「哼，總算有人識貨。」火雞咁講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEUSK8999c
「唔好意思呀，小羊囡囡貪玩噤錯機關，攪到而家咁添。」堡主講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAToirDRtV
「呢幾集攪到我地好似茄呢啡咁，一句對白都冇。」兩條日本佬。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00LmYbjS7e
「所以就夾硬講返句呀可？嘻嘻，恭喜你呀，子銘哥哥。」惠那講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTFeA6z2SO
「多謝。堡主，你都唔使介意啦，而家多隻寵物都好既，哈哈哈。不過…話時話，點解你屋企地庫會有隻咁既騎呢野既？」我傻笑。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfRKBytsYw
「寵物！？騎呢野！？車！你俾到每餐八十碗飯我，我叫你老豆都冇所謂。」火雞咁講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpmavD3EZC
「我都唔知呀，佢就好似D燕子築巢咁，都冇理我就霸左我個地庫，我見佢識得發熱，咪當佢係發熱器囉，呢幾個冬天都真係要多謝佢呀。」堡主回應我。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzpkJOMBFD
「車！」火雞。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzZkOTL3nE
「但係帶咁多野上路，好似始終唔係咁方便。」百變怪咁講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzMvQaEzrz
「咩「野」呀？我地人黎架！」兩條日本佬。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO6ht7COos
「收皮啦！冇興趣講你地呀，我講隻火雞。」百變怪再講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TSTSAOELc
「咁我呢？」惠那問。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x86UOWhPR
「你係慰安用既，唔使咁擔心。」百變怪氹惠那。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HcaaKo0SA
「主人你叫我做火雞，咁我就叫你雞農啦。雞農！你有冇體臭架？」火雞問我。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgj7xTPNRd
「睇下邊個部位啦。」我回應。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqjqmVKVej
「算喇，段估手腕唔會發臭呱，我就變做你隻手錶啦，有咩事就Call我啦。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8lzWxdNPP
「哦。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQHTFfqlpy
佢一講完就變成左隻手錶，仲黐左響我手腕上面。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRHkFsQ5I7
「咁好喇，既然呢邊根本冇咩比賽，睇黎我地都要返去搵方丈算帳。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tvHzZ3STA
「喂，不如賞個相，賀埋我大壽先啦。」堡主講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfK9rrdcRA
「都好丫，小姬姐姐，PatPat哥哥，賭J哥哥佢地都未到。」惠那。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVtTlC8qxD
「PatPat哥哥！？」「賭J哥哥！？」日本佬二人組。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQBOBbnb9x
惠那其實講緊屎忽同賭撚。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMhfUEbASV
「惠那講野有時真係有點過份扮野。不過點都好啦，我地返上去先啦。」百變怪。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtTir8h0MP
… (返上去)415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmjm5Ln66b
點知我地一返到上去…415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEphM2V2J1u
就有兩個人出現左…415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYcuOEPhn3
一個坐響度好舒服咁，一個企響佢後面…415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9gSJtdNNf
兩條友一睇就知係奸角。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkfba8G6nC
「堡主，別來無恙丫嘛？」坐響度果個問。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ908OpWtlyB
「各鹹城城主，丁原老先生，乜咁錯蕩呀？咁早就黎到喇？」堡主回應佢。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSL5RfrfDs
當時我地班人同呢兩條友大約仲有十幾米距離左右。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo42ndMWuae
「邊個黎架？」我問其他人。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8Pv2ChnM5
「各鹹城，全名係各有各鹹濕之城，係鬼域既其中一個地帶，丁原老野就係果度既主人。」立花_宗茂。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6yx04SQun
「咁佢旁邊果個呢？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKpBu4JnF1
「屌你丫，佢叫九鳥天天師，係各鹹城第一淫棍，即係國師級既人物。」歸藏。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OWOR2CvH7
「國師！？又真係幾似噃。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQjd5ceJea
「係呀，聽講有人放風，話呢邊有比賽喎，我仲以為係你生日酒前既噱頭添。」丁原回應堡主。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuMHjASgyQ
「你契仔呢？」堡主問。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOKliBj2s5
「你講阿布呀？佢同人打緊交。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmt6Y3hPmh
「佢契仔又乜水呀？」我問小羊兒佢地。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9nwM8Y49H
「三家性奴，呂阿布哥哥。」小羊兒講。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUFS6d575O
「三家性奴！？邊三家人咁賤呀？」我問。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2BSCXxmNG
「爸爸叫我唔好問，大個就會知喎，所以我都唔知。」小羊兒回應。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKRoUEcTjJ
「咁…佢好好打架？」我再問。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWsDsUsu7l
「呂阿布哥哥手執方天畫筆，最鍾意騎住佢隻赤馬兔周圍撩人打交…」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxMENzSMGk
「吓！？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqwAOD1hji
我本來好驚訝，點知小羊兒佢突然隊個頭埋黎我度細細聲講︰415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2310fDxyD
「再講個秘密俾你知丫，其實呂阿布哥哥係白痴架。」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG2NYXzUeN
… (我唔知做咩反應好，維持兩秒)415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ilxWZNS8t
「咁…果邊條友又話佢同人打緊交？白痴都可以打得咩？」我反應到就問。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Zx1mFFdCs
「佢白痴啫，但係真係好好打架。」小羊兒回應。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFTDv320zS
「吓！？」415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiYcpVIKRf
… (我同小羊兒對話完結)415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqI5VDtVb9
「佢響邊度同人打緊交呀？同咩人打呀？」堡主問丁原。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuMjufnxQL
「你屋企門口喳嘛。」丁原奸角回應。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdCUXHCBW1
「咪住先，會唔會係屎忽佢地呀？」我擔心起黎，立即就衝出門口…415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Zyx5PNLf
仲俾我見到… 415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc62HGrLxW
呂阿布同佢隻赤馬兔既樣。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVlFJlbyvo
結果…415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7rkFNf0ER
一個係Q版呂布，一隻係俾BB玩既彈彈馬黎。415Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiYJBSoXPc
