隨住星期五愈嚟愈近，我亦愈嚟愈緊張。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDOrpGBeZy
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之前都約過好多個女仔，但約阿琴我係特別緊張，可能因為我最著緊佢。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyVQV1LWXW
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為咗壯膽，星期四晚我就上咗蠔腎屋企飲吓酒。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvIz94Hrx6
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「好少聽你係咁講同一條女。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz8KtICEsK
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「係囉，對上一次已經係台灣分手嗰個。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6GxpsaA1J
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「咁你哋明我有幾鍾意今次依個啦？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2Wvd1PaPf
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我開始唔再驚飲醉酒，因為無再諗起芯玥。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY40BMk46pM
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「我記得有人以前講過，話咩覺得自己以後都唔會再鍾意人架喎？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDnHnkkAEE
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「我以前同晴晴一齊，一直煩惱緊係個對象嘅問題，定係我無咗愛人嘅昏純。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tJi5H31jw
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雞腎話：「我嗰陣已經同你講過啦，愛人嘅昏純係唔會壞架嘛。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2QS8zIhw6
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「啲電器一直唔著機，係人都驚佢壞啦？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQQlKAMvlY
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蠔哥繞住我膊頭：「咩無辦法再愛人呀，唔會再愛人呀，係啲人喺ig叫春嗰陣用架咋，你唔好信啦。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcxCQKi3Le
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「我一路都覺得我同嗰班叫春撚唔同，結果我都真係遇到下一個令我覺得好鍾意嘅人。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvCjROe9kx
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「係囉，個重點係遇唔遇到喳嘛。未遇到唔信會有係好正常架喎，人類就係咁架啦。依家都好多人唔信有鬼架。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOmBByXWrT
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能唔能夠再愛人同撞鬼一樣，你撞到嘅就知自己會再愛，撞唔到就覺得自己係個壞咗嘅人。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSUg71GeOx
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重點係「你覺得」，但事實就係你無壞。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Ghd0Ff8V
「嗱。老老實實，你喺H記識條女，驚唔驚佢係暗瘡大肥婆先？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UZ2O53XjY
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「好認真，肥都唔緊要，靚就得。」君不見白石茉莉奈、倉持結愛依啲愛情動作片女優幾正？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpWX1LaNkP
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「唔係嗰種呀！係真係醜樣嗰種！我問得唔好，就算排骨妹無暗瘡但好醜樣又點？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3QV3q93ZT
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依個問題真係考起我。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aLP2RV0LX
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「你講到咁鍾意吖嘛，齋吹水吹到沉晒船，咁萬一佢個樣真係畢加索啲畫咁，你接唔接受先？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEaMHL3UCf
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「⋯⋯以我嘅經驗呢，大部分女仔個樣都正常嘅，合唔合眼緣就另一回事啦。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePSZSw4JEb
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講緊最靚嗰堆日本女優咁，三上悠亞明日花綺蘿夠靚喇啩？但就係唔對我胃口，真係唔知點解。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w1YQ0GoYd
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一班靚女入面都可以有唔啱口味，何況只係普通嘅女仔？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzYF0km45o
