火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvJtrUsTec
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRVTmN0pTk
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qbcM1hmWV
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhOsQs0kvK
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsIHHBNw6v
所以我咁回應︰636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODVsSakScc
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLT3iuwvPfm
不過我知衰…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVpdX15mwR
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuntCEjHI4
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTto9lPX7bU
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm3gOywGBO
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtbEgnVe6V
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE5L4QnVVd
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9l2E1IeDOF
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO1PexAbRX
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBg30Yq9BAw
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y56WuUzIh
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhtCunS16D
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv7MC1r4H6
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VtKW5W2Wm
「唔信！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiJgsiWOtj
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyvgppXdDT
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwFTH7E5Fz
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUAVIssD1O
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZGofwTOZe
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTnBYjysLq
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMfgbugDXd
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YOc4l5Rsi
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy89IHU6T4
「我唔講人是非架喎。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vc0atgwcS
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8roZ4JLsWi
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5l8gyPMQg
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qA9x0QGfM
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLLA1AoqDX
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRiAKtOpjF
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLUVrlQu2P5
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAWkU0hXC0
「係呀，一陣再玩。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmyAq5jqKz
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9vRzRKFfG
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdArAXramB
而響呢個時候…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUeq82XO2D
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYqv700SZb
「死人？有人死左？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XVJus2WId
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8PZht0AqH
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8O050GuUXJ
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJZZoqMlMK
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerxQcQ6lKa
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDysFXjSHq
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPaXTOwpwi
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkjHQldMi3
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6n6UUAyWH
點知…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGghEezHDEj
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTlorpBuce
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQNqRGgvHS
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkDkF6mP4mT
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGDZeFuuSg
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF7o2ypIli
既麻甩佬！？636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSe3l6muLm
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5llu4OSVGl
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bJoej6iH9
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf88tYG68d
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmomp2t0mtv
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6JR6HwgF2
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKGsx1YnXX
「做乜呀？」我問。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu30fNMUMw
「你露丁呀！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmndPJ9MkNW
「邊個李路丁呀？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQghfWTnyHT
「你下面呀！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEArPt7l9o4
「邊個李夏面呀？」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86WWAGvARs
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJGLQ0vqTP
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86tvwOIYWk
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。636Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaY3lYcE6J
