叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtQPi52Gzq
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvo6liksRW
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyy7YKtBQm
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPRdMOJ6JA
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「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtzEFCos8T
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佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdaBfd2cEu
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeW50SES0F
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzSC3ukqdq
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡac0MiUvqxW
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQFTMForn6
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwLobeRnFQ
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ngKOTaLLk
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zTpzuT66D
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc1nfMHoXo
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSyd0GDCCM
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgJ41u97Sr
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSIoiIUXNE
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUZ3MzxBJS
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeViNsEh6Jb
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVilCu9CIKe
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXdWs3x0x6
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFZNTDvAnb
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdsgUmJFkd
連我都呆左。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL9jULSdYp
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07GxBP4eki
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMljwgS6Q3
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKObjXQ4LIk
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡprJFjjbRhX
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSArwFsVJ6N
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpAVoaoHuC
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUw74BlscM8
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCOyiUm5hj
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3D2JkSAs0
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKkpCFjCQP
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBekLgjBjM
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOiomsFLSA
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCOuGuRTkn
「小心呀！契弟！」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr11Mp8gv2c
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwtFOhbXhn
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd17JB9H06
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我既怒火已經到左極限…384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCK65S8gvPE
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZzAGA1yxX
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL59eKsyiPq
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtI5KdVf2a2
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEMFvez8X2
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5GAxv3oLu
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AjKMMOFod
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vv5UmXEON
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U5gseO4XA
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtOW703X6c
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFL0Fc64ucZ
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「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF96ivPH1ls
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCm6O0SaSB
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 384Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tW1Shmr4e
