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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoFO21Pwdh
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1JdgZoXUo
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「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxFXA3E2ce
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「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns4iKlynEc
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡua45Yk9mZD
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsliTg96ozZ
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8duiMb5Hac
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ764edIhBx
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「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLrnRwiwrI
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3bUoumg9Z
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPx7dT3FNIw
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eaf0o9W93
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbu2KgXzwT
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlFdkgNFIP
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgucWXBQ6qP
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaWpR7Tofk
連我都呆左。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE8XiyNnIQ
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0TK9pNgoj
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZ7RCC5CHb
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtni74hUV5s
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLN5A5mcvD
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxdHCqWPbl
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwaeX4DUPl
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qgPk85dLW
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wAdsIRZEN
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl9o0PKop4
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX9zWyI5CQ
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrIQYAoRYS
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxveXdpaxCC
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXamoMhiH6a
「小心呀！契弟！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjngx4ezKKS
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rtgT3fIL0
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zwWRDEUV9
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我既怒火已經到左極限…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OuJ4vqF2f
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXwidmG4rZ
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPXgOkaa9B
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRRdYdnNtD
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWoGmZV2lF
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGen0kPsGv
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaN6Dt5zNL
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQNjpg39b8
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn3xi1VnnB
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWglomcdcmI
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCfVFbYjsX
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqJUbMttTv
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYMrCfFCAC
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLatN0fmDhD
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsnl4AQEIW
