「佢地鬼係小矮人呀？擺明就係藍精靈！」句號咁講。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzypF6UMJQ
睡彭無奈，但係…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReSr47uthp
「我咪紅色囉。」突然有隻…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPijET4QNnz
同下面班藍精靈一模一樣既生物出現左響我地旁邊，不過佢係紅色既。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD66H0vDwBR
「你係邊位呀？」侍女問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPufHtSKmTL
「叫我紅色小矮人啦。」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4aaK5T085
「咁你響度做乜呀？」句號問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJerqmsZRw
「同你地一樣。」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCvrewzQYN
「你又知道我地做乜？」睡彭問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6etwpYW3UP
「想攞返自己屋企，岩唔岩？」紅色小矮人反問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiTvY9CRpE
「犀利，你點解知既？」侍女問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzSYuc1acK
「亂估咋喎，點知岩啫。」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgB6rLGHWjm
之後紅色小矮人好專心望住坡下既藍精靈。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym2OwOfkrh
我睇得出佢應該都係同睡彭一樣，俾呢班藍精靈佔領過屋企。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqa32fCH3j
「你係咪想攞返自己屋企？」紅色小矮人突然咁問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkBvHpTDvE
睡彭呆呆地，但係總算及左頭回應係。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmVOPxa4zj
「你想要暴力定係武力？」紅色小矮人再問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsl5lAumLB
「有分別咩？」睡彭問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IrMeB1cZr
「暴力就靠你自己，武力就靠你班朋友。」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlKfvNT6HM
「咁你呢？」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDnWG3XZZz
「講野最緊要有牙力，我幫你出牙力。」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF55gcGC1BQ
「擺明就係精人出口，笨人出手，講明先，我唔幫拖架。」句號蹺起雙手咁講。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQAjwGVyeD
「咁…我地幫唔幫呀？猥瑣哥哥。」侍女問我。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9M23ScLMXg
「為人為到底，送佛送老西。」我回應佢。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsQmSbSwyB
「咁就好喇，多謝你地。」睡彭咁講。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVAIxdHA00
半小時之後…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOrh3wUflM
… (我地仲等待緊時機)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1f16qeqavb
「做乜你地仲唔出手呀？又話幫我拎返屋企既？」睡彭問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV7DQHJxaV
「我話為人為到底，你係熊，我冇諗過幫你。」我回應佢。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhgM5yTdDJ
睡彭有D嬲，但係懦弱既佢都係發唔到火…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFGDD5mzbW
「丫！好痛呀！攪咩呀？」睡彭大嗌。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rQv5UIa0F
原來係侍女佢無啦啦抆佢D毛。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyV12YAqwX
「你地D招數太低John喇，要攪到佢暴走唔係咁既。」句號咁講。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXOdbRqPdY
「咁你又有咩高招呀？」紅色小矮人挑佢機。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV1zCmSqRk
「彭睡！」句號叫佢。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx7ap3q7ez
「彭帥打網球架！我叫睡彭呀！咩事呀？」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu4e3wu8Rl
「你係咪男人？」句號問佢。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmoi2Ex6J6
「如假包換！」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYM4MCJ71F
「男人可以換咩？」侍女問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFZ0l7j2QU
「玩女人。」我回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwGJvGCrmG
「唔好講廢話住，你地知唔知男人最驟忌係咩？」句號問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKAYqawxiS
紅色小矮人笑左一下，指住自己頂帽。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P1sIEptLL
之後句號再問︰462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnBFrcoUVI
「彭睡，你有冇鍾意既人呀？」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyYDBwEfA6
「愛人就冇，不過我好鍾意三上悠亞！」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1UmwRMCMF
「邊個黎架？」侍女問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FTVyzvJk6
「奧斯卡得獎者。」睡彭答。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz88DadvzPZ
「奧斯卡得獎者！？唔係Brie Larson咩？」侍女回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4uJgj6R3C
「AV奧斯卡。」睡彭答覆。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCAllk93YV
「咁…佢…我屌！AV女優好似講唔通帽事噃！」句號R爆頭大嗌。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuh43FPMCIG
「車！我仲以為你幾有計添。」紅色小矮人鄙視句號。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PiRiVTwAh
「不如等我黎丫。」我好似諗到方法幫佢。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqWHghDKwE
「睡彭，三上悠亞俾人點攪你會發嬲呀？」我再問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAl3LiNiOt
「點攪牙牙牙牙牙？我諗唔到呀。」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2hMGshiih
「例如，俾人強姦呢？」侍女問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS16psv7sX
「正呀！」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4R3akXThwv
「輪姦呢？」紅色小矮人問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVFJLc3lZI
「仲正呀！」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvy2guYUNA
「雞姦呢？」我手上面隻火雞問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTdohR7xQI
「三上悠亞女人黎架！不過如果你係講緊…嘻嘻，都好似幾正噃！」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xk2vHsS8k
「龜姦呢？」句號問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XvZgythEU
我忍唔住一腳就踢開左佢，「識唔識架？！」，之後問︰462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESiINzJknz
「近親相姦，母子相姦，甚至…我唔講喇，果D呢？」我問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7BzcdT2er
「邊D呀？即使係觸手果D我都好接受噃！」睡彭回應。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMMsLp5760
「猥瑣！」侍女鄙視睡彭。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oFgC2aBWL
「咁我諗到點樣你會發嬲喇！」我大嗌。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStmtoIPBL5
「點樣呀？」大家一齊問。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMIzoYHTc6
「三上悠亞拍熟女系列！」句號亂入，之後俾我再一腳踢左去大西洋。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCakuZqqIe
而我就正正經經咁樣講：462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI86b35TKwm
「好消息！三上悠亞從良！退休喇！」我大嗌。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8QtUcYmc6
(哇哇丫丫丫！) 睡彭即刻好似黐左線咁。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pbm6GNEpK
「呢次到我伸人喇！落去啦，彭睡！」句號大叫。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINakWiZSIT
之後一腳伸左發左神經既睡彭落去山坡…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jH2fiBZFJ
睇黎搶唔搶得返屋企，就要睇下佢自己既造化喇。462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaADYi9dPTo
(哇哇丫丫丫！)462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak5SjeRb9h
睡彭瘋狂亂衝亂撞…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkurzPtVYx
而藍精靈就竟然…462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd51JdJ2eY2
「熊出沒注意！藍精液準備，發炮！」462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjquZo6actN
佢地異常地冷靜，仲要好有系統咁處理。 462Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrxuVZ9lS7
