「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvnyhjSvJN
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6iLTGjBzo
「佢追殺我呀！」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtT4a0I4xh
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGs2OLHnCs
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjYgNROdrq
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxFrU5Wq3c
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbV4z2C2K9
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8spp6A3tq
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM9wNlNoac
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNu84piVsS
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwddY3gWIvr
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDUTARH5Pp
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjMUwVRhfU
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURl9F2MNLL
「哼，猥瑣。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vinP6FCJr
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbae89iqnwy
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpXdh0wa7g
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmXIt8S8nS
「咁打雞呢？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrPZtpkIZY
「都未打過啫。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxSy89KSsq
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4knP1btft
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bOI4z4S0o
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2OdMbQV99
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G1lsG1Eut
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvuSBlF7cB
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeruRao2b41
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4EGBmsgND
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRzKJu5DPb
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWecNiFmso
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHi4Qm8O8M
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzjYORZFUM
「我問侍女呀。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc1DV7gYuJ
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgyiZio1id
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTAscIUouT
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt91vjRv0Qd
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX73KRMrDa
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3wDMGqsuh
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWbolrQEnP
「係呀，有男仔約！」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EiuuOQSuO
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVMXq4yucz
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciX8KDXzzv
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYNW7zI4HQ
佢及頭。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQF7tID8mOf
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44ujU5trK7
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bbGh7JheM
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqSLtPuQOH
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBAK0hh24A
「咁我呢？你都照打？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifI8tWBwcK
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlUbzFPJ7B
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWOH1HUN5U
「哈哈，好呀。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzr8fjhPyV
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nk93oei2Y
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx4134eV6W
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZRVoCMQz0
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc1eMLszE9
「你講真架？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt8BgkwMQg
「假架！前面果句。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRIVbnEqms
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMbMxaBo8r
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ATEQaJDEY
我地好快上左車…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XvoTakDeK
響車上面…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZLLqM6HCE
侍女咁問︰474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobf9ahF8jP
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVNBwxvoE1
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UwwvMLszl
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEJJdWlxCJ
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKfXNE7vAO
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXe12s0BwJ
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHmYMrmR8V
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 474Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wj2ft5Rjt
