叫既唔係呂阿布，亦唔係夜來香，而係…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoaIEFnbxf
堡主佢，佢及時跳左上台，救走左受傷既夜來香。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEqRMWwDgn
「玩吓啫，唔使攞命既。」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKva7AgYcy
「堡主前輩，見笑喇，我冇心殺佢，只係佢一直打我左手，我最憎人蝦我隻左手，所以係有少少嬲，唔好意思。」呂阿布行埋台邊回應堡主。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCo12x6Wq2f
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「陪伴我每個晚上既，就係佢。」呂阿布回應。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZ4piFgEfs
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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuNvUzw5yg
點知…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzKEw7zEyB
佢地班死仔竟然…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1aDJsbf4k
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「你想挑戰我？」呂阿布問我。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaEQBPm7kx
「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzz4n7P91l
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegp92U5obn
佢都黐九線，無啦啦就開我拖，呢啖氣，我點忍呀！385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Xv13FsDC
「掃月雷霆！掃三度四！」我即刻求其執起夜來香支棍就打…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEJdiKIBXU
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支棍臭架！385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNtwpnSdgv
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夜來香及頭回應。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6CS8VhwWl
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其實係因為就連呂阿布佢都唔介意俾我隊左支棍入佢口。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBF41ETApBO
「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cLa6pXH4g
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCNGsG4YgJ
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcAudPbLhD
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkZ5qBHCPW
我亦唔係講玩，唔知係咪D屎味影響，我真係火火地…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXeVkqyNMW
越打就越起勁，我直頭癲Q左咁不停摳佢D手腳…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UI9AALmqw
「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6Ef0PJxBY
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSWecxSAIA
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt7kEuesR3
而當我講完呢兩句之後…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVeI2l6gEU
「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbbggnc9Nh
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0gPBkmK9Y
正當我想一個重棍鋤埋去呂阿布度果陣…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLJHXeOUEX
突然…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfJBGMFEjY
我眼前漆黑一片，究竟係咩招數咁犀利呢？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z39Fqz46w
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr4EGPutry
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D30ZJUKuC
連我都呆左。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwh2EN9W8x
原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qrpjb0nuH
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWLcvWM86T
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xhFd1NRa5
乜原來師父既呢套神功犀利到咁架咩！？385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73tZKG8uMr
「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ohVIG3MfG
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWolXS57NM
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sqKZMulX7
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH2ffijrPG
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCyS1PE04s
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNPDgpfgS3
「Lannister！嘿手黨，Lannister！」戴超男回應。 385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnfuMUcnpv
「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVEuNgbhnM
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0dIWhE8Rr
「小心呀！契弟！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeaExTq0eEa
「小心呀！耶穌！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHa1xFaMUTv
「小心呀！子銘哥哥！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY1iCFTv3C
「小心呀！我條J既主人！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTL1M18Ga1
我台下既隊友替我擔心，但係…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NJCVMHQVV
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自我聽到「嘿手黨」三個字之後，我就著左魔咁…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBACebrNa7d
我既怒火已經到左極限…385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtLrbHskez
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQUCaHEbk0
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwpxTTNqkG
我一棍漚左落地下！ (嘭 ~ ！)385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEPT0OqtpT
成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrXl6mgEl9
(…) 全場人仕呆左不下十秒。1，2，3… ，之後第一個反應既係佢… 385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZyg3oStek
「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAPLQ3My18
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlSVCxNIi38
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk8hrmSGHl
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjeBKeTXIM
「惠那…」我谷得太盡，有少少虛脫。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzPGGAmOEN
「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWK4IIToP8
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2x6DEXSDu
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidpCw5YQuz
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy119V5rEUb
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00HCACJayE
之後，我攰到發生咩事都唔知喇，直接就暈左… 385Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2cgdgEp0N
