火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFhN0qm003
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK5hDUMetC
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoxnqxwhP7y
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yyBMZLj81
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUIeJAXTwe
所以我咁回應︰650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH4IXiZsvP
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jMXcghq72
不過我知衰…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdEsGu41hM
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQbokH7oHO
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xiWGQanJT
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiaMBZdqKN
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfidvuZOols
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNORrjXAhKE
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx6wvt9sd9
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6hfrIE57j
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhjJA18LPZ
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu4y4GZaDU
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27OtxysNnA
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt7cCPQrup
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPsMKJdqx4
「唔信！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Xfe4Np9qB
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKbaqzu6dr
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUPPMhcGH3
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNr7PxAIyc
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaSgI6P2e4
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkxt2XjhtQ
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJvXbhk5CC
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnMEyl0pqe
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF1zFUy1Zg
「我唔講人是非架喎。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhHxjy73Jj
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pihDWzPpK
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiq3A9n5FA
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKUCunLuNp
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsHUv6qy0x
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCL95KAZ8q
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1Q2sePMVk
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPA7JZxnKi
「係呀，一陣再玩。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSUhIu7W0L
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucCT43wPwO
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktVAQAH3XA
而響呢個時候…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxE3IcdyDn
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ghCtJH7td
「死人？有人死左？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulOc0RP3CN
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKRQVv4XKB
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHOGC9fuyH
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSLDdgynfv
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFMSYRAHBu
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCxLExJonl
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6Th61XK5x
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKJwHouUeO
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9GeOpQE9c
點知…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlowrt08R95
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D1ohmvQyH
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrlwDNovUM
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ5uMHR622
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyFGapJwEU
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpfFlG3c7k
既麻甩佬！？650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tO3q1a8T4
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicDsR3Kiic
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPQQD54tg2
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqQwwDepkA
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOm0iFkIphf
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnylmQ18v4
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGff01PkNh6
「做乜呀？」我問。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LalOq628Y
「你露丁呀！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKvgmCjV0O
「邊個李路丁呀？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNP54rBWk2
「你下面呀！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYGwTDk7Q8
「邊個李夏面呀？」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4182r15sMf
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzdvx0iM22
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl48qIU6G3
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。650Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZSdor9Xmy
