「你再講我就真係要考慮遠離你喇，我最憎hehe，你唔記得左我鍾意睇波多野結衣咩？黎到呢度，不如睇下練咩功好過啦。」百變怪咁同我講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1NAaqdeFO
之後我地一齊入左去呢座大樓，大樓四周圍都係書...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ09JrTnW7
本本打開都好似高登DPost咁，記載晒所有留言...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfmA8Yd0tX
就連「劉明」呢D字佢都記錄得好清楚。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIZBO4fLgP
「咁我地應該練咩呀？我睇左兩三個已經覺得自己膠化緊。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUWpA1hcGS
「我都唔知，斷估方丈唔會玩鳩我地呱。咦，你睇下果邊。」百變怪講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWga9XsV0ib
我另返轉頭，見到...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd6xJktzqt
「掃地僧！？」百變怪大嗌。 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwasyBcIJa
「會唔會係天龍八部果個丫嗱？」我問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DKZ9T4yUp
「咪酬啦！響圖書館請保持安靜呀柒頭皮！」掃地僧回應我地。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFCgiGfEd9
「唔好意思呀，我想知究竟呢度其實有咩作用？」我問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljPZ0ldukJ
「黎圖書館問圖書館有咩作用？你戇鳩架？」掃地僧串我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWnHi5koEy
「咁老人家你又響度做乜呀？」百變怪問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWlSKFM886
「你仲戇鳩！你睇唔到我響度掃緊地咩？」掃地僧串百變怪。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBHHHt51mX
「你咪扮野喇，呢度唔係現實世界，呢度既人要生活資源方面根本唔成問題，無理由會有人會受人二分四黎做清潔工既，你好快D講清楚，唔係我就唔客氣。」百變怪佢突然認真起黎，仲恐嚇老人家。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflSh0PtT3t
但係老人家佢神態自若，仲咁講：490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZCfHF4rcW
「有人鍾意屌屎忽，有人鍾意Lon雞骨，490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5x6D9iF4B
有人鍾意靠兩手，我都唔知講緊乜。」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEwo9JI7Yy
「你求其都作到首詩出黎，你肯定係高手，唔好扮野喇。」百變怪咁講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTz4awvm2Nx
「咁都叫做詩，唔好太低B。」掃地僧回應佢。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQnkDxX6fw
「咁…我朋友佢只係想變強D，希望你教下佢點樣睇D膠Post先有用丫。」百變怪再講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSwReKhfem
「賜教問我正粉腸，膠Post以為練拳掌，490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QfGTIZhpS
莫說老身無武功，妄想變強你就想。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqZ87FZwVx
「咁…一係你講下呢度有咩可以俾我朋友佢學到喇！」百變怪講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOGwAdabxw
「話左唔識就唔識，仲要問喎想點Jack，490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMX6C3RRlYh
掃地阿伯都要蝦，問我不如問隻Cat。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmISCWdWc2
「算啦！百變…小強，我地走喇，唔好打攪老人家喇。」我講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eLpVQuOcU
之後我仲拉走左百變怪佢。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAGhBBojq0
… (我拉左佢上樓上)490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVufhHbJMwL
我地響大樓度上左一層，仲見到一個Pantry…490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9q7Z8QfXg
決定就坐響度休息下。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1wHDp1WEN
「契弟，你信我丫，個老野肯定係有料架！」百變怪咁講。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqfXqqtBhL
「我信你，我幾時唔信你啫，但係人地老人家唔肯講都冇計架。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJS4AE6zSrK
「淨係得堆膠Post，真係點諗都諗唔到對練功有咩作用。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGjcmMtlom
「咦，唔係噃。其實百變怪你咁好打，不如…你做我師父丫！」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIYIjQqgF2
「唔得，唔得。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5k6faior3
「點解唔得呀？你又係男人，我又係男人，你既波多野掌好犀利噃。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjjKy3gCtr
「總之唔得啦！」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnymPvC7AE
「唔得！？你...其實係咪同賭撚一樣，係個閹人？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mSdjkSaIN
「唉，eee...純粹係因為十日之內唔可能練成。」佢一副苦惱既樣。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSOAOHkt6b
「咁算啦。呢樣唔得，果樣唔得，唔通真係留響度享受食物就算咩？一係...我地再出去闖闖，睇下有冇其他奇遇啦！」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5O1wfwgB5
「你估拍戲咩？而家已經俾左一個奇遇你，你仲想要幾多個呀？唔通真係煮好晒飯俾你，仲要喂埋入你口咩？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjOk46Xj61
「問題而家係唔知碗飯響邊，或者話唔知邊碗飯先岩我呢。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnZ2Ik1WiJ
「我直覺就覺得膠Post本身唔係直接教你野，而係可以幫你領悟到D野。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGySn4crpgr
「但係我銳角同鈍角都覺得領悟得黎都夠左十日呢。」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFwszgfskV
「或者你再行下，我地分開行下，睇多幾個膠Post先，睇下會唔會有所領悟丫。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J5Ez0x4bz
結果...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7CjAYGkid
我地分道揚鑣，我落返樓下行，行行下...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK8oHDNE30
仲去左一個荷花池度...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAfvGDPk0G
「汝家池塘多膠魚...」我摸住池邊廢噏。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeg16lrvz8
「幾時有膠魚呀？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2IV9FbqpS
講野既係掃地僧，佢掃地掃到黎呢邊。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rNhosOVZ2
「乜你終於正經返，唔再數白欖喇？」我屹佢。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaYBWM4YlD
「你鍾意咩？咁我就講一些。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYI7BHoTIgm
「唔玩喇，我只係想知道我未來既方向係點啫？離唔離開到呢度，其實我都打定輸數，我屋企四大元老，即係阿爺阿嫲阿公阿婆呀，佢地早就死晒嚧，阿爸阿媽又有阿哥睇住，我都好放心，所以都冇乜牽掛，係有少少思鄉同掛住D朋友啫。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwfstQ1EXr
「你都幾...唔知點形容你好添。後生仔，積極D啦！有排你捱呀！」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4gM0c6PK6
「捱得值得都好D，最驚係捱乜都唔知。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoIG4632QG
「順口噃，似乎係到你玩野。」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekJnvV6q33
「咁岩啫。係呢？你真係一D武功都唔識？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH2T9VEe4c
「普通一個掃地阿伯，可以識D咩呀？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JGkMZI3Yq
「咁點解方丈要我同我朋友入黎呢？」呢句我係自言自語。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOL1HxUZhS
「我唔知噃。或者整鬼你地呢。」但係佢聽到都照答我。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuww7vvZZT5
「但係...係呢，你同方丈有咩關係呀？」我問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKQvJDw4Q0
「兩個男人可以有咩關係呀？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuZYDvdgZ9
「你地唔係真係...」我好疑惑咁發出疑問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1hr4w3QyP
「屌你啦，玩屎忽果家野我唔興既。」掃地僧回應。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUnj63Lpjp
「咁你咪真係一個咩都唔知既普通掃街茂？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi95QW2vPnT
「行行出狀元，雖然大個之後都知係假話，但係起碼我認同丫，講你都唔信，我係切切實實咁鍾意掃街既。」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzou2Wc2ula
「哈哈，你咁講，我覺得你好偉大添，咁你有冇咩掃街絕技，可以快速掃幾條街，或者掃得條街特別乾淨咁呀？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfFZq9LqM2
「咦，你又知我有既？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLC22AdGty
「哈哈哈，點掃法？」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBGGdHf2JE
「哈哈哈，咁囉！咁，咁，咁，咁...」490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66QkivMxLA
掃地僧佢真係捉起我D手腳黎舞...490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9SMl1jeXT
「喂，你D招叫咩名堂呀？」我問。490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdKroplV89
「跣，九，掃！跣，係跣低個跣，形容速度之快就如跣低仆街速度之快，九係形容有九式。見同你傾得咁投契，今日我就破例教你一式玩下啦，專用黎掃墓地用既第一式，掃，理，老，墓！」 490Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZv0fnpFaz
