響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7iqKnMkAM
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEWbNtHgU7
不過點都好...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloSzMuBgIb
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7h7MJ8yZcJ
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRvRvvRaVd
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFNk1LxPPY
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEf2ohIS5va
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4XYqjCLHK
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7irnXdXCgP
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHV17s9EWN
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgPepj2LM0
「有咩著數先？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM9KTgY5YQ
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pLgUeoYlG
「嗱，你講架咋。」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwWyWx7jTG
雖然練習掃地神功真係...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkwKxwqdJl
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgvluSbT0S
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUrL8j1ZcY
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34EQx9WZ70
我真係由心到笑出黎。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqQupIYh7h
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0utD5hgjj
之後我返左去Pantry...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrdaYAZRjA
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx60GU6JoIt
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlpXvdI4FN
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxmkW9fWmC
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJer7hOFvB
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nj4c3qNwW
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrefosPQeaa
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65LhGCnFS3
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSrTwAeU38
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMSVzaZ9oi
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9hAz52XWR
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorcaVwPoRy
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDCcK2VZNE
不過我即刻接多句：490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzfuD8Smrc
「喂！幾點呀？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKN4KMppKo
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo9rABWOhN
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jdaaHDYQr
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlG5ZlNlRi
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgelECeYRfu
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1tBB68Yag
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVyZzwvGsy
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwLD9fbrDE
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLKK1z1ebc
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fAdoWNY04
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW97qaLn0s
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9dOnkXoWU
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQccFnSM0p
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9G75dF43eI
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcewESUB3G
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVW56WLYWU
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwgvjCepIR
... (練習過程)490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdH83XgUZE
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF08IF5bWvx
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tOLHXeJLT
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdEFAKQSHd
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hiplUJwem
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddZWN2qDZg
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83MCIdHF4W
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLjUcXb2kk
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyJ0Hhq7WA
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnORU4iTMnq
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjs1KjXzw8
最後結果...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeP6iH83oZ8
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe3uC1hEK1
