傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNIy4ucRWE
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpviAh3SUfg
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FSlCQE3Mx
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXnfj2lQyN
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWAfEDGpan
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jeUt5ky8i
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSfPW8t4DK
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Utqn74USs
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Xslpzk1LK
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaDTy2c79Q
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPeHUJQdYW
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMrZfsXROQ
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD3oZCJ1b1
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc09lVJn8i
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdwTQpMbdk
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5VlaW4PCc
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdSu8hBbYT
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7a1LeNC24
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfTTLQpjvJ
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYrp8hO3Qn
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nUIgzYsUD
第一式，掃理老墓407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1RLe7K607
第二式，掃溝里興407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQydFnVTS2J
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctVsdGtgm2
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCqivgFkxy
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGX9vW09Gt
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ2DOr1dJf
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqofx2mjNc
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcCTnCxuim
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDHAlfbk71
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo0LMibE3m
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsFLhS6s4x
我可以肯定左一樣野...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec595Tsg3k
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIx3iUKheo5
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGhMT3WjFl
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GrnkG8yJr
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfISTs7Nkr3
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNVL5oLGKn
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINjMfczTaE
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQV9lnbRYm
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bpABP0rjm
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z3TqysCRA
「做乜你響度既？」我問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVaUPfhaPk
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtMhDzMZEP
「哼。」師父。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV1RUrpybm
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0zRh0KBgh
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlBRTootlI
「余小欣！？」我問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU4Fj0u4iz
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOpTNOGGTx
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2FoWtE28I
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IazGnccBt
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs55J2J2gJR
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnY1u3XXkn
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MQb6OkKYH
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKetqT6Crk
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQHyvJCrrS
「OK，出發！」407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BYy60aik8
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoF4lgONtw
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！407Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOgZ4Efg2k
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