「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD8Ahnprwl
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4LT7AJvZe
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRTIIM3S4a
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AqqTl9Fth
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIUy6S8nn6
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCspGFFOSe8
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXl6qLWMXv
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvmDttD6Ws
魂。初弒既黑影。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9xozCmxOA
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TdrMeSgOb
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0DYumXQm2
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOji0GCbTK
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjRxyiHfCs
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1sLPXYNCO
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY68fU2JGZ
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSx86h3jrx
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFvPN4bHoQ
點知佢…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74XaznHFxy
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMdLsidnqx
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJoGm359D2
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCIM3hJKXy
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3G4CGeC91
佢冇回應我，而且仲…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVBb42hcpq
嘔多啖出黎，再而…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDx4pISD8D
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHI0wSNYy2l
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRCMus1Qas
但係第二時間…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsZcRLIqR6
就係屌柒佢，因為…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJKPRy3EzG
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHjtVgbCvr
「攪乜撚野呀你？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w8EzKFMXj
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofoF66ZwDk
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0f8lTkGQ6
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1guZMUm7h
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Gw7nXkQAB
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMyNCBMQ1a
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfV6XUd8xY
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyIgxYjzVt
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3pXlHwtjV
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR4FSx705W
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp1I05o6iM
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWUKVBSx52
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnRkCfrJsM
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwLL39bm2U
我仲飛左埋佢度。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4923Abmiw
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqlbJ2lApQ
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgD4dnpOsEG
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD0b3MQ2ig
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemrbYh6hOj
「乜水呀？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSb3orGVBd
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerZsKzpJD4
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfyCxKGT0D
「屌你咩，你專登架？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2m1vaTesq
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw78hGnwxP7
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnqrrLCwlf
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFv0Dgc6gU
「你呃佢教既。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCvC96sRoR
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tgvN3GC8x
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7kpw337RN
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFU5C3lijO
「仆你條街！」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyctOQMnvI
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJd9OdD83K
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoq2hTwWxl
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHeuZWNl87
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmVJygyzOr
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtN97szxnr
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25E8iRYp9c
點知…570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ055YMHdAXT
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKHzyBHakj
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 570Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7yW1EmsZk
