「哼，總算有人識貨。」火雞咁講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DBVbUHqCY
「唔好意思呀，小羊囡囡貪玩噤錯機關，攪到而家咁添。」堡主講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bmwY9cX1m
「呢幾集攪到我地好似茄呢啡咁，一句對白都冇。」兩條日本佬。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ao6whSoGC
「所以就夾硬講返句呀可？嘻嘻，恭喜你呀，子銘哥哥。」惠那講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAfhaSxnsQ
「多謝。堡主，你都唔使介意啦，而家多隻寵物都好既，哈哈哈。不過…話時話，點解你屋企地庫會有隻咁既騎呢野既？」我傻笑。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qSIYOkYv8
「寵物！？騎呢野！？車！你俾到每餐八十碗飯我，我叫你老豆都冇所謂。」火雞咁講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbc7gGMYbb
「我都唔知呀，佢就好似D燕子築巢咁，都冇理我就霸左我個地庫，我見佢識得發熱，咪當佢係發熱器囉，呢幾個冬天都真係要多謝佢呀。」堡主回應我。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnU9V9yqDyk
「車！」火雞。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaYjQBPsdD
「但係帶咁多野上路，好似始終唔係咁方便。」百變怪咁講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyL5GU6rQd6
「咩「野」呀？我地人黎架！」兩條日本佬。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ER1zzqXY5
「收皮啦！冇興趣講你地呀，我講隻火雞。」百變怪再講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oFzKflXkq
「咁我呢？」惠那問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2NSn0e7LD
「你係慰安用既，唔使咁擔心。」百變怪氹惠那。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzspDIy5ED
「主人你叫我做火雞，咁我就叫你雞農啦。雞農！你有冇體臭架？」火雞問我。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXvcpkRhJl
「睇下邊個部位啦。」我回應。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU83ONEt2G5
「算喇，段估手腕唔會發臭呱，我就變做你隻手錶啦，有咩事就Call我啦。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1ZaPZTGKc
「哦。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz403Qt0wgQ
佢一講完就變成左隻手錶，仲黐左響我手腕上面。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2UmtKv1dz
「咁好喇，既然呢邊根本冇咩比賽，睇黎我地都要返去搵方丈算帳。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cB38rN01W
「喂，不如賞個相，賀埋我大壽先啦。」堡主講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cGd2bBwMP
「都好丫，小姬姐姐，PatPat哥哥，賭J哥哥佢地都未到。」惠那。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU3jzU6g4t
「PatPat哥哥！？」「賭J哥哥！？」日本佬二人組。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaOK5r7hxx
惠那其實講緊屎忽同賭撚。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYuTTSpksT
「惠那講野有時真係有點過份扮野。不過點都好啦，我地返上去先啦。」百變怪。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZBC48ps2O
… (返上去)416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApal1TY7RN
點知我地一返到上去…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs2lcs9qwt
就有兩個人出現左…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRxgSXdvqr
一個坐響度好舒服咁，一個企響佢後面…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxsOJ6uSjD
兩條友一睇就知係奸角。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwH4HaDhk6
「堡主，別來無恙丫嘛？」坐響度果個問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu5N3MOtc2
「各鹹城城主，丁原老先生，乜咁錯蕩呀？咁早就黎到喇？」堡主回應佢。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv30roZ3qYD
當時我地班人同呢兩條友大約仲有十幾米距離左右。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWcdLwjsN7
「邊個黎架？」我問其他人。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf9ZpBRI1g
「各鹹城，全名係各有各鹹濕之城，係鬼域既其中一個地帶，丁原老野就係果度既主人。」立花_宗茂。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38QsVEeoNj
「咁佢旁邊果個呢？」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9BbRcj5oc
「屌你丫，佢叫九鳥天天師，係各鹹城第一淫棍，即係國師級既人物。」歸藏。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Q60onToPu
「國師！？又真係幾似噃。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQt9eCzuI1
「係呀，聽講有人放風，話呢邊有比賽喎，我仲以為係你生日酒前既噱頭添。」丁原回應堡主。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwRF4Wb010
「你契仔呢？」堡主問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7yQ9Cw7Q3
「你講阿布呀？佢同人打緊交。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVq7hZ2boD
「佢契仔又乜水呀？」我問小羊兒佢地。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdEQGnQpDe
「三家性奴，呂阿布哥哥。」小羊兒講。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TdLcelTaN
「三家性奴！？邊三家人咁賤呀？」我問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6GAIpSLEz
「爸爸叫我唔好問，大個就會知喎，所以我都唔知。」小羊兒回應。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURKnzHvwzB
「咁…佢好好打架？」我再問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpMt9c7VXL
「呂阿布哥哥手執方天畫筆，最鍾意騎住佢隻赤馬兔周圍撩人打交…」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJsaiotwwU
「吓！？」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQdVXYwWRY
我本來好驚訝，點知小羊兒佢突然隊個頭埋黎我度細細聲講︰416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn02eUetFgG
「再講個秘密俾你知丫，其實呂阿布哥哥係白痴架。」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmZrkfJ7Or
… (我唔知做咩反應好，維持兩秒)416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaGJhB4H4t
「咁…果邊條友又話佢同人打緊交？白痴都可以打得咩？」我反應到就問。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GjLjDpcw9
「佢白痴啫，但係真係好好打架。」小羊兒回應。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5ySjKozcf
「吓！？」416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToSXZSNYCc
… (我同小羊兒對話完結)416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOeIKqz3To
「佢響邊度同人打緊交呀？同咩人打呀？」堡主問丁原。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0Fito47e6
「你屋企門口喳嘛。」丁原奸角回應。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNJMeXxAzx
「咪住先，會唔會係屎忽佢地呀？」我擔心起黎，立即就衝出門口…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapAwqyExTx
仲俾我見到… 416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KghvAYEdy
呂阿布同佢隻赤馬兔既樣。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlx8Uc5zlE
結果…416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PjnXoWcB4
一個係Q版呂布，一隻係俾BB玩既彈彈馬黎。416Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Utn1Anc9c
