「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7FdjAWpq1
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58sXo40cX4
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEnpLjxSbT
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncMSyXOmmr
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2RNKXGOZb
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我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUzWYNayuL
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Cy8z9O8m
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXXmQMJ1lf
魂。初弒既黑影。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaz1PKE7by
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40iGDBnyL2
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我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZChbIYEK8N
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr0BXOOlpN
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr1ZNY6J5z
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3SwvRvDQm
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgKmjPBDrL
點知佢…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa12dFCgRl6
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V2th4m1dV
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bkKlii55J
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嘔多啖出黎，再而…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5Y9U8Q5ye
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9fi2aoykI
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ABKs3kEDZ
但係第二時間…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYh46Koyn3P
就係屌柒佢，因為…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzkMAgb2iL
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoBXMjZGEU
「攪乜撚野呀你？」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mrZhii3aS
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFvQmyB2iU
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz96D26aka
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooyBgKD0lL
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4m4WQjjBa
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHCXWLEML4
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryGZLYqnfW
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88MCFU4qjG
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcJenueF3d
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtzQyofe8V
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPrhGlZpAF
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCvlkiuiT2
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaRUAlnzD0
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOaYY7HJuh
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「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlO98Z06Its
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehPZOiBjwy
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24tzPoUiAw
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2csvlRo2Ht
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「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRND0EwLJ9
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MiBli6De5
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「你呃佢教既。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EvLSyZezU
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQO2i1gkQk
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lCRDvg5W0
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4otJm9qZ9
「仆你條街！」518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmO31FrUTz
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChvZsgAmeC
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNfkpuLzmt
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyLyTHNQEu
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原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpGRJkzuFS
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…518Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYUZSaWDSr
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