「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8GAXBCo5M
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHF8hB1lNB
「佢追殺我呀！」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnubXY7aNpG
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTmfnU625r
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHXL8AKuHY
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsH13ZhQInr
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUDpn4fWlN
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9pdDoYGOs
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZFl7M51s5
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmwXzOdwBX
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQlYBZ5fbW
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GbdnuCDqA
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosyBkNJ1Km
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGwdYHZTDE
「哼，猥瑣。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG921hKuI0
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzrETSsYJf
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbQG1pgmSy
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4FP9jKMcW
「咁打雞呢？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsn1xzrPeh
「都未打過啫。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgUV2gTpZv
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmJG4KR1NC
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrc24kVbre
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o9AlFl6xU
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELx2jtAz9T
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe0hj19NmA
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhlOtkphKO
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn8d4IF9TK
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8aMXEnQRs8
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebDgHD3I0p
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Q4TIaM567
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E6Aypp87n
「我問侍女呀。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKX5vCwW1u
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNf9U4XmKP
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0ABABYUsP
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNcYKvsDFI
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanKRAcYnqn
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1XfMtMuER
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkJeO8j99B
「係呀，有男仔約！」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreDIdWVhnz
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaSq30firt
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99NDWn2WJD
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLBdjKsO8A
佢及頭。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP66aXR6QB
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCUvbmONNU
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9qXVmucCi
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXPBO112rz
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8stNoQb21S
「咁我呢？你都照打？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwdqD9WjJr
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6UM71wJ4w
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRGAq5XhGw
「哈哈，好呀。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iFytjMsY8
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8a2h81MJw8
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKjt95m7g8
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToQg82dH1O
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoopLAIx5c
「你講真架？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq68NkCl20E
「假架！前面果句。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC45Uoxd94
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgHg7gdgrM
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25biuT5D7U
我地好快上左車…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeat8PKStB
響車上面…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluUoIjglMP
侍女咁問︰476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKo1RZZ2Zm
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHeVLLiVll
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtCRyPdcJV
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yStQ0BLxM
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMdCuxhxZz
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoPJNczGPm
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxBzFAGjSZ
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 476Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TpQGUKJZW
