響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbZZOURA1Y
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBNqVTT5zf
不過點都好...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCjug5FZhn
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipzLlzvZXv
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wGX9HSoWf
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzOApA4hio
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nuwfrDRXX
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdA7jJ1cAE
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHMwsGkgPH
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaoo8atqtG
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh4QgyBFmr
「有咩著數先？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSFknnOj7e
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujMrN3FMg6
「嗱，你講架咋。」 483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEstQCG7hd
雖然練習掃地神功真係...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78EFn7ljmg
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9Su8coUmh
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGi2Wnp1xg
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueeTRuwb8J
我真係由心到笑出黎。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNdPvJH8Of
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy7Zebd0BO
之後我返左去Pantry...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvWO94mRp4
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfU6bbnuRnd
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRI0IIrQXla
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjO1oykc6O
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRj6NujyAh
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMQaEfgSZY
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQZQ8TIMdf
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXe8mfza3L
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFOJvBeJ4L
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj0iFXSHr7
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZINMvNg1Mf
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZyRQGdNS7
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sahAGGRSI
不過我即刻接多句：483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgwQbM3IVm
「喂！幾點呀？」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TWSJh7XjC
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAorJx6XBR
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0FBrXfWTs
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6ENwBbGBj
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAqiXmAQcV
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7WJVXw0Ci
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG8Jr843B8
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lIAxVHMX9
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX67NknIWhq
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSV3Tjz3GWi
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYV9eK9e5a
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmozwNbQr4
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK7gb9OKiF
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTCWgGrKPU
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrixZVHNe4
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2iMLxK0el
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDwNXzAZyy
... (練習過程)483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcoHovDgcW
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0XU7HzZMg
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡultESc7oKj
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDjMpSkkGM
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1MiEilIri
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf1Tz8BMe6
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg71Ng3W6M9
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92qCT6peKa
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSQJ8Kgtcc
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzd7EjIUvA
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk63DD9ynvb
最後結果...483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ar4y6czSY
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 483Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZScoQmWhKp
