過了First date後的當晚,Lia總是愛跟我分享生活小事。338Please respect copyright.PENANASELoeRqbEC
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自從我採用「女裝放第一,男裝放第二」的戰術之後,「喜歡」我的人果然顯著提升。338Please respect copyright.PENANAshFOFFcRMb
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配對數量方面,據我的非精密觀察,平均每個星期都有2-3個女生match上我;有時在高峰期,更可以在一天內match上2個女生。338Please respect copyright.PENANAYqdGjOKn2L
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有時心情好,我便會審視一下個人檔案,考慮換些照片。338Please respect copyright.PENANAwqkksoKtm8
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「哎呀!你的照片不符合規格。」正當我想追加一張性感泳衣照到Bumble時,它彈出了這句。338Please respect copyright.PENANADNEFdusiI3
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原來,Bumble只允許在沙灘或泳池場合拍攝的泳裝照;我的女裝三點式照片辣過火,結果被它的人工智能偵測出來而禁用。338Please respect copyright.PENANAHSkbfmsj7J
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趁著我回校上課的途中,我又Swipe了一大堆女生。338Please respect copyright.PENANAMZ7UFoZg43
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唔,這個女生也頗甜美,那是一張她頭載農夫帽、太陽眼鏡,身穿短衣短褲,正在與海洋公園內的一棵卡通版大樹合照,她還擁抱著那棵樹。338Please respect copyright.PENANApHpY2g7FQ3
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再按一下看下一張,是她和朋友在遊艇上的二人合照,穿著上賣一點性感,是很正常的背心。338Please respect copyright.PENANAp6hJjKoZEQ
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唔,就照樣右滑她吧!338Please respect copyright.PENANAPgJzkjNipB
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咦,配對成功了。338Please respect copyright.PENANAzyZlJ1QXSJ
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Elaine:you are interesting.338Please respect copyright.PENANAp1Z5r5yRPK
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我:你幾時去過OP?338Please respect copyright.PENANAqSBEAF9L3u
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Elaine:It's a year ago.338Please respect copyright.PENANAppbUDJuKaC
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對話就像是球場上的傳球和接球一樣,是配對之後必做的事。338Please respect copyright.PENANAYEGU9l3wgo
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我:你邊間U㗎?338Please respect copyright.PENANASSX5qxRZkW
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Elaine:CUHK338Please respect copyright.PENANAS0BW0rDCb6
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這個女生,也算是我遇到的奇人之一。338Please respect copyright.PENANAC7ncrH5s3M
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憑我主觀判斷,她明明是本地人;但在對話時,她總是假裝自己只懂英語,從來都不會以中文回覆。338Please respect copyright.PENANAWcPqNj5rkd
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Elaine:Why you have such nickname?338Please respect copyright.PENANAGaOMIa4LcK
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我:Coz I ff myself as a god.338Please respect copyright.PENANAM9AvF6nEs2
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Elaine:Wow, yo have so big ego.338Please respect copyright.PENANAbTt3oGNSvR
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既然她這麼愛裝成英語人士,那我唯有這樣吧⋯⋯338Please respect copyright.PENANABQIC6EOCV0
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我:Halloween gor yat yau mo hui Disney?338Please respect copyright.PENANAHGpkbEUeUu
(Halloween嗰日有冇去迪士尼?)338Please respect copyright.PENANABjrgyCyN9E