「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEmIusUvOG
睡彭無奈，但係…480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKlK7GiGFt
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同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cXEvV1pGc
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX6Fmkfbv4
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPkFvMLi8C
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「同你地一樣。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisUJQndMUk
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ3TBf8iDk
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTiLcVQDFL
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbZcb6Nji6
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS9NOrD3rc
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOtxd9fVDK
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVwb9l5lLu
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9c7y3eXSxH
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQllq1wz0PZ
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KEQGlkkW5
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f5pT0wGNW
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZAnStMMxu
「咁你呢？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWkkbrcaQh
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FN3bTwptN
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI2Bl1Zome
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvluS0E9Ogx
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHoXMCTHv9
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn1F3JLPfx
半小時之後…480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KLCoITR6Z
… (我地仲等待緊時機)480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9uaHCCqCJ
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PAK41SgEM
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyY5RQXdFY
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4IyzVHSxL
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0fhunyh4p
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4Mth4Qhn1
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95SpXd8zqa
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW9fDnD3ig
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmm4ZH2CxK
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBlllczHc3
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneNJwu1rGp
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ41qdYUJZzH
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVJ86gnymq
「玩女人。」我回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv8KbZSnnb
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8sIzmAydX
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVmNK4kEpU
之後句號再問︰480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusEHukbQvJ
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhS3e1W17Z
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYuqEMn5knZ
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqr4k59idzA
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLplUWOoy1r
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0KdI26mEG
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMP6DoFD5c
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rHMlq2MGh
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「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN4JGp148H
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oBj1PmgJz
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlci2kjMYDV
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GqW73ZTIw
「正呀！」睡彭回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARspBRQgsf
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCL1P01AFA
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「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zo1bCOiII
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYi1hgOiDp
「龜姦呢？」句號問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h2hazmuQg
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAVfrLxe6O
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc9hNoB6PD
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「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCIHb9xY3I
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0unGXRhLF
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd6NnlSOTB
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHrqboC75u
而我就正正經經咁樣講：480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWMdDckqn2
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKt8ENR8P6
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12raOUVuXT
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKppkCaowW
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4X8i3pgSy
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nwfsqPmDy
(哇哇丫丫丫！)480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUeFbZhFm3
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Atqyj0pzp
而藍精靈就竟然…480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklCyuvAKa7
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynkL8PpqhL
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 480Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAH1iqRStV
