響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8zRiGBpdt
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehtmFaNdwv
不過點都好...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59Ys8mTfeP
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmNi4NAP0N
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtFUia39Li
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfJWqNKYaz
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLf9DknlkW0
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ2DatPbUd
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC93i348Elf
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW7nPRQVRC
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ708cU8wvjw
「有咩著數先？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dLpdueFtw
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZsfSNy2c9
「嗱，你講架咋。」 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1GZPIVtCb
雖然練習掃地神功真係...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEL4PFtfKK
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUeuAfAkOu
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR9Uybc2dw
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmOUOlXbSD
我真係由心到笑出黎。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfKFz8v73b
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHo9oMBQpp
之後我返左去Pantry...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp1jl6389t
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx72abx9TRq
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC7ajV2irI
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa3Th250u9
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfKAAoYQre
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgueiKQHmrR
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Ce2rPrZyN
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHOLON8Fpo
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQp8PZXj1W
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpos7Jiaibz
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCboJu1N76
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Ip1TI5mV
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkU67dJtQj
不過我即刻接多句：497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK28WH8hwGY
「喂！幾點呀？」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyq76xmrm2
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsXKxOpZgH
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL4bfz1qvY
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBLPRipr5v
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILQBq8zGBC
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLE2H4Ee3JQ
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTlyfrZWxm
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHkSsj6zpF
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05XrKZmssW
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNK4y9VQNj
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV61lo9fYgq
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKYrzswl1i
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6t8QsBhMY
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgK3RvHZap9
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyHo3Zhmbm
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLu0xS8S5Q
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif4JiUqPDO
... (練習過程)497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9iamiGvEg
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj04BTHwOT
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGjiSRlniG
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqXFfAzCza
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDLty6LpMg
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss4Ybu2J03
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlqEAuFw9q
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6p3nKBtQLK
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFdDqLvh1N
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfb4mAoF1K
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtDIaF1TXW
最後結果...497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHRmd4CtNO
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 497Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR8bm41Nnw
