傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIYeZS0XLN
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlF48DZdFs4
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxUppZsodM
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetxyGRgKQN
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2EgL5qie8X
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiN0eQ5k4yp
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdKcjzAeq6
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dE3MMnHrp
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1vrGnENgV
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xTLhYxsaG
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UFrtqVB4L
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSG52XC0YQ0
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDxVeb0alC
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA20P5mu1X
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg1hsqW2WI
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhw3ltoTxs
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAiHGCbTFc
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyS0VNdePn
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGpZ7xUg1G
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52T52j3TEF
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO08hIvuKo
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VgbkPDyEe
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3E1cU6kxwO
第一式，掃理老墓424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sXQzZqQPM
第二式，掃溝里興424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6tpqY2EGn
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS600bzEcB
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBqpDAfa98
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8SCdqThWD
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnR3Q85bHI0
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIgn66jKyi
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpUJzlZB6Y
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLgQ0urqjx
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHpQ8x83MP
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzOw8YcvSD
我可以肯定左一樣野...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGiyF3zsIk
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhSDYHQ7FM
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAICV59ftyn
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmXNfW0w64
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfPL7oQXq2
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxqBRroeSe
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIe5BJ7gRw
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OjaUwd9u8
（啪啪啪～)424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBttYTn6lSf
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcI09O30Qs
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvgQIMO04k
「做乜你響度既？」我問。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSLqr7EPLx
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvBRfzREyQ
「哼。」師父。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B5HkzKcLf
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9qtVSRuPQ
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxPoD23h5f
「余小欣！？」我問。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvSKz1msBW
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPU0RwqzqTZ
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCySMhNLenK
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM06uct1d7B
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVjgWncwWl
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcMRf2k3h7
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJyRE1l2G3
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFSCHickag
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5xoxDXnTZ
「OK，出發！」424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiXPT4oofN
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX11wFZz1cz
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！424Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5s6LtlFcIy
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