叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLarcQcRLn
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「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2UmgbcWoa
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjVy19EQsW
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMd7p0xa6d
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLK64a4Dwa
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalq0x7FN4u
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夜來香及頭回應。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqL8bUAgqVh
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDTuCeseIY
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNDODkcXDA
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDP4qcDHHz
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAuLRkR5Zn
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwwQsYyAMT
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1MyFyxCDE
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu58O7lL5z1
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI0RP8pJH3
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaboqyG9jk8
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBLBhAyKq9
而當我講完呢兩句之後…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMkdbxN305
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3mR8MLlrk
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPx191k48I
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Mryz4Ri4A
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我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7m2t6yN0j
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLWR722Chh
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S9gtru7za
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFSNoq4lJq
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HoBcsOmT3
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWn1MpCcRS
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2v3svXvVDY
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiELg0BK5mV
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSNEBjzLnK
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJFEJ6hUjG
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8jSaMmm63
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnKz0JbOVw
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcWnVZHN1N
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldUHe3JjgC
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡre56qWAYir
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW479d6XZ6w
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「小心呀！我條J既主人！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKY5RSzxODw
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWD9uJv0zZ
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVt23xuvOf
我既怒火已經到左極限…417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwI27mgwi7k
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4DBFv52Pj
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIm5GZf9Oi
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtdflDxvat
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaHTwiPNZi
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2m6UhO2nPT
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YUNC8jxFN
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12r4yq4zoj
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgMCMRE2EX
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCG2MXBA8Q
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxHFOeMerv
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFySro7XMw
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wYKMoKHVb
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYJDb89ZA5
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWGsKi3kOu
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82mlPjYydU
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 417Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkn5kmiPqc
