「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiN8HNoh3F
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEyfCdqhfW
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZGfoO1qvv
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGeweCgHU9
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXfmVkdJBP
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuqul5L3Dy
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLOoURc7hq
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一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKskTdPRgT8
魂。初弒既黑影。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltkvwmsZWY
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzNMk7oFom
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeoHQMdQlK
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATuVkWCI1F
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1laKqBskb
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPtYOra6ZL
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nweiMsFbH
點知佢…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1GrMsFKUa
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgJe0NXy6h
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CaMzQDd5Y
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFSgnevsD9
佢冇回應我，而且仲…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45StJsNuLZ
嘔多啖出黎，再而…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhSpnGdUQF
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1UpsvMtwg
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchAfcrtlb3
但係第二時間…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV11CZYo8e
就係屌柒佢，因為…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmScgP8xf44
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp79KIPUzD
「攪乜撚野呀你？」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyatxoBJoO0
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fQMbW4OLU
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PX9wVWkK9
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5x7IU4z7p
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgAfWF9YQ9
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfZh8HUKYy
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6US9cCFom
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FZ4HEycug
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3ZtkRfecK
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulplGGm6DH
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmzehgGeNg
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahTYVI3UL4
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDeM0IBGfF
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYLpSOQn5y
我仲飛左埋佢度。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yv42UBIij
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEkXMhFiYN
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6zOmLBJmh
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYmXEYws9C
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBWEsKb7e8
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn5322X9qT
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQWRSqFGk2
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy32y8iX2A
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXQWB70PF5
「你呃佢教既。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRMZ2e63Gs
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWR0FJzhazh
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cng3Rwi6L
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmGuLSZT4j
「仆你條街！」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrdf16rIow
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKZBbz43KH
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvFkFL0bfd
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYtHQItGS4
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmOoM6hQU8
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwmaFFdUSm
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61Y5E0GEgx
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」481Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMfBGFoof7
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