響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLdOnd2Imz
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBREUrBPfYM
不過點都好...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcotdvM1Ew
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk4lQnzzZs
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aaj1Bncof
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wGznKizgv
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB07gB744yN
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOevEAQQwYj
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxj8gQSoXcw
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8sItDiXNP
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFMHbITVuT
「有咩著數先？」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lNcIOpsZo
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWC5xg86tDB
「嗱，你講架咋。」 484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiL0dQ1i80m
雖然練習掃地神功真係...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6RBJsaZwl
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFReNLCyOY
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVs07CUcCeo
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNfIzzLtc7
我真係由心到笑出黎。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCo0YHv3sb
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6kcGKsotv
之後我返左去Pantry...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnod31ATM9
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM1ud6XsFA
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7fSBT8RJD
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi8UlPjK0c
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctHzQ6AuZN
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uDC3B6uck
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGqB0tRWdc
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG7QTU8RCD
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWweXZ1cc62
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKSM3gEe7C
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeED5LIyyu
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9umn4Kw2PA
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDaDcTf1Uk
不過我即刻接多句：484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPCL1xK6Gg
「喂！幾點呀？」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKSVviORVJ
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqWmOOJkk1
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgq4mrXsWWr
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB7nH8pq6G
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaebQ6GtSuI
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8m4wu6QDsK
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpFliCxGmV
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS39sl3cx2
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQc3HD8202G
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSZlE0N05s
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeF6StYA5n
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4hXg4fH6G
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqDfKC6lsK
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnfDSd1qC9
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKm0IsSGOg7
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdNYzCs6Ed
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOa5fH1EVJP
... (練習過程)484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5awPhO68T2
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXOqslsGlr
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupU3WixBKs
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6f3RAXPfvy
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS847UpKZL7
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT9fyX5tL7
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOpodAxcep
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6jUw2Nya7
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ3mPmtFRT
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DFStA9QfL
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSsR5rVxHW
最後結果...484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsnr74qrXtY
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 484Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdwP2x1UX8
