「戇鳩撚先咁攪啫，飲到醉到訓著呀，聽日淨係頭痛都玩死你。」我回應百變怪。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxj2wIfLmI
「唉，我唔理你喇，你鍾意唔訓就唔訓啦，我拖條柒頭返房，我就自己返房訓喇。」百變怪回應。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFn7KBBG6G2
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「你…你係魂句號初弒！？你想點呀？」我大聲問過去。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVcRbhAbkk
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仆街喇，我學既功夫，冇招係輕功，學乜柒人飛簷走壁呢？507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zZ3WBzKtY
我差D就差錯腳，真仆街！507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlTJmFelVM
「喂！屌你！夠…夠銀膽就落黎同我Fight過！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHkoJVMZT3
因為我已經行唔到前去，所以惟有咁嗌。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1YbJYUAI0
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突然噴左D漿狀物出黎… 507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uwn2bMuan
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「仆你條街，男人老餅學人玩精？！」我發嬲大嗌。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNi1dk70tm
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「飛沙走奶！」大嗌出黎，之後佢就凌空踏住D精衝黎我面前。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOoVzSL0Gb
當時既我，第一時間係嚇到呆左。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBmdUsv9mg
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就係屌柒佢，因為…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJoVo7kU38
佢根本唔係句號初弒，而係屎忽條柒頭。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn0V6RaAe3
「攪乜撚野呀你？」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wlxhwD53k
但係佢似乎仲醉緊，佢根本唔知自己做緊乜…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5ILhPOGjg
「我…我而家教你…教你我行…行走江門最…最勁既輕功…飛…飛沙走奶！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8axpr8B1z
「我都知你行走慣肛門，但係…咦，唔係噃，輕功！？我…有D興趣噃。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzLNMYWUe9
之後，一個飲醉左既屎忽就開始教我輕功…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0c3MW7BTJ
「飛者，力化為虛，全身之力散去…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4a2msrxBs
沙者，環境力量，將自己融入環境之內…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrI9ByAV8Dh
走者，氣也，以氣禦人…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT07qkSFZK
奶者，奶也，唔好用鍊奶，因為太杰！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjMf9On3Dk
「呢D係乜撚野輕功口訣呀？」 我大叫。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6YZrgiH14
但係真係屌屌聲，因為我跟住佢咁練，又真係…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4fYGW5O09
超快咁上左手噃，真係好諷刺。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshZpCCcnJo
好快咁，我就學識左飛簷，不過未可以走壁。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkNWkLkRNS
「喂！正呀！多謝你呀屎忽！」我一邊飛一邊講。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzN5Tz3xgAZ
我仲飛左埋佢度。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bBQc8qMQm
「唔使多謝，潔瑜BB，你哥哥我教你係應份既…」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrqVuRRyXk
佢講完之後仲攬左埋我度訓左。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6A9nWRxflF
「屌，原來佢當左我係佢條女，好左冇屌我啫。」我直頭爆埋響口。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UKBclXFlL
「其實你知唔知醜架？」後面傳黎一把聲。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonU7hTF6wf
「乜水呀？」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN1q2Muvpr
「俾你條友踩個天花板嘈怨巴閉整醒果個囉。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtmphRCTAp
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「死PK丫，我問你知唔知醜呀？偷學人地既功夫！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9ocrR03fY
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「你呃佢教既。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnuIHZJQ8s
「咩呃呃聲啫，乘人之危係常識黎，又唔係我整醉佢既，況且，我有冒住俾佢雞姦既風險黎學野架喎。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRgDwrRhUH
「人不要面，果然天下無敵，我都費時理你，唔好阻我訓喇，唔係我真係會殺人架。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiwjrI7KfA
「殺人啫，又唔係殺我。」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTH0wkBsbLz
「仆你條街！」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjFuNoMHHi
(趴~！冷~！) 百變怪抵受唔住我串佢，仲發火打爛左人地既玻璃。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9xK8Oj0i8
「邊撚個躝坦夜媽媽打爛我天窗個玻璃？！」似係堡主把聲。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPtVrm5Gsb
「我叫魂句號初弒呀！」百變怪咁回應。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KV9cqAkGc
「聽朝我就搵人殺左你！」堡主響房度大嗌上黎。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrgrGcS351
原來仇殺就係咁樣開始，我今日真係學左好多野。507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNA5Tc44aqF
嫁禍俾人，睇人仆街，呢D都係我國既傳統美德，所以我冇刻意去幫句號佢解釋…507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8TgGJhDit
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「我冇害你地丫，點解你地要嫁禍我？」507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5H94DeuQt
呢鑊杰喇，真係句號初弒呀！ 507Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡid0aSzz0z0
