「殺人犯殺第一個人之前都唔知佢會殺人架啦。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAAFHG57WWq6
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「我哋擔心你咋,騙色事少呀,騙財事大吖嘛。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAj4WijdamSg
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「我哋唔提你,你有無諗過佢係嚟呃你嘅先?」799Please respect copyright.PENANA34TeRrPgg8
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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。799Please respect copyright.PENANA4m5o2LOomb
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAmOJMbuxS6p
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「你可能被高級騙子睇中咗。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAhRtUkqh3BO
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。799Please respect copyright.PENANA62SGFsOw65
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」799Please respect copyright.PENANADEkGMyMGYM
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」799Please respect copyright.PENANA3S5UceUj1I
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」799Please respect copyright.PENANA56ZrUbjnoB
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」799Please respect copyright.PENANA2grK3JI94v
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。799Please respect copyright.PENANAPiq6M1Korz
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。799Please respect copyright.PENANAekXoydMqXm
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。799Please respect copyright.PENANABp5DVgBCqR
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。799Please respect copyright.PENANAbOD4CLb0rZ
搭巴士返屋企,又喺車上面同阿琴傾偈。799Please respect copyright.PENANAUHsvjF0Ys4
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「我準備入海底。」799Please respect copyright.PENANA3rc7klq7CP
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「住港島定九龍?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAzi8CFyIe8I
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巴士進入紅隧。799Please respect copyright.PENANAwzctvrGHeb
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「頂,笑死我。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAJgMk4HVzNb
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「bulubulu。」799Please respect copyright.PENANADgbK3n6FNq
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「我諗起個笑話,知唔知點解海係藍色?」799Please respect copyright.PENANAkDjb9TUjqn
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「bublu。」799Please respect copyright.PENANARp76jDCpud
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「因為啲魚喺度Blueblueblueblue!」799Please respect copyright.PENANASOCIw9AOBq
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「bububu!」799Please respect copyright.PENANAagBjr8dv9B
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「blululubululu!」799Please respect copyright.PENANApJPMTR8DLQ
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「我上返水面喇。」799Please respect copyright.PENANAw8W1XiPc6C
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「你真係好撚戇鳩!」799Please respect copyright.PENANANlYqlwcSCB