如果你是A0,或者應該說,戀愛經驗少的話,就該甚麼都要嘗試一下。359Please respect copyright.PENANAOKv1e11KHn
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對很多這類人來講,過份自信或自卑並不是主要弊病;不知自己實力,然後越級挑戰,想像自己能成功和男神/女神在一起,這也不是主要弊病;真正的弊病是:對愛情抱有不切實際幻想。359Please respect copyright.PENANAezTFRqbDvq
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美男美女人人都愛,即使你越級挑戰追他們,我也大可稱讚你志向遠大;但如果你不懂得分析當前形勢,不了解自己當前的實力,那你就像一個頭腦簡單的將士一樣,只會傻傻的亂衝。如果你不懂甚麼叫做「腳踏實地」,那一切都是空談。359Please respect copyright.PENANA4pGmrFyKrs
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更多的時候,「喜歡美男美女」這種審美觀都是主流社會給你的,而不是真正發自你內心的。這就我們經常看見在各種媒體上,捧吹XX考試成績好,考進XX大學醫學院,然後直接把這件事跟前途光明劃上等號;但現在的重點是:別人考上了醫科,也意味著你也適合讀醫科嗎?甚至,你真的有這樣的能力嗎?359Please respect copyright.PENANA4ozYRlcdAb
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重點是:你配得起美男美女嗎?359Please respect copyright.PENANAu0gXHeE7ds
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戀愛像讀書一樣,只有真正接觸、了解過不同的人事物,才會真正知道自己想要甚麼,或者是適合甚麼。更多的時候,人所想像的,和真正接觸的,都有極大的期待落差。359Please respect copyright.PENANAvcVFzjJ8ic
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在交友app上,基本上樣子不是太差的女生,我都照樣swipe right(10分來講有最少4分都接受)。「有殺錯,冇放過」的原則,不但是為了增加配對成功的機會;而且能夠使自己增加機會,去接觸不同類型的女生。359Please respect copyright.PENANAXBUegZxd1Z
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「阿浩,今晚就ball night啦,你冇皮鞋咩?」在宿舍大堂,我遇到相熟的同學。359Please respect copyright.PENANALj1Yhbk6WS
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12月下旬,UST的一些學生會組織會陸續舉辦聯校ball night,而且都兼具聖誕節的氣氛。每逢ball night,大家都必定盛裝打扮,男生就離不開恤衫西褲、女生更加離不開濃妝豔抹的打扮,就有點像結婚/謝師宴這種隆重場面;而今晚多數人是為了結識異性,或者是其他大學的朋友。359Please respect copyright.PENANAjj2Q56OI3u
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我好不容易才從衣櫃裡,找出一套幾乎塵封的西裝,準備今晚的舞會,聽說在這裡有機會出pool啊。老實說,我也很久沒穿過西裝了。359Please respect copyright.PENANA4Rn4n5VeyA
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「有呀,只不過我陣間先換。」阿浩回道。359Please respect copyright.PENANAu1laAV53Lk
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我:你覺得邊間U嘅女高汁啲?359Please respect copyright.PENANAdG5RDV0wFR
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阿浩:唔⋯⋯除咗UST之外基本上間間U都咁上下。359Please respect copyright.PENANA4EUguOFrAw
阿浩:你知啦,UST,棍多,尤其是Engine嗰啲女,一係就腐女,一係就高汁女359Please respect copyright.PENANAwr6DYSV3h9
阿浩:但呢度啲靚嘅,基本上都有晒仔359Please respect copyright.PENANAFXfKRKnxqE
阿浩:如果你識到其他U嘅女都介紹俾我啊!359Please respect copyright.PENANAtsAI7W8Uug
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聽完這堆話,直覺裡,我就是想起交友app裡的人;畢竟,我也配對上一些中大和浸大的女生。359Please respect copyright.PENANACwQOsVZv3V
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「你又真係match到幾多女啵!」359Please respect copyright.PENANAwJTDUiIOLS
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阿浩從我的手機裡翻著Bumble,他看了一看我的對話箱,充滿了一欄欄我和不同已成功配對女生的對話,不禁說出羨慕的話來。359Please respect copyright.PENANAWEHsO4eUex
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我:都係靠profile包裝得好啫!你都見到啦,最重要係第一張相,我係女裝放第一,再加男裝放第二就攪掂。359Please respect copyright.PENANAPiRboO64dC
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阿浩:唔⋯⋯女仔對偽娘通常有兩極反應嘅,一係就非常之鍾意,一係就非常之接受唔到。359Please respect copyright.PENANAriMpn9Bdf6
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阿浩低著頭滑我的手機,又好奇地按進其中一個對話箱,看見我如此奇怪的開場白:你真係150cm都冇?359Please respect copyright.PENANASnBTNGxvgG
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「笑左。」他不禁捂住嘴巴忍笑。359Please respect copyright.PENANAHYJdfVmxUg
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阿浩:唔怪之得呢個女仔對你已讀不回啦。359Please respect copyright.PENANAl2SW4vBZbq
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基本上,我的開場白都是為每個match得來的女生量身定做,整體來講至少都能夠持續十回合的聊天。所以當時,我就是看見她在profile上,寫著自己只有146cm,就直接拋下這句。人總有犯錯的時候。這種錯誤,真的能使對方直接已讀不回。359Please respect copyright.PENANAFadZY51WYY
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我和阿浩二人在宿舍房裡,他仍手執我的手機,在Bumble上看著不同類型的女生,左掃右滑。359Please respect copyright.PENANAr0czsO3TwD
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阿浩:CU呢個女仔又幾正啵。359Please respect copyright.PENANAfy5qISefax
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我:但約唔到出嚟嘛。359Please respect copyright.PENANA3BnwrQ6kXQ
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阿浩:以我所知,所謂嘅女朋友feel,係由呢兩種定義組合而成嘅。359Please respect copyright.PENANAzOuAhOGh7W
阿浩:阿浩::一,係講你有冇一種想同佢傾嘅feel;二,係講你有冇一種想同佢屌嘅feel。359Please respect copyright.PENANAd25CJrjKmr
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我:oh, really?359Please respect copyright.PENANAMBdQhmGOPr
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我和阿浩坐在床上,就是一起看Bumble上女生,不停地在我的帳戶上,對女生左掃右滑,他也分享著自己的審美觀。359Please respect copyright.PENANAGi8kux45Q5
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阿浩:呢個女仔都唔差,要唔要?359Please respect copyright.PENANAaxqcG0oxRm
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我:swipe right啦,有殺錯冇放過嘛!359Please respect copyright.PENANAVI2XxIlAFJ
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「呢個要唔要?」359Please respect copyright.PENANAXJT3JsouHS
「skip 啦,太肥。」359Please respect copyright.PENANA11WlkBM4i3
「呢個呢?」359Please respect copyright.PENANAfQ9TjZ10gq
「唔⋯⋯都傾得嘅。」359Please respect copyright.PENANA9diGKjU6z8
「呢個?」359Please respect copyright.PENANAlflvXr5o98
「啱呀,又傾得又屌得。」359Please respect copyright.PENANAXiOe0tqklg
「好,就要埋!」359Please respect copyright.PENANAlJmTeKtJUi
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在這幾十個女生之中,MK的,都有;還有一些女生,不穿衣服,還不敢露面的都有。有的女生還真的懂得耍這招:寧可故意上載十張側面照,就是不願上載一張五官清晰的正面照。如果是入世未深的男孩子,他們下體很易被這類女生玩弄得神魂顛倒。359Please respect copyright.PENANARcfQEfHpv0
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不過這些通通都被我排除掉了。359Please respect copyright.PENANAefhEb13BuY
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「咦,呢個女仔我想要呀!」359Please respect copyright.PENANAx8BwyffvnZ
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我:阿浩,你鍾意呢一type?359Please respect copyright.PENANAbUFoZ2Jrnq
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阿浩:係呀,你幫我swipe right。359Please respect copyright.PENANANVkbZTqUkQ
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相片裡的女生,20歲,她穿上具有台灣特色校服的人,都是純白色的T-shirt搭上純白色的百摺裙,有一頭及肩的黑髮。看照片大嘅160cm高,背景像是公園。359Please respect copyright.PENANAhShdGnyse4
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畢竟阿浩是台灣人,他是來HKUST諗書,也偶爾想認識一些非本地生。於是,我嘗試幫助他留下這個女生的聯絡。359Please respect copyright.PENANAg6KQQUtznf
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當然,從我使用交友app的經驗告訴我:這個女生對我swipe的機會也是渺茫。男生玩交友app,通常都要每swipe right 100個才遇到一個配對。359Please respect copyright.PENANA5so08fibGr
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阿浩:六點喇,夠鍾走喇!出pool請食飯。359Please respect copyright.PENANAb1wrZJlkGr
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我:大家咁話!359Please respect copyright.PENANAjDXInXbNnw
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說畢,我們出發。359Please respect copyright.PENANAFakJcxlx4W
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