上集講到屎忽佢突然響肶罅抆左張紙出黎。418Please respect copyright.PENANAtlCrQkyQRw
我隊隻手過去接左過黎睇,但係…
「屌你!臭既!」我大嗌。418Please respect copyright.PENANAj1yHYFb3h2
「唔係呀,你睇下,我黎架!」屎忽佢咁講。418Please respect copyright.PENANAlqkB7dA1vP
我再望一望張紙…418Please respect copyright.PENANAs3s0fmYEle
「你黎!?邊忽似呀?」我問。418Please respect copyright.PENANAN8luaVWsAc
「屎忽。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAvWMgrPFOtz
「咁你解釋下啦,不過唔好咁埋我度。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAtIoZEddU8F
我想鬧佢,但係太臭,我唯有咁講,順便隊返張臭紙俾佢。418Please respect copyright.PENANAfl9cMdGBbd
「呢張係通緝令,下面果個係一個金額,當時通緝我果陣係呢個價,但係已經變晒,我想講既係,呢度每一個人都有一個被通緝既價,而今日既你,係價值兩個高登膠幣既價,即係二萬億。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAbu4Qp2fhWf
「二…二萬億!?」我嚇到呆呆地。418Please respect copyright.PENANA2eqJ49JgUm
「冇錯,加埋你有既兩個膠幣,你而家正確黎講係值四萬億。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAKSKwsdEGtR
「吓!?咁…咁有錢又點呀?」我口都窒埋。418Please respect copyright.PENANAHg9uTceks3
「要離開呢個森林,就需要有十個膠幣,即係現值十萬億。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAgEEYhFqzYh
「咁…咁交俾邊個呀?」我再問。418Please respect copyright.PENANA78rtEraEfd
「我淨係知道個遊戲係咁玩,相信係當你有十萬億果陣,就會有人黎帶你走。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAok8eChvsy7
「咁…張通緝令邊個發出黎架?」418Please respect copyright.PENANA715hqtW10Z
「唔知,不過相信就係帶我地黎呢個森林既人。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAxgC9tnata8
之後我沈思左一陣。418Please respect copyright.PENANAk7KL5lG6eX
「點呀?仲有冇野要問我?」屎忽問我。418Please respect copyright.PENANAoveiVPnP0z
「咁…點解你…唔出手殺我呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAH208EcVQ8v
「哈哈哈,好問題,你好彩囉。首先,你身邊個小強係高手中既高手,我唔夠佢打,另一樣,係更加令我唔會殺你住既野,因為我女人。」418Please respect copyright.PENANALiVjQLtTDJ
「你女人!?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAJBUmhsHgmm
「記唔記得你響邊度搵到我呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAeBO15zzfkZ
「森林囉。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAVvHnYfVbda
「當時我係飲左好多酒,醉到暈左,因為…418Please respect copyright.PENANAGy1dKQJsiw
我掛住佢。」418Please respect copyright.PENANACzoJ252lix
「佢!?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAeqE2P2QdcH
「記唔記得我講過咩呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAcpI4qs41AD
「好似係…咩咩咩記得D咩就叫聲契爺咁。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA0rDZ31V7cn
「冇錯,係…418Please respect copyright.PENANAt0u0herwxg
下一年既今日仲有人記得邊個係林潔瑜既話,我就叫聲佢做契爺呀呀呀!」418Please respect copyright.PENANAUodmVocEYw
「咁即係點呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAyAqMWzpJQb
「我女人個名就係叫做林潔瑜,呢張係佢既相。」 418Please respect copyright.PENANAFWjsDbAmV9
佢又響肶罅抆左張相出黎俾我睇,不過今次我精,我響佢手上面睇就算。418Please respect copyright.PENANALdxmZaqlM0
「咁濛既?」我問。418Please respect copyright.PENANAdvnGQ0N5Eq
「係我偷影佢既。」屎忽佢答。418Please respect copyright.PENANAK2PO1TyNS0
「佢係…你愛既人?定係你只係暗戀人地呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAPPsQct3MVh
「我承認,係我暗戀佢,但係佢係知道我存在架,真係知架!佢…我仲向佢表白過,佢當時仲話『下一年既今日,如果你仲記得塵世間有個女子叫做林潔瑜既話,我或許會考慮下你』。但係呢件事已經係兩年前既事,我呢一年都…都搵唔到佢,甚至連少少消息都冇。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAFkmWP332rI
「真係估唔到屎忽你會係D為女死為女亡既人噃。」我搭左一下佢既膊頭。418Please respect copyright.PENANAfg4CybFJ4Q
「所以你放心,我未搵到潔瑜佢之前,我係唔會殺你既,我根本就冇心離開呢個森林。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAF0pI5X4f00
「咁如果佢離開左或者你搵到佢呢?你真係會殺我?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAYKgH4Gywkb
「以我所知,到現時為止,冇一個人離開過呢個森林。況且,我都係咁講啫,我相信如果我真係搵到潔瑜佢之後,開心都黎唔切啦,仲邊得閒諗殺唔殺你丫。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA1PZtSH20S9
「咁好啦,我明白晒喇,你就發返個好夢,最少可以響夢裡面享受下同佢一齊既時光丫。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAq5uV2pWaAB
「係啦,不過尋晚唔知點解,發惡夢喎,我夢見潔瑜佢變左個火山級暗瘡大肥婆。」418Please respect copyright.PENANA66q0m87wh5
我驚有肥婆聽到,所以都係早走早著…418Please respect copyright.PENANAwwCo8HV9NL
之後,我離開左屎忽個房,仲諗住向下一個房進發…418Please respect copyright.PENANALZYGoh21hD
我想去問下百變怪佢,我覺得佢瞞住我既野,比起屎忽仲要多。418Please respect copyright.PENANADomO5KgjRJ
(咯咯咯 ~) 我敲門。418Please respect copyright.PENANAHGfp9rFVve
(嘰 ~) 不過我冇開門,道門係另一個人開既。418Please respect copyright.PENANAQWQebFHSCi
「知你會黎搵我啦。點呀?」係百變怪行左出黎。418Please respect copyright.PENANATIMpE3IQCn
「你點知架?」418Please respect copyright.PENANApU6dQNhrlX
「希望再明天丫嘛。」418Please respect copyright.PENANApfqloZcsH5
「九唔搭八。入房先講丫。」418Please respect copyright.PENANAhIKwKQXUJh
之後我地兩個閂埋房門密密斟…418Please respect copyright.PENANAu7vJc1UcDf
「你係咪有野隱瞞我呀?」我斬釘截鐵咁問。418Please respect copyright.PENANAnN44oMkTKL
「吓!?你點知我頭先去左偷睇惠那佢沖涼架?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAAH6S7QgdeT
「唔係呢樣呀…吓!你講多次!你夠敢講多次!」我一路揈佢一路講。418Please respect copyright.PENANAQnkRnJggAW
「唔敢喇,唔敢喇,最多下次唔講,淨係睇啦。」418Please respect copyright.PENANADFaaingL83
之後我忍唔住手,求其濕左佢七七八十九搥隻左眼…418Please respect copyright.PENANA1AfDAjIW3h
再踢左佢三得個三,三百幾腳隻右眼…418Please respect copyright.PENANAFdCNE88xOZ
「以後仲敢唔敢偷睇你阿嫂,我條女?」我問佢。418Please respect copyright.PENANADD37L3evEp
「吓,邊個係你條女呀?」418Please respect copyright.PENANAL5U3KEgN0w
突然回應我既並唔係百變怪,而係一把女聲,但當時我仲以為係百變怪。418Please respect copyright.PENANADg5XaNTCcY
點知…418Please respect copyright.PENANAQfB16bl8hO
「清秋院惠那囉,仲問。」我大大聲咁回應呢把聲。418Please respect copyright.PENANA9YbMSxTXi2
原來我打打下佢唔小心踢開左道門,仲咁岩…418Please respect copyright.PENANAGVMb73MM5y
惠那佢沖完涼行過呢個門口。418Please respect copyright.PENANAhGSyB42LFa