以前就晚晚打住LOL，聽住歌咁幫助入睡…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoMTkoyEMb
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我打開門一睇，原來係堡主既僕人佢地響度裝飾緊…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R7EWBQz2A
「喂，小僕阿哥，堡主呢？其他客人呢？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQU9Dw4gAfR
「堡主突然有個諗法，話既然咁多人黎左，就不如攪個比賽玩玩喎。」佢回應。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KM1UH0hjh
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「契弟，大事不妙。」百變怪唔知響邊衝左黎我面前。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQwWRp7Pwj
「耶蘇，大事不妙。」屎忽都之後衝左埋黎。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCY7uHm6QaB
「屌你地兩個，有咩大事係妙架？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleigWw7wmr
「Eee…」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLORuoHSeK
「唔係呀，堡主佢決定正午之後黎個比武大會，贏左可以有一粒膠，真係千載難逢既好機會呀！」百變怪。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbSJvkJFpq
「攪咩呀你？突然好似做戲咁既講野既。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNiWdJ6qhBA
「尋日班人有幾廢你都知啦，冇一個係丁原老賊既對手。」屎忽講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAoSOSA6ZWA
「你有冇諗過其實係丁原佢勁呢？」我反問。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqdnTHFNEA
「車！區區一個丁原，都唔係我對手。」賭撚都出現左，佢行緊過黎。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEamDFr6YJN
「我對手響呢度。」佢仲舉起雙手講左呢句。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nzeFYFVq6
「抄林敏聰啦你？」我地呢邊三個回應佢。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uZk2oQwgA
「你地都有睇金像獎咩？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPSiLXpFlu
「全港有十八區，區區一個丁原都竟然唔係你對手？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4SdWYRTnM
立花_宗茂笑淫淫懶攪笑咁又唔知響邊度鼠左出黎。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLmYOw3uvh
「真係難分真與假喔。」惠那佢賣萌之餘…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hPqdKei49
順便噤住左歸藏個臭口，廢事佢又講果三隻字。 358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnWLdPvYPj
「咁早就咁人齊喇？」堡主都從出面返左入黎。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY54Vb2O2EA
「不如你地都一齊參加玩下丫，贏左就有我早前攞返黎既一粒膠。」佢再講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dcxivRqQv
「恕我直言，敢問堡主粒膠從何以來？」百變怪。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsouAahBD7O
講到呢度，我忍唔住手打左百變怪一巴…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBrCRI26iV
佢都唔知攪乜，晨早溜溜懶係文謅謅咁。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9U7D2wf8q
「做乜撚野打我？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTXxqa5QSX
「終於正常返，堡主，你可以答佢喇。」我講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRhXjveLju
「頭先問咩話？」堡主回應。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncqXqRx44u
「睇黎你都想我醒你一巴。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ahHsX7LJs
「哈哈哈，記得，記得，我記得，粒膠丫嘛，執既。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWia2cbFax
「執！？」我地七個人都好驚訝。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7DHffUZJM
「係呀，呢次比賽既獎品，就係呢粒夜明膠。」堡主舉起左一粒發光既珠。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEDOTDk5fN
「原來係呢粒，我地仲以為係高登膠。」大家一齊講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLiOrK3GSv
「哈哈哈，高登膠我自己都係得一粒，邊敢攞出黎引人犯罪丫。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6TqlFSAPk
「咁…咁其實粒發光珠又幾靚既。」我講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33nY62layK
「李光洙！邊度有李光洙呀？」突然有班肥婆學生妹衝左入黎問。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwp3dmWAFB3
「響果邊俾魯芬壓住左。」屎忽想耍走佢地。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlw6XBabTR
「呢個年頭D學生妹真係黐膠線，尤其是係肥果D。」堡主講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGfeXTfPhc
「尤其是…又歧視肥果D…好野！」屎忽屹佢。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCSSUZnjpS
「唔好理佢地喇，呢次比賽，規矩其實都好簡單…」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyLqARV6xP
之後堡主佢一邊帶我地出去，一邊講解比賽既規則。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGx4e3b7zzk
… (行緊去賽場)358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRVtsXuplZ
「喂，其實…粒野咁廢，點解我地要爭呀？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb1PX1hNGT
我地而家已經企晒響比武大台前面，呢句野係屎忽問我既。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiqeEYsIPx
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「其實…我地點解要俾面佢呀？」百變怪問。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6t37ri7Jt
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「子銘哥哥，關豬個PatPat(豬蘿)咩事呀？」惠那問。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5Hjly4YSQ
「真係豬蘿。」賭撚。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZ3rq9rTHI
我冇再回應廢話，淨係望上台上面，而家響台上面既…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKDole9XPk
係丁原個契仔 — 呂阿布。 358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QyEsa5vA1
「聽講佢白痴架喎。」屎忽咁講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMgxd2YWNt
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「但係佢已經打低左十幾個上台比武既對手。」堡主既僕人插口。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF72HkOeIj
「咪就係因為佢白痴囉，唔係白痴邊會咁白痴，一開始就上台打啫，嫌自己體力多咩？」百變怪回應。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfi2q1AaUC
「屌你丫，又係噃，到最尾先上台，肯定著數D。」歸藏回應。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHhCM1ge9L
「冇時限，咁幾時先係最尾呢請問？」立花_宗茂問。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyb5W1PLJo
「我賭佢會輸！」賭撚咁講。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIo5frMI4H
「唔好咁廢話得唔得？鬼同你賭咩？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoydodCLbdf
我講完之後，見到有條躝坦行過，仲好似想落注添。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJDMSpyUPU
… (台下廢話鉛筆)358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK6P29YwCx
「點呀？仲有冇人想黎挑戰我人中呂阿布，兔中赤馬兔呀？哈哈哈。」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQaAWQ35JK
呂阿布響台上狂言。358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP8ySj9VHn
「人中丫嗱！？我就踢爆你個人中！」突然…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsz8O9zowzd
有位少俠衝左上台，仲兜腳踢埋呂阿布個上唇度…358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKz0FQFWgOK
呂阿布總算用一個橫手抵擋左，再問︰358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rcqxsdkP3
「何許人也？」358Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosmrKihAtT
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