傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jgFdL1wMy
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnGhESUz0s
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xYHa9CsAn
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7E4Ghh9AK
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4X1TBd34I
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxRdEpyicp
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktwFQapAmD
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2hgr2bBI7
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡamqqvbIYOb
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjN0LxsnKi
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAI8SU1pg2F
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZ4o3h1rjA
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhvcYhsDcQ
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQsz05TTak
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgmJWxR2d6
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdoWekfGZy
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QkEXfjH9e
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1vZXkD6Ii
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBfWZGMtfr
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj2ZYzSHRi
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGE8v8JE2K
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEUvmM3kuw
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcX3y8hupx9
第一式，掃理老墓423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIK2lVEDdZ
第二式，掃溝里興423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHJRPccjKX
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYRAVS5mmK
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoumUIZ1Tz
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9YPOxuuGz
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAOJ6FroKd
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqoE22YVAp
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmBolgMMT1
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG59o9RlOAb
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoS7m45y7d
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrBVTGXMJ1
我可以肯定左一樣野...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJgV4C5NLe
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWQtq41xXo
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94ZpFCIYsF
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlL1Dnbq4b
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9210eTfBhc
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAusv1BTpwt
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdT2DeciYOn
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XifDzH3OJ
（啪啪啪～)423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3awuW2lNCy
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1rVSUDZuU
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p1tlZVrtI
「做乜你響度既？」我問。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfTreKjFXH
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Nct2TKoaw
「哼。」師父。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDkAyrs8iY
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZrKFCQ5Mo
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44qZpD3rDg
「余小欣！？」我問。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQqeuYPcCs
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOAJhQf0TE
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbvSLUzatd
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwbFNTZBCl
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTlTLCZLae
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqrf16DFly
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW62eK8CrI
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkExO6moWSz
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC97mpwgheq
「OK，出發！」423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQTCrYudcf
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7HfRx5vGW
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLhlBtE3TT
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 423Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1h8wpJxik
