「你個宇智波鼬cos得超型囉!」這是來自其中一位女生,配對成功之後對我說的首句話。333Please respect copyright.PENANAcjeB1eJf3X
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基本上,女生跟我配對之後,她們的開場白80%都是評論著我的首張大頭照,也就是女裝樣子。333Please respect copyright.PENANAZX5J6iNlez
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不過總有一些例外就是,女生把焦點放在我的第二張相片——宇智波鼬cosplay。333Please respect copyright.PENANA5oACCiJFFD
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聊天就是隨緣,總有人是話題終結者,談過幾句之後,我便失去了認識的意欲;總有人是持續地引發我的興趣,使我很想深入認識究竟。333Please respect copyright.PENANAQU8RPKX7Y6
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Bumble的世界,可算是外籍人多,真有不少女生是居住在香港的外籍人士,我遇到的基本上都是歐美國籍。333Please respect copyright.PENANAqvnoEujJI6
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「I appreciate your Itachi cosplay!!!」Yuli。333Please respect copyright.PENANAoFB5CTv0GS
「Your cosplay is cool!!」333Please respect copyright.PENANAi0d0YT5o6S
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我配對上Yuli之後,又開展了一場對話。333Please respect copyright.PENANAq987XcdR4o
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Yuli的職業是一個銀行顧問,她是美國籍;但是我看她的照片,皮膚是黃的,個子也看似矮小,完全不像歐美血統的人。應該是僑民吧?333Please respect copyright.PENANAtmLy8ZOibK
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論顏值,樣子普普通通還可以,臉有點嬰兒胖,也蠻襯托著她矮小的身形。333Please respect copyright.PENANAhjvbLi1av0
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我:yep, did u aslo watch Boruto(博人傳)?333Please respect copyright.PENANA6SyBJGppa6
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Yuli:A little bit333Please respect copyright.PENANAB5BLIaIq64
Yuli:But I hate it.333Please respect copyright.PENANAU1lEt9jixf
Yuli:Naruto and Sasuke are weakened.333Please respect copyright.PENANAUHzi9e3n9d
(鳴佐被弱化)333Please respect copyright.PENANANuaqEJkguB
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(真正的英語人士,在日常聊天是使用更多的縮寫和更多informal language,例如you會寫成u、let me寫成lemme,為方便讀者閱讀和理解,我會盡量把這些縮寫還原和翻譯。)333Please respect copyright.PENANA2C7rMpU7UD
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使用交友app久了,總會摸到一些套路。這些套路包括聊天該聊甚麼內容。333Please respect copyright.PENANABlJkpqft54
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其實來來去去都是先來個開場白,開場白都不外乎圍繞著照片來說;見照片有貓談貓、有狗談狗、有蛋糕談蛋糕。自我介紹大可不必,因為都已經在個人檔案上寫好了出來,自己按進去看就可以,不用問。333Please respect copyright.PENANAoxtN3eYBLS
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聊完開場白之後,其次就是離不開個人興趣,接著的事其實大家都猜到,Yuli都是跟我聊火影忍者的劇情。333Please respect copyright.PENANASStcb2MJ1v
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論Yuli回覆信息的頻率,基本上都是一天兩三次。333Please respect copyright.PENANAt9vKF6Vswr
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「你呢,要去識多啲鬼妹,佢哋啱你啲!」我又不禁回想起那天在壽司店裡,Jason對我說的一番話。333Please respect copyright.PENANAxwCmoDvf8x
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嗯,也許我真的要試一試。人生總有很多個第一次。333Please respect copyright.PENANAKeTBMTk5O1
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我:hang out next Sun?333Please respect copyright.PENANAgvRhwPMxTM
(星期日要出來嗎?)333Please respect copyright.PENANAAweWAOPmvf
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聊了一個星期,又是該約見面的時候。333Please respect copyright.PENANAFYM9IAAkgL
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說真的,自從我初嘗約會,約見過Lia之後,我就比以前更大膽去約女生出來見面。333Please respect copyright.PENANAym3JVVixWP
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人的膽子就是鍛煉出來,第一次做事,可能又驚又喜,把它當成大白象工程一樣;但之後習慣了,就不再當它是怎一回事。333Please respect copyright.PENANArYqR2rwE6s
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幾個月前,初嘗交友app,在下載之後的那一刻,心情又驚又喜,完全不知道該怎樣把網上的女生約出來;但是現在,經過了第一次、第二次、甚至更多次,我已經摸出一點點的公式。333Please respect copyright.PENANAmc3Zd886tn
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Yuli:yep, where u want?333Please respect copyright.PENANANLqG5aVXok