「你叫我五十嵐裕美啦，我係聲優黎架，Over，不過…568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2ha0h0ifO
我唔係大姐黎，我係巴打黎。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyJxO3RsrG
當時既我，心裡面真係充滿左無限個屌字。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zg5QW0CAi
不過點都好，總算係有個方法聯絡丫。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp8Hag5ixf
「咁巴打，唔該你叫我朋友屎忽佢地響寺院門口等等我丫，Over。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzkLFnR4I9
「冇問題，Over。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c9UQlwvnV
之後我掛斷左線。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cLcfAavJj
「多謝你呀，司機街口有落女車神。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdM2lAOsJzX
「唔使客氣。不過...如果第時，你對你果兩個紅顏知己對耐左想抖下果陣，偷到少少時間出黎，間中諗到我呢個曾經響你人生旅途度閃過下既人，我就已經好開心喇。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyDMWaYmAL
「哈哈，我真係受寵若驚囉。不過...你又知佢地係我紅顏知己？」我一副尷尬表情。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf40uFJ9wp
「我強行開車車走你果陣，佢地都一副擔心表情。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLM01AuEsL
「下，乜...佢地咁擔心我咩？」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK2vkA1BNM
「喂喂喂，咁我呢？」堡主突然插口問。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBq2AL4llb
「你乘客黎架咋喎。哈哈，不過都好高興認識你。」我回應佢。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDVnrUO6Tp
「超，我又唔係問你，我問女司機咋麻，。哈，不過...都好高興認識到你呢個後生仔。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTIzkH6AsW
之後，我地仲討論左唔少高登獵殺森林呢度既環境...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA0rZ0MlCO
最後，堡主仲咁講：568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdzNsZ31Yl
「遲D得閒黎我骷髏頭堡行下丫。不過...我諗你都會好快搵到黎我度...」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2fwqW6HQt
佢欲言又止咁，我見車都到返方丈寺院前面...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFFXBl2kVF
所以都冇太理佢講咩喇，直接就落左車。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ672U4Mx51P
「唔該晒呀，女車神，希望我地好快又見面啦。再見喇，黯沈阿伯堡主。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUEk8szqIs
「好。」「呵呵呵。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLIR48aVKH
當女車神再次開車出發果陣，我突然有種奇怪既感覺...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzQnfZJHHu
我望一望車上面既堡主，我發覺...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQoe2tGsOO
我好有可能好快就會再次同佢見面，呢種真係一種好奇怪既感覺。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gqpW6TnJd
... (我呆左一陣)568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfzC1k20Ml
我望向寺院門口...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxNTbmRPWG
見到屎忽百變怪小姬佢地真係響度等緊我。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwG9wc5Hneb
之後我就衝返埋佢地度。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRir82UnaQe
「喂，你地真係有聽收音機呀？」我問。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Zyc57GLIs
「賭撚隨身帶左部收音機用黎聽馬。你冇事丫麻？」百變怪問我。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcHmHCUAo9
似乎佢地都真係好擔心我下，尤其係小姬同惠那。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjHUChIq8L
「屌你丫，頭先響車上攪咩黎呀？」歸藏問。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqwLvJ2xag
「我估係車震！」屎忽講。(車震即係響車上攪鹹濕野)568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuw8ESHKUP
「又賭幾多條J？」賭撚。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNMihdHuYo
「最多咪得一條。車震贊成加一。」立花_宗茂。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M1ABUhOED
「頭先個女車神又真係睇得下既，起碼唔係大肥婆。」百變怪。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQiKdKkIs6
「你地咪癲啦！...」我之後解釋返晒成個事件俾佢地聽。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IglV5JNoi
其實主要係俾小姬同惠那聽。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQO72Omqqi
... (講講講講講…)568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdE6UQphCi
講完一大輪，我地終於規規矩矩咁入左方丈間寺院...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrauV4RhNI
搜索一輪之後，發現同之前一樣，根本係死城一個...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OOjkwHymF
乜人都冇。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAuSON07SQ
但係...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3dQiVr3fs
正當我地搜索完，想聚返埋，響寺院大門前討論果陣...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUO0q3xIQrI
有一個人，一身佛堂大師款，響門口度行左入黎。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYS7nU3Xxi
呢個人個樣好奇怪，而最奇怪既有兩點...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazrQET3wW9
第一點，佢身上奇怪地有幾袋零食，有包薯片仲響佢手上食緊添...568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5G8V2jM37
第二點，就係佢身邊竟然有幾隻貌似好乖既羊駝跟隨住佢。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI68FytzMN
「呢個人...唔通就係傳說中既方丈？」我問。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW0rwrOEGD
「係。亦即係我朋友Admin。」屎忽講。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhljENHZ4CT
「即係你想屌佢屎忽果個？」我再問。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHC8vnCwAZ
「我個名係咁叫啫，我鍾意D咩，你知架。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCizLHsuEn
「你兩個究竟有咩關係呀？」小姬（歧視眼一號）。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3jMncCSvK
「你兩個有咩秘密呀？」惠那（歧視眼二號）。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4GGf9MPDx
「屌你丫！死Hehe！」歸藏。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM4WCKys5q
「仆街啦你！你就Hehe！你Hesheit添呀！」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdI5uCCV6T
「契弟，唔好廢話住，了解左呢條方丈乜頭乜路先。」百變怪反而顯得異常冷靜。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKMeA1Xiyf
「好，屎忽，你識佢，你去問下丫。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RsQCyejeX
「係呀，我識佢，但係佢唔識我。」屎忽。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk3zrMLAI0
「咁你又話佢係Admin，而Admin又係你朋友？」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayg2ibRfys
「上高登，勿認真。」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQauiL40ds5
