「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbMNr9DUey
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJz9ba4mKA
「佢追殺我呀！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJUlnfXCvF
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CiTTZTqzq
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsamhikTTFl
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxQtK2f7pC
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRaWdsqGGCN
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAdOcRfMzn
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnd2dytntk
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUmXjiwY36
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplf07ArZCH
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw2Nm7GIjd
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp1VoxUWiq
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6Trs58qQO
「哼，猥瑣。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWMoyuL02M
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOrbjxco0w
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8csaJswIM
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBml9HNoi9Q
「咁打雞呢？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXm5jA8cIW
「都未打過啫。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAdSmKlsC1
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4sVQrPAbY
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhlcSFPDel
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4xzjp8ylM
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcMvdIbwfe
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyrdaiHGdx
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZc6gtkVrut
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQ3a5fvZkr
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHvy8Jg3Hq
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkDPTQBa1x
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1pqUwf6gk
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zCQhF6bj7
「我問侍女呀。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWRjDGndAH
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vuxqNnyRV
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEu9vg9LCx
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8ydMuR4pE
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9HPwdcorR
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQbreKdvNW
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNUddVYTC9
「係呀，有男仔約！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG8CWGqCIk
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuL7mz26RQ
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KvWE8EJI3
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8KElGSiWH
佢及頭。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSOYvJWi7Y
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKCT1H4VQt
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFA9Fbtv5X
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FUNtIwQmq
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlnYNPksmo
「咁我呢？你都照打？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoS7JHV1vbG
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi2X5pcj5H
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8juft4lrl
「哈哈，好呀。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q7NuqLQiA
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4kP0QwLti
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYwYnaDewW
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhoMRHEtCm
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cIMAnXxM4
「你講真架？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxdcQ8zKlE
「假架！前面果句。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOWnwNjvOZ
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTE429XIuB
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMNguhtfmb
我地好快上左車…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MDwNhNOpC
響車上面…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhlt09ERpF
侍女咁問︰475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbKLIcFJZL
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ0cmFSms9
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Dg3NDDzcj
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVIMQn6fGl
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobfnoIHA3y
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzrcoO9gyD
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GfGge2EJA
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRRgX7lXfv
