傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DNqxycpqm
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYWxY4PbDP
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdWkonZW42
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkceCDf3mSy
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1R8zwFinv
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7BU06CUUW
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbmTPFay43
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJRfhtaj8h
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZjLU62DmF
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qem3GONRt
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9RdACxU2M
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5UFKc1wdv
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SbUjqQvX0
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZgpcY8qnI
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC3RsFUrHQ
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcpY25DBOY
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06EaX9QaSC
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFznM7TNajs
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnBlLJvWqX
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqp4J5CHPh
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMAi699l8a
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpPAT8TpQp
第一式，掃理老墓406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrVOu3tpmw
第二式，掃溝里興406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoz5k6Nxwg
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38V74jxBl2
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAe5lJur15
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwGS8ySxbJ
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrA9SDNV1tq
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLCawIJOd4
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrcQckHlhf
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug4mWKkGuG
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6EKY8DOUF
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolnrjEg0HT
我可以肯定左一樣野...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGo7Rs5dFyD
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqu3DcFGDU
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4qj0UWiCY
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZZI3Ij1nt
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJES5k5uCZb
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhILzvKmh6U
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5OD3XKfrt
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMigviUpnj
（啪啪啪～)406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGx4H1WsPb
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7S8NAJBb0
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNeFdpogvaW
「做乜你響度既？」我問。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6DMg8F3CR
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OfHbBoqos
「哼。」師父。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTsTYyHj7v
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HMKYWJqH7
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHjHx28kRz
「余小欣！？」我問。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrynsTAv7A
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rwlYfzACx
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nT9FmDaEm
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRX8BXvpuk
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRTRRqORMY
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNOi91AHcU
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRUZqGeENb
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfNDEiqz3i
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8TWCHfSeK
「OK，出發！」406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrguVjAndEZ
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjZxAFHUfE
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQaI18x4t8
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 406Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGaj3Ys4Dx2
