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「睇黎現場都冇人再夠膽上台挑戰我喇喎，哈哈哈。」呂阿布又再狂言。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPkRx48vSU
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「你戇鳩架？盲既都睇到我係俾人推上台啦。」我回應佢。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOenrUQLcy
「你呃我，盲既根本冇可能睇到，所以我認定左你係想挑戰我喇，看招，橫戌點戍戊中空！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAEqk9Eugg
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「仆街！食屎！」佢Lur返出黎再講。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF82Vxfd5TN
「屎你就食緊架喇，但係我身為打開J既巴打裡面既其中一份子，我就放過你隻左手啦！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqnOcmNywF
之後我開始追住佢隻右手黎摳。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aafJRlUhE
「巴打，我用隻右手打J仲多噃！」呂阿布求饒。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPImv7wqK8
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「人中丫拿！？呂布丫拿！？赤兔丫拿！？」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UN3F7GO42
「丫吔！呂阿布呀！赤馬兔呀！唔好打呀！好痛呀！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD310pspb8k
「掃理老墓係！掃溝我興丫拿！」我繼續打。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rDedIhXMV
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「九掃扇雲手？」台大有條友扮晒「GG為GG」咁款大嗌。 405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpZcxXXOeE
大嗌既係九鳥天天師佢，睇黎佢都識得我掃地僧師父。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jqzzVPlxX
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「乜撚野呀？！菊花牌底褲！？」我喊殺咁嗌。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2kdZkCyFT
「投降！」同時有人咁樣大嗌。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAn5OUc2qG
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原來係九鳥天天師，佢幫呂阿布掟左條白色底褲出黎嗌投降。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1NYEkCInY
之後呂阿布好聽話咁落左台，而我就隱若聽到天師佢咁講︰405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10tR59lK8M
「九掃神功唔係講笑架，最後兩式足以令人七孔流血而死，更甚者，可以當場蒸發。」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvd7EJWNP49
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「哈哈哈，厲害，厲害，請問仲有冇咩豪傑想挑戰呢位少英雄呀？」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfY0osS3dy
堡主佢咁講，「少英雄」三個字當然係講緊我啦，呵呵。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2mkfLms0K
「仲有冇？」堡主再問。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlZnDTcCvC
「不如等我黎薈吓你啦！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkBhdgqE2g
台下有個一身牛仔褸，牛仔褲，戴黑超既男人行左上黎。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb6nXZhhEF
「貴客點稱呼？」堡主問。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqs3b0Esa9
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「佢好似自稱三合會成員播。」台下觀眾議論紛紛。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7GJSztxhI
「嘿手黨既赤手殺人狂呀！」台下亦有人咁大嗌。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfotzgN7nSj
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如果大家仲記得既話，惠那佢就係俾嘿手黨既人蝦過架！405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPLWFi4ah4
「嘿！手！黨！丫 ~~~~~~ 蝦 ~ ！」405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WmyuR61d1
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成個台當場散晒，變成粉末。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUz0WwmYQr
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「對唔住，我借廁所架啫。」戴超男即刻咁講，仲走返出去。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwTmcGmwPG
「Eee…哈哈哈，咁就當係呢位少英雄贏架喇喎，都係時候食我個餐喇，大家請到後園入席，多謝大家。」堡主咁講。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpiZeOrX49
「呢招應該就係九掃神功既高級能力，估唔到呢條靚仔咁後生就有咁既功力，竟然真係可以將成個台打成粉碎。」九鳥天天師響台下講。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQa7gDivPc
「子銘哥哥，你好勁呀！」惠那。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr6MTPlEcW
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「睇黎佢頭先谷得好行喇，俾佢抖吓先啦。」百變怪咁講。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouYXwLqlqp
「嘩，不過真係好型棍。」屎忽。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AUDa4YovM
「抵我條J跟左你既！」賭撚。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOQB6tasXM
「屌你丫，攪到周圍都係塵！」歸藏。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Avh3sJVFB
「好心你講少句啦，唔係一陣你變做塵呀。」立花_宗茂。405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtG0fPI3Uh
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