「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」912Please respect copyright.PENANA97NeSdLIVy
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAacEDHjmJXq
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」912Please respect copyright.PENANAkb66Gd9Zzi
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。912Please respect copyright.PENANAm0DM79kRGS
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAAagaMBu1FY
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAqDVJqoEKxO
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。912Please respect copyright.PENANAwpqnKUiu7h
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAXaoKONC3Su
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」912Please respect copyright.PENANApcMuOm9x0Q
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAVQ1kjx8Xjv
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAAexOknMZIq
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。912Please respect copyright.PENANAZiMnPBaYwD
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。912Please respect copyright.PENANAg8vXSZmlzk
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。912Please respect copyright.PENANAfzIyBK8gJu
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。912Please respect copyright.PENANAZtG11fAEax
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。912Please respect copyright.PENANAyaozSuDnYR
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「我準備入海底。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAvJInNGVhuM
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「住港島定九龍?」912Please respect copyright.PENANA179yeMzBDn
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巴士進入紅隧。912Please respect copyright.PENANAoWuiYPwioI
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「Blublublublublublu。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAT0IdncBoek
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「頂,笑死我。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAZHgvoVJKka
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「bulubulu。」912Please respect copyright.PENANA6U26TQ3hDW
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」912Please respect copyright.PENANAI3BR0tFImh
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「bublu。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAIwe8YNlUDa
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」912Please respect copyright.PENANAi7DRf06BWH
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「bububu!」912Please respect copyright.PENANAem2HzMAr6i
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「blululubululu!」912Please respect copyright.PENANAJyNpH89ydP
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「我上返水面喇。」912Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2qDlLsDrE
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」912Please respect copyright.PENANApHnBMqX3ks