「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofheU8YaPV
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwLTokyWtD
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sArzYhhzI
咦，練吓功都好噃。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUAO6KvUG1
… (練功 練功 練功 練功 …)527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxuMVhhrSY
我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAecHaKwkR6
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE2xsZFDHL
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwebBQJ6nu
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFbyCNfF6R
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY42d8M55F
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ujIJ5lzoL
魂。初弒既黑影。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhippP0BK80
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcNlT83YlY
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkC3WmAwFDJ
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivRe3NG37U
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAg4PgfZ81u
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOSWw9ICQQ
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNnWbRZ1Mk
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm2YjEDzrY
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAsJxIgyYD
點知佢…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs13uJnrrOZ
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruySZdMbi3
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VBfc2tnYM
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVWfNmQxjH
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGtPKNUJF1
佢冇回應我，而且仲…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyqSMHNv5A
嘔多啖出黎，再而…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj09ppKqjyU
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa3B5F6BvQ
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDX9Mf7y5B6
但係第二時間…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dxdw9ouGw
就係屌柒佢，因為…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Hn2YDEeMO
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstnjfgFXaT
「攪乜撚野呀你？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqLfQiSTZg
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RS5fWUjM0
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNPVKbnzsB
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaanQJRDKL8
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqIxqHhjEl
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10VAoYrL7s
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KOyXudd7s
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8QET0u3qA
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyOf3c33nW
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCKlDkzJxc
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1zXntWKDG
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsirMOAxmY
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpB3sCrzLK
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVbe2iaNcR
我仲飛左埋佢度。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYixUzIhkj
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0l3VxTECk
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dIfe8wuvp
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXetmvhBfcC
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWSSi3E9q1
「乜水呀？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6IIGHMG9k
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczIRATfCQ3
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOSR9wPZZP
「屌你咩，你專登架？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2quYskAfCS
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5aPSYw2gD
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaApgDNnPqu
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdejbLZRaS6
「你呃佢教既。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzE8CHHtN3a
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGH6lTXgDk
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeaqvKKaKK
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6agDP2D8fZ
「仆你條街！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtESfOvD7h8
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuMaJVVhGf
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAf23OHEJiF
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsgDAR3ojd
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMAuKTrw3e
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySyJ3f6LS7
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaqQcZ20Oz
點知…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡES0p3FT7V8
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMHH0xsgB9
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cYByEgfMD
