「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2F7aJnBGi
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVPkqe4MPD
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqGFb2dZVt
咦，練吓功都好噃。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaqX6X1Q96
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVHalSWvj1
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCLqaAiF1O
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vceEzD4x7
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoroX9mD0Y
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lvNokuGay
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVZKpHH6UW
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtuq5Brscb
魂。初弒既黑影。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASjGzmSR5q
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnztf8OeLjg
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlTL8yGvQi
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlffCgzEig
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfd1Icbp3Vo
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oa2naKIM4
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHKVrGVRFa
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR5J11YNPS
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV9769iK4j
點知佢…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHLrWLAbKA
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRLbwgUfEB
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAe2JNkWRJ
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOmBHlYVxw
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP41v4hdf2
佢冇回應我，而且仲…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6DwscRWw8
嘔多啖出黎，再而…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPbf5xROo2
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQECYM1sSA
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9ctLopiYq
但係第二時間…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2R2TPt2Kg
就係屌柒佢，因為…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuVpnUmxW7
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVcK6pKRk8
「攪乜撚野呀你？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsUoqka3vX
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVOXNRJew3
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB69iCxnaZs
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QALRLac24
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9s2TSzBJ9
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIrzKd0JmD
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanqkbJCNcY
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLYzStXviV
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgUowoQXwr
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHDz15FvF1
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoPiUIKViH
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUywgdnSxvq
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yuMQDVvvw
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFrdKp9ptm
我仲飛左埋佢度。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i0RO6ETi3
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv6MmwxZiB
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpCLmFnONR
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NRJXPdPht
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJSHm0LSYB
「乜水呀？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatgqB5d1JF
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfriKQrpCs
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Mmud00l4w
「屌你咩，你專登架？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPHEnw3vgm
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHGu3JvwtI
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuESvspCzge
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJLE8TNpmS
「你呃佢教既。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnGr8M4D1Y
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd61OAuGYo
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ONH8U3PLF
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66ncxmN9Kd
「仆你條街！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwRAt4enzK
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckjhsJ4A3P
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRanfEeQRCR
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoC7oUMA25C
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxntj8SQ2za
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2iL11ijiU
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66zAHW5Deq
點知…526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RtmmLdI1H
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvvfXxzOAr
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySlHQ7Scnr
