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「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1bN3NhYNk
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大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWXW2UaxKk
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「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPkAED46Xf
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堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoSBi8lJtN
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「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpY3HKJPdb
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkTrGqPhbP
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczy7lKJXqN
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「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK6ZEPuIqZ
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7r9Wd9zNG
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgXUik89CW
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPz9OHXLwq
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。403Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sLjZhHEgc
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