「你叫我五十嵐裕美啦，我係聲優黎架，Over，不過…514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkXUAKcRzD
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「唔使客氣。不過...如果第時，你對你果兩個紅顏知己對耐左想抖下果陣，偷到少少時間出黎，間中諗到我呢個曾經響你人生旅途度閃過下既人，我就已經好開心喇。」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZja7CjiyS
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之後，我地仲討論左唔少高登獵殺森林呢度既環境...514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh7kA66jYq
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「遲D得閒黎我骷髏頭堡行下丫。不過...我諗你都會好快搵到黎我度...」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKJeprUc89
佢欲言又止咁，我見車都到返方丈寺院前面...514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvsTPweUx4
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「唔該晒呀，女車神，希望我地好快又見面啦。再見喇，黯沈阿伯堡主。」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPWvfhpd8k
「好。」「呵呵呵。」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSbZVZVge4
當女車神再次開車出發果陣，我突然有種奇怪既感覺...514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiyQCuC4A6
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我好有可能好快就會再次同佢見面，呢種真係一種好奇怪既感覺。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYCibkafbB
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見到屎忽百變怪小姬佢地真係響度等緊我。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1z3EcjP8f
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似乎佢地都真係好擔心我下，尤其係小姬同惠那。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kHGcL55vu
「屌你丫，頭先響車上攪咩黎呀？」歸藏問。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzvfriiRVU
「我估係車震！」屎忽講。(車震即係響車上攪鹹濕野)514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N873aoK1U
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「頭先個女車神又真係睇得下既，起碼唔係大肥婆。」百變怪。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWNsdBCEbl
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其實主要係俾小姬同惠那聽。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLDkmipgPz
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乜人都冇。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWIjqeDGlM
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正當我地搜索完，想聚返埋，響寺院大門前討論果陣...514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnLWyxnoYn
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第一點，佢身上奇怪地有幾袋零食，有包薯片仲響佢手上食緊添...514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdymQbylBj
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「呢個人...唔通就係傳說中既方丈？」我問。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1CrbvnsdD
「係。亦即係我朋友Admin。」屎忽講。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWQNke3Dwd
「即係你想屌佢屎忽果個？」我再問。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaywPYLJfvN
「我個名係咁叫啫，我鍾意D咩，你知架。」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qbX3tnafv
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「屌你丫！死Hehe！」歸藏。514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkJgV5otSW
「仆街啦你！你就Hehe！你Hesheit添呀！」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiX2ZnmibZ3
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「咁你又話佢係Admin，而Admin又係你朋友？」514Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHksJP0vL4J
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