也是我初中的同班同學,有「狼」之稱的Fazer。346Please respect copyright.PENANA1MXrO7Fq0f
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「唔喺啊,等咗一陣咋嘛。」我隨即也向Fazer說道。346Please respect copyright.PENANAP3kTvVNBV2
而他便從斜孭袋裡拿出了一份對摺的文件,並交到我手上。346Please respect copyright.PENANAmCwhOJAUyP
「你要我幫手調查嘅資料喺哂到。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAHBk3bflxgM
「唔該你。」我接過文件時便與他道謝。346Please respect copyright.PENANAAUuV8Op6XA
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接著,Fazer也整理了一下自己的斜孭袋後再說:346Please respect copyright.PENANARV99dDDHdB
「舉手之勞,Alvin同Mandy出到聲,我一定會幫……啊,我仲有下一單委託要做,走先。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAqCsOSNJzE3
「嗯,唔阻你啦,Bye!」我馬上也向他揮手道別。346Please respect copyright.PENANAFOBzX6ErNY
而他也隨即急步離開了庭園。346Please respect copyright.PENANAeNhqMoCJoA
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為了對付Martin,要Fazer從百忙之中幫我找出這些資料,真是辛苦他了。346Please respect copyright.PENANACTFD059Xvj
日後有機會要一定要找上他與Mandy及Alvin等人來一個初中聚會才行。346Please respect copyright.PENANA6JYd32mEst
然而,說到了初中,其實此刻我手上的文件,也就是關於Martin,我另一位初中同學的所有個人資料。346Please respect copyright.PENANAxooKtdMbUL
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這份資料非常詳盡地列出了所有關於Martin的事項。346Please respect copyright.PENANAmgzRczjTNJ
包括他的身高體重、出生日期及地點、校內成績、校外活動等。346Please respect copyright.PENANA5RAIxMTZPq
但Fazer這傢伙竟然連Martin的父母工作職業都一併列出。346Please respect copyright.PENANAoUOzcSJO2L
他到底是如何做得到的……346Please respect copyright.PENANAESw5ii8qaX
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不過這不是重點,重點是我必須要確定,到底我能在Martin身上獲得甚麼的利益便益,才不會白白浪費我這一次的犧牲。346Please respect copyright.PENANACdzpCjMMyX
不過,正當我在看到了Martin父親的工作是「影音器材商店老闆」。346Please respect copyright.PENANAkWVuBydmnQ
大腦隨即靈機一動,想到了我都是時候要更換一下家中的影音設備了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAxbjAINvUd8
因為私下其實我都有在家中拍自己彈奏鋼琴的影片上傳到YouTube上。346Please respect copyright.PENANA6QIOf0rSpR
但是我最近也發現了負責收音的麥克風似乎出現了一點毛病,影響了整段錄音的音質。346Please respect copyright.PENANAS4MoOxAbNS
所以看來Martin這傢伙還有一丁點的利用價值呢。346Please respect copyright.PENANAXhBbsk3SvX
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於是在隔天午飯時候,我便按照了Fazer的資料提供。346Please respect copyright.PENANASxRjTkzu8p
在學校附近的一間快餐店找到了Martin的蹤影。346Please respect copyright.PENANA7JgvtDzS1c
然而,看著他隻身一人在餐廳裡孤苦伶仃地看著飯。346Please respect copyright.PENANALXAuTLr2ex
就發現他正如資料所說,在升上高中後,未能結交太多的朋友。346Please respect copyright.PENANAik7Nwxige9
或許同班的同學會對他避而遠之,都是因為他那糟糕的性格。346Please respect copyright.PENANAosN4FAIY6q
不過,只有他一個人的話,也有利於我去接近他。346Please respect copyright.PENANADiO9DQla6T
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雖然搭訕一事,對我來說簡直是易如反掌。346Please respect copyright.PENANAkxiyrdHEh2
男生通常被我隨便撒一下嬌,就會立即變得言聽計從。346Please respect copyright.PENANA5EtYph6GeW
不過昨晚我還是先在大腦中進行了上百次的模擬搭訕。346Please respect copyright.PENANAFOypLyUXgd
因為這次搭訕講求能在最短時間內接近對方,並使其御下心防,令對方相信自己是一伙。346Please respect copyright.PENANASzQN03Fwnn
然後就盡最大所能套出對方的全盤計劃及打算。346Please respect copyright.PENANAmVen3UxZIx
因此,其實我都特別挑選了數個方法,來試圖令Martin迷倒於我。346Please respect copyright.PENANAk5bgO2vmHi
當然色誘也是其中一個方法,不過希望這個方法不用派上用場就好了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAnyYSD5F8jC
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接下來,我也慢慢地走到了Martin的後方,並用著溫柔的語氣說:346Please respect copyright.PENANALQLdXWeEVl
「咦,呢個咪Martin!點解你會喺到嘅?」346Please respect copyright.PENANAQ6ZndoN2Wu
我先假扮此刻與他的相遇看似是一個偶然。346Please respect copyright.PENANARQMrUeJfRB
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「我平時都會嚟呢到食晏。」他很快就與我說道。346Please respect copyright.PENANAgG664EoGnB
這也代表我的搭訕計劃,第一步成功達成了。346Please respect copyright.PENANARribXNhnL2
接著就是把他帶到我的領域之內,從而使他對我產生興趣。346Please respect copyright.PENANAc6DFjzgqkr
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「喺咩,我平時嚟呢到都唔見你嘅,睇嚟我哋今日真喺好有……緣、份啦。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAzzQVEyS1xx
我刻意把「緣份」二字拖長來讀,目的是為了誘導他。346Please respect copyright.PENANA3kHdxv0utV
然而,我與他有緣個鬼!346Please respect copyright.PENANAC7DkRJYjif
要不是這是計劃的一部份,我根本就沒有興趣知道他會到那裡吃午飯。346Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ9Jhqo5o9
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「哇,睇嚟我哋真喺好有緣份啦!」而他都馬上雙眼發光似的看著我。346Please respect copyright.PENANAKvNvI5n7t3
看來正如Mandy覆述Alvin所說的一樣,Martin這個人非常渴求愛情。346Please respect copyright.PENANAt2HdTFEGQy
因此會經常做一些與星座及緣份有關的研究,希望能藉此能找到自己的另一半。346Please respect copyright.PENANA5CzSmOVhHt
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於是我便順勢再嬌嗔地說:「我哋初中同班已經好有緣,估唔到今日又會比我哋巧遇,睇嚟我哋嘅緣份仲未完。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAS94adG2Dc6
我、想、嘔……346Please respect copyright.PENANAO3nUlYQyCK
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隨後,我更輕輕地觸摸他的肩膀,再用温婉柔弱的語氣說:「哎呀,人哋有點肚餓添。」346Please respect copyright.PENANAqs9qrBDMAL
被我觸碰了的Martin馬上猶如觸電一樣,整個人從座位彈起身來。346Please respect copyright.PENANAZfPqGo2lvh
並隨即就向我露出了一個興奮的表情,並問道:「你想食咩啊?我買比你啊!」346Please respect copyright.PENANA58EHDal7C5
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我只是輕輕地碰一碰,他就如同發情了的小狗一樣,變得言聽計從,並毫不遮掩面上猥瑣的表情。346Please respect copyright.PENANAvlmEGwEtoD
到底他是多麼渴求與異性的接觸呢……346Please respect copyright.PENANAFUESEbmh8g
難怪Elaine也會對他畏懼三分,不,應該是畏懼「百」分才對。346Please respect copyright.PENANANcDOnMQeeD
然而說到底,我真的要與這一個人「交往」嗎。346Please respect copyright.PENANA9c34m7DPAK
我有選擇「不要」的選項嗎……346Please respect copyright.PENANAWsH7RLxyHP
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不過,自快餐店那天起,我都的確成功接近了Martin。346Please respect copyright.PENANAWo7qsPqeth
並很快就被他表白了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAhj57MqxW7c
過程被比想像中順暢及快速,令我意想不到,甚至是嚇了一跳。346Please respect copyright.PENANA3bAlmZaexN
到底是我的搭訕魅力成功吸引到他。346Please respect copyright.PENANAiXuFSSfHiC
還是他真的非常飢渴,很想與異性建立關係呢……346Please respect copyright.PENANAoSpoEwZlAX
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不過既然Alvin打算速戰速決。346Please respect copyright.PENANAuvKmYab8w5
所以這麼快就能與他結下關係,也不是甚麼壞事。346Please respect copyright.PENANAPpFveM1ba8
算是為了讓我能夠盡早脫離與Martin的關係。346Please respect copyright.PENANANJrHy7ksqD
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而過程中,我也在一邊向Martin套出計劃同時,一邊向Mandy報告。346Please respect copyright.PENANASNueR94muZ
但是,隨著時間的流逝,我也越來越討厭Martin這個人。346Please respect copyright.PENANAqUDeFMjZHl
因為他竟然在與我聊天時,提及了許多Mandy的壞話。346Please respect copyright.PENANAVWRUAquZtm
說甚麼Mandy眼光差、無腦,才會搭上Alvin。346Please respect copyright.PENANAzJx5RV456v
又取笑Mandy及Alvin的分手是因為她們二人都是傻子。346Please respect copyright.PENANAA4zPxvUST9
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我可以容忍他取笑Alvin。346Please respect copyright.PENANAf6QN1cyw4n
不過拿Mandy來開玩笑,我真的完全容忍不能。346Please respect copyright.PENANAz7DVDSWFnl
但此刻的我,還是只能繼續沉住氣假裝認同他。346Please respect copyright.PENANACsVfFdtauj
因為現在的我,都可不想把計劃搞垮。346Please respect copyright.PENANAkvrQntpu8A
希望能夠親眼看著這個說我知己壞話的人遭到報應的一刻。346Please respect copyright.PENANAzsWniT5sMm
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當然除了Alvin的反擊外,我都一樣會想辦法要令他跌到谷底,永不翻身。346Please respect copyright.PENANAz2A5LwLA6H
而這時候也就是我那些前度男友發揮作用的時候了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAjsNTrK4pWq
反正與都就快到達三個月的時限,我也是時候要換過一批男友。346Please respect copyright.PENANAW2uemec4zN
並可以順便被黑鍋扔到Martin身上,到時候肯定會有好戲看了。346Please respect copyright.PENANAzhvsdFeQ0U
單是幻想一下畫面,都已經令我感到無比興奮。346Please respect copyright.PENANApTM40XLESz
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待續……346Please respect copyright.PENANAd3K9ul24nC