「你再講我就真係要考慮遠離你喇，我最憎hehe，你唔記得左我鍾意睇波多野結衣咩？黎到呢度，不如睇下練咩功好過啦。」百變怪咁同我講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VMOsypPR7
之後我地一齊入左去呢座大樓，大樓四周圍都係書...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdFTgTUHei
本本打開都好似高登DPost咁，記載晒所有留言...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIYV8zFiqX
就連「劉明」呢D字佢都記錄得好清楚。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekqJns38Ik
「咁我地應該練咩呀？我睇左兩三個已經覺得自己膠化緊。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0y3cVOBY9R
「我都唔知，斷估方丈唔會玩鳩我地呱。咦，你睇下果邊。」百變怪講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKchuexkX3
我另返轉頭，見到...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM01vcgS0J
「掃地僧！？」百變怪大嗌。 489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUyHUPf24V
「會唔會係天龍八部果個丫嗱？」我問。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOOrMrgWLz
「咪酬啦！響圖書館請保持安靜呀柒頭皮！」掃地僧回應我地。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnMWhZRLnW
「唔好意思呀，我想知究竟呢度其實有咩作用？」我問。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRaFTIc3k1
「黎圖書館問圖書館有咩作用？你戇鳩架？」掃地僧串我。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0uevsCQkO
「咁老人家你又響度做乜呀？」百變怪問。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6o02FyaNH
「你仲戇鳩！你睇唔到我響度掃緊地咩？」掃地僧串百變怪。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEFO019msP
「你咪扮野喇，呢度唔係現實世界，呢度既人要生活資源方面根本唔成問題，無理由會有人會受人二分四黎做清潔工既，你好快D講清楚，唔係我就唔客氣。」百變怪佢突然認真起黎，仲恐嚇老人家。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Skgt4XtqJ
但係老人家佢神態自若，仲咁講：489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8Hjr7DgLW
「有人鍾意屌屎忽，有人鍾意Lon雞骨，489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzIZZ10eNJ
有人鍾意靠兩手，我都唔知講緊乜。」 489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqmygdd9pA
「你求其都作到首詩出黎，你肯定係高手，唔好扮野喇。」百變怪咁講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2GuMxeeAE
「咁都叫做詩，唔好太低B。」掃地僧回應佢。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc0I5Has8b
「咁…我朋友佢只係想變強D，希望你教下佢點樣睇D膠Post先有用丫。」百變怪再講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnVqQ9YG4o
「賜教問我正粉腸，膠Post以為練拳掌，489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhBM1NqpZZ
莫說老身無武功，妄想變強你就想。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZUIAuzcw1
「咁…一係你講下呢度有咩可以俾我朋友佢學到喇！」百變怪講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHCTPEyl3N
「話左唔識就唔識，仲要問喎想點Jack，489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldRktYJfzA
掃地阿伯都要蝦，問我不如問隻Cat。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxVov0dBWR
「算啦！百變…小強，我地走喇，唔好打攪老人家喇。」我講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoUXgS6RrK
之後我仲拉走左百變怪佢。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4N4fAk1Eh7
… (我拉左佢上樓上)489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3prGv0HS6X
我地響大樓度上左一層，仲見到一個Pantry…489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWuO8bxJPn
決定就坐響度休息下。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fAMJ4QBwc
「契弟，你信我丫，個老野肯定係有料架！」百變怪咁講。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhi2YQCz18J
「我信你，我幾時唔信你啫，但係人地老人家唔肯講都冇計架。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1OyaPyNsY
「淨係得堆膠Post，真係點諗都諗唔到對練功有咩作用。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAicESmxdPr
「咦，唔係噃。其實百變怪你咁好打，不如…你做我師父丫！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZa15KeqJm
「唔得，唔得。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE7seAs56g
「點解唔得呀？你又係男人，我又係男人，你既波多野掌好犀利噃。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNcIWvA5Uu
「總之唔得啦！」 489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwibun7wYmf
「唔得！？你...其實係咪同賭撚一樣，係個閹人？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbBq4fYhDk
「唉，eee...純粹係因為十日之內唔可能練成。」佢一副苦惱既樣。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArc2YbHacw
「咁算啦。呢樣唔得，果樣唔得，唔通真係留響度享受食物就算咩？一係...我地再出去闖闖，睇下有冇其他奇遇啦！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUT6a2rGF8
「你估拍戲咩？而家已經俾左一個奇遇你，你仲想要幾多個呀？唔通真係煮好晒飯俾你，仲要喂埋入你口咩？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNwCXLu6Go
「問題而家係唔知碗飯響邊，或者話唔知邊碗飯先岩我呢。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPsYwzRGar
「我直覺就覺得膠Post本身唔係直接教你野，而係可以幫你領悟到D野。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppLOv92Phh
「但係我銳角同鈍角都覺得領悟得黎都夠左十日呢。」 489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CPrTeF5B6
「或者你再行下，我地分開行下，睇多幾個膠Post先，睇下會唔會有所領悟丫。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrn39hmkf2n
結果...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkQ1Etia2O
我地分道揚鑣，我落返樓下行，行行下...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDXAK1dZMG
仲去左一個荷花池度...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3xDgvM9OK
「汝家池塘多膠魚...」我摸住池邊廢噏。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ056FoqEfgM
「幾時有膠魚呀？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoexkp83jrX
講野既係掃地僧，佢掃地掃到黎呢邊。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdmOiL1Ctp
「乜你終於正經返，唔再數白欖喇？」我屹佢。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7kzqIk16l
「你鍾意咩？咁我就講一些。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhGeEqg1v9
「唔玩喇，我只係想知道我未來既方向係點啫？離唔離開到呢度，其實我都打定輸數，我屋企四大元老，即係阿爺阿嫲阿公阿婆呀，佢地早就死晒嚧，阿爸阿媽又有阿哥睇住，我都好放心，所以都冇乜牽掛，係有少少思鄉同掛住D朋友啫。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXGxzRJRbm
「你都幾...唔知點形容你好添。後生仔，積極D啦！有排你捱呀！」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwGGpq7RYY
「捱得值得都好D，最驚係捱乜都唔知。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeXYZujKdc
「順口噃，似乎係到你玩野。」 489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJiyjgbfGH
「咁岩啫。係呢？你真係一D武功都唔識？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yrXy0xK05
「普通一個掃地阿伯，可以識D咩呀？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQOZGWC12A
「咁點解方丈要我同我朋友入黎呢？」呢句我係自言自語。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BHmqCLnu3
「我唔知噃。或者整鬼你地呢。」但係佢聽到都照答我。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xsp0pPNDt
「但係...係呢，你同方丈有咩關係呀？」我問。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIg0U05QYE
「兩個男人可以有咩關係呀？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMJLtuzbpg
「你地唔係真係...」我好疑惑咁發出疑問。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6NARJUmhU
「屌你啦，玩屎忽果家野我唔興既。」掃地僧回應。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQl90oAclx
「咁你咪真係一個咩都唔知既普通掃街茂？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a5KmHJ0WM
「行行出狀元，雖然大個之後都知係假話，但係起碼我認同丫，講你都唔信，我係切切實實咁鍾意掃街既。」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUSBZjNF8Z
「哈哈，你咁講，我覺得你好偉大添，咁你有冇咩掃街絕技，可以快速掃幾條街，或者掃得條街特別乾淨咁呀？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbStaJBUw5i
「咦，你又知我有既？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6OOnpn60Z
「哈哈哈，點掃法？」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TMOuBehke
「哈哈哈，咁囉！咁，咁，咁，咁...」489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp8Sg2AcC8
掃地僧佢真係捉起我D手腳黎舞...489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs7cw7vBWs
「喂，你D招叫咩名堂呀？」我問。489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchFmnwukL4
「跣，九，掃！跣，係跣低個跣，形容速度之快就如跣低仆街速度之快，九係形容有九式。見同你傾得咁投契，今日我就破例教你一式玩下啦，專用黎掃墓地用既第一式，掃，理，老，墓！」 489Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhPnGEZc2y
