「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemNGsNkRw4
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87ZgqOfeip
連百變怪同屎忽都唔陪我，我惟有單拖返房諗吓野啦…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRVWTveTlB
咦，練吓功都好噃。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS0vJNN6IY
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我練練下，仲突然望到天窗，唔知做乜九野，突然有個好奇怪既想法…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyPK4jQLLt
就係想學D武俠劇咁，想試吓飛簷走壁既感覺…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN0agPbIeT
所以我爬左上去，仲見到個面盤咁大既月光…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYhBXxvrwC
我差D認錯左自己，以為自己會變人狼咁。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVrbWNl30N
但係就響月光既旁邊，我又見到佢…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzf2EHjKCAb
一個其實都仲算係陌生既陌生人。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95ztkgw7id
魂。初弒既黑影。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlNDHBW9do
「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGz4IQew7zv
當時既佢同我大約有幾十米距離。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFAnnt2Z2I
佢冇回應我，淨係響度盅吓盅吓咁。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnOiqpzGB6
我無奈之後，惟有慢慢試吓行近佢，不過我開始發覺…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nX2SYZER0
仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rhicj3aHy
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lm4iQqSZ4
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExiz9PRVcJ
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpwY2q4lLz
點知佢…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFfLQwZbDv
突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM50hAn5tCJ
黑媽媽，我冇辦法唔第一時間鑒定呢D漿為精液…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVo8iGi4mO
所以身體既反應都異常地變得靈敏，一吓就退後左三步。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEvO7BUihv
「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnizbDic78f
佢冇回應我，而且仲…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIB415KbXFQ
嘔多啖出黎，再而…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOgXjiJtdD
「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppBWndbqBB
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9GmJyK5GA
但係第二時間…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Oo2A3iEQB
就係屌柒佢，因為…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadbzG3aJls
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxmxOn9nrq
「攪乜撚野呀你？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZJZeQajU0
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qOsfP3wFA
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaBn6946up
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBYnfj7STc
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsojzhg2dCB
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDW6JjYawJN
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkAJEvGMyl
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJB5Zspe6T
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCs6eRIVRxc
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IfujhZWgw
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eE2VnUQBn
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0DgvnGX3H
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRvHtBnobq
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1M9X6taaHw
我仲飛左埋佢度。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aYHK2eacJ
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwx7F9UcN6
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ3ffavViE
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt9JwAQNo1
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlXZ6mgmZm
「乜水呀？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6u3JN4m220
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEhGqPqFp4
「哦，原來係百變怪你呀？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37POwQ5H3d
「屌你咩，你專登架？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0yPKCyfnA
「鬼叫你去訓唔采我呀！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCsMMamKem
「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuQrxn0d8A
「咩偷學呀？係屎忽佢明教我架！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN3QSbaHvp
「你呃佢教既。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAml4EPcqv
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPAbJAKXqO
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnzjmweMcE
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbgtU8W02r
「仆你條街！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5b5uGzYbY
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThsz79wQGk
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lM9FNwQWI
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZhM4KMxZ9
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9udQL67xTK
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSv3vdNDbe2
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwgesDhyZW
點知…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtmJ3v9O9Q
「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk3YWrlXy0
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKLmOI7DmS
