「你再講我就真係要考慮遠離你喇，我最憎hehe，你唔記得左我鍾意睇波多野結衣咩？黎到呢度，不如睇下練咩功好過啦。」百變怪咁同我講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuyAImr9HU
之後我地一齊入左去呢座大樓，大樓四周圍都係書...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse2e67rQed
本本打開都好似高登DPost咁，記載晒所有留言...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dV5Uxkhto
就連「劉明」呢D字佢都記錄得好清楚。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuAWwdyKKY
「咁我地應該練咩呀？我睇左兩三個已經覺得自己膠化緊。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BwNRb5kp2
「我都唔知，斷估方丈唔會玩鳩我地呱。咦，你睇下果邊。」百變怪講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jq5tstvCc
我另返轉頭，見到...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRkwcWLgey
「掃地僧！？」百變怪大嗌。 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxXMYN4Rqr
「會唔會係天龍八部果個丫嗱？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR6dkhI9oK
「咪酬啦！響圖書館請保持安靜呀柒頭皮！」掃地僧回應我地。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASHJqMuJL3
「唔好意思呀，我想知究竟呢度其實有咩作用？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4IZiEHBNu
「黎圖書館問圖書館有咩作用？你戇鳩架？」掃地僧串我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVEKR2rOC6
「咁老人家你又響度做乜呀？」百變怪問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRx8MQ5OLx
「你仲戇鳩！你睇唔到我響度掃緊地咩？」掃地僧串百變怪。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QfSwxAECr
「你咪扮野喇，呢度唔係現實世界，呢度既人要生活資源方面根本唔成問題，無理由會有人會受人二分四黎做清潔工既，你好快D講清楚，唔係我就唔客氣。」百變怪佢突然認真起黎，仲恐嚇老人家。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXizkf25Kgn
但係老人家佢神態自若，仲咁講：530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDEB0TLgK0
「有人鍾意屌屎忽，有人鍾意Lon雞骨，530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcbOiRSh9v
有人鍾意靠兩手，我都唔知講緊乜。」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L22RlT5tp
「你求其都作到首詩出黎，你肯定係高手，唔好扮野喇。」百變怪咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7jySJ49Zm
「咁都叫做詩，唔好太低B。」掃地僧回應佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nkd617EP2
「咁…我朋友佢只係想變強D，希望你教下佢點樣睇D膠Post先有用丫。」百變怪再講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1DwR7AWsE
「賜教問我正粉腸，膠Post以為練拳掌，530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR3MlDYs46
莫說老身無武功，妄想變強你就想。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkBUiLQqvP
「咁…一係你講下呢度有咩可以俾我朋友佢學到喇！」百變怪講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB45UuiQayt
「話左唔識就唔識，仲要問喎想點Jack，530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l4PsXJG63
掃地阿伯都要蝦，問我不如問隻Cat。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCmWIHM1r6
「算啦！百變…小強，我地走喇，唔好打攪老人家喇。」我講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnHyuNEiXO
之後我仲拉走左百變怪佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EYlhlZwph
… (我拉左佢上樓上)530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVFxGPOl55
我地響大樓度上左一層，仲見到一個Pantry…530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4fI3bh51k
決定就坐響度休息下。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqqL1iGMQk
「契弟，你信我丫，個老野肯定係有料架！」百變怪咁講。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqyCLNloN1
「我信你，我幾時唔信你啫，但係人地老人家唔肯講都冇計架。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlh3BVrFa4
「淨係得堆膠Post，真係點諗都諗唔到對練功有咩作用。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflG25UVbeb
「咦，唔係噃。其實百變怪你咁好打，不如…你做我師父丫！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oq1pqjtvj
「唔得，唔得。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPODHOf2V0
「點解唔得呀？你又係男人，我又係男人，你既波多野掌好犀利噃。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdoD0Xk1Z8
「總之唔得啦！」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNpwNeP2wb
「唔得！？你...其實係咪同賭撚一樣，係個閹人？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpNHHfrD5N
「唉，eee...純粹係因為十日之內唔可能練成。」佢一副苦惱既樣。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJnreM9TSe
「咁算啦。呢樣唔得，果樣唔得，唔通真係留響度享受食物就算咩？一係...我地再出去闖闖，睇下有冇其他奇遇啦！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5g7epZOa1
「你估拍戲咩？而家已經俾左一個奇遇你，你仲想要幾多個呀？唔通真係煮好晒飯俾你，仲要喂埋入你口咩？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJITlqRbJ3E
「問題而家係唔知碗飯響邊，或者話唔知邊碗飯先岩我呢。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRCAMDaFPH
「我直覺就覺得膠Post本身唔係直接教你野，而係可以幫你領悟到D野。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSYLArx8Tc
「但係我銳角同鈍角都覺得領悟得黎都夠左十日呢。」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QkYOoQ6P5
「或者你再行下，我地分開行下，睇多幾個膠Post先，睇下會唔會有所領悟丫。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe6QrgTKDR
結果...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkbGnX2SHW
我地分道揚鑣，我落返樓下行，行行下...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUaqgqbyAf
仲去左一個荷花池度...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh72G68cV6Y
「汝家池塘多膠魚...」我摸住池邊廢噏。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRgB30mO6m
「幾時有膠魚呀？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8gwlhx0dv
講野既係掃地僧，佢掃地掃到黎呢邊。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pWvU9GRLv
「乜你終於正經返，唔再數白欖喇？」我屹佢。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3SF22cecU
「你鍾意咩？咁我就講一些。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLna6yuSta
「唔玩喇，我只係想知道我未來既方向係點啫？離唔離開到呢度，其實我都打定輸數，我屋企四大元老，即係阿爺阿嫲阿公阿婆呀，佢地早就死晒嚧，阿爸阿媽又有阿哥睇住，我都好放心，所以都冇乜牽掛，係有少少思鄉同掛住D朋友啫。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLQDfE09yG
「你都幾...唔知點形容你好添。後生仔，積極D啦！有排你捱呀！」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1LjXW61Hp
「捱得值得都好D，最驚係捱乜都唔知。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkWArAq5cm
「順口噃，似乎係到你玩野。」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTQDnDMGnR
「咁岩啫。係呢？你真係一D武功都唔識？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtejjaRBUR5
「普通一個掃地阿伯，可以識D咩呀？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtbP5xN0uI
「咁點解方丈要我同我朋友入黎呢？」呢句我係自言自語。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPebnOPpls
「我唔知噃。或者整鬼你地呢。」但係佢聽到都照答我。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2PRsE9Rvr
「但係...係呢，你同方丈有咩關係呀？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDe6BWxZDom
「兩個男人可以有咩關係呀？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8d8mIXMcw
「你地唔係真係...」我好疑惑咁發出疑問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwII7TDGoq
「屌你啦，玩屎忽果家野我唔興既。」掃地僧回應。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn0pOtweqW
「咁你咪真係一個咩都唔知既普通掃街茂？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDgojqkMFO
「行行出狀元，雖然大個之後都知係假話，但係起碼我認同丫，講你都唔信，我係切切實實咁鍾意掃街既。」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDAlMCl9tO
「哈哈，你咁講，我覺得你好偉大添，咁你有冇咩掃街絕技，可以快速掃幾條街，或者掃得條街特別乾淨咁呀？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4XCyve9lR
「咦，你又知我有既？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbWDuo0mwT
「哈哈哈，點掃法？」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJUQdzGLmX
「哈哈哈，咁囉！咁，咁，咁，咁...」530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdbVUlp7g8
掃地僧佢真係捉起我D手腳黎舞...530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQmkzXDwCg
「喂，你D招叫咩名堂呀？」我問。530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SA4KSUnjT
「跣，九，掃！跣，係跣低個跣，形容速度之快就如跣低仆街速度之快，九係形容有九式。見同你傾得咁投契，今日我就破例教你一式玩下啦，專用黎掃墓地用既第一式，掃，理，老，墓！」 530Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWSVRKgFJ6
