「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgFYep34I8
睡彭無奈，但係…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXjzkQYbUj
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFL1JUMYso
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZBFTOkBqg
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpDvCL6J5I
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYVRhAKpYR
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJK08Wvuf7
「同你地一樣。」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLGw8rOBIy
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdHjORMo23
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejoDi9iNcA
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBl1J9kEWA
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxpCTnEusj
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2tt0983OW
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSC8NDrdnA
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbYIpxWcHl
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWDE5OGe6Q
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7G1wcETX4x
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsnpAdNH1V
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV69TPu8c5B
「咁你呢？」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyM0qJSBWS
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGhed61Vy0
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xtE4Y8Zub
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfhbxHFYcN
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsvvn9W5Lk
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsh19xFVMMh
半小時之後…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BI9PNMlK9
… (我地仲等待緊時機)479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsftdqefFkO
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHozv7HaLI
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkqX7R8YLO
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTfIR7jJng
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnVRiRKpFb
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRys9bPht6
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaC0p1tkIs
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPyc0sV1aq
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEZLpvQCMs
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhdFCEPO31
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7EyAAHhlE
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVbCtvY6lS
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwGo95jqt4
「玩女人。」我回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3da4WJZpdE
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNnMUWJZmb
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJViP3LcGNU
之後句號再問︰479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTr4adE1Kb
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLL2IBya2au
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC1nvUdShE
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m80Q1iRi1
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoQoWMncCA
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjROV1jSNsG
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8AAYcOOCJ
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4x55iPf9Y
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtODyVpRas
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQ7ONrXcAg
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6CR6pL3JI
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qg2CMBUkW
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5IZaEeIxS
「正呀！」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgoPIDK60E
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzjyMTum0Z
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbAdjT6ooC
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3VlyENhMD
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRezq8nEbV
「龜姦呢？」句號問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB138ElMur
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQRalOENkY
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7ex82hENd
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDgOev1kIt
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeAAuhzJrg
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1QifmED17
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5QtnWn63A
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTx8JrLWw6u
而我就正正經經咁樣講：479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOsFUkITp2
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTk1FcQzoWN
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqpR5xV2Df
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORykzKsSnk
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡablotnQcgr
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQSTUzG3y1
(哇哇丫丫丫！)479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSMekPcoqd
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimtb1N3axU
而藍精靈就竟然…479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuACkFdd7MR
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq3r28FJjN
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 479Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl7TIpxt5Q
