傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2hYp9KaMz
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN07UBl0xD
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIa9tjMMjRW
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仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLrifQ4Qf5
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPeHrKlRA9
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGrNWcdrAf
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB5uyVxoDW
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tpFXnedPT
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwDjS6rl1c
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVODW1Ym3L9
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnK2Z739KV
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCJFs8kgFo
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSwCOiu73a
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJBozTNHjy
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJyioQAEcl
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwfLR9fF9e
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之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEHE7kaGxb
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUYwce8ejA
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns6a8pll6U
第一式，掃理老墓436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFftBJymNY
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第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sWd0WMcLq
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSrJMXk7j4
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWFpRP5Itu
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qMEP5zF0s
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8cZeWc5gi
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFaA0hPPax
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvXHFZUWTs
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmCxzssZPe
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzfwHvfvjf
我可以肯定左一樣野...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULHNKGhvVr
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0JoyFjUvZ
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rY6cxoAkn
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoHGLYlXX7
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskZfkUkfl1
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPzdmxxs4Q
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfayYAwRsxB
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujjEYaXTxI
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9xfIcQmmn
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMj3JSs03V
「做乜你響度既？」我問。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmJnBJ4PYb
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「哼。」師父。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMacmjyu6bW
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44lYybAaiq
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2zc8Zgwkc
「余小欣！？」我問。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5RFehTau5
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOG5zijfSz
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsshWIlZtEh
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EnRXPaFFN
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7fJTdF0MI
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnGzFudc3Y
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4SLXw2d8r
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5CatiAVhB
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii3b8yzOO9
「OK，出發！」436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqf4nws3Io8
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wD8siqUNk
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！436Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnvrRHIpZP
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